Baltimore GA line and list! Lets get started!

tempo_n_groove
tempo_n_groove Posts: 42,162
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So figured I would start this as I like joking about this whenever a tour comes around!

So first in line and taking names is the goat.  He's a mean awry sob but he keeps everyone in line and is inclined to eat the list if we aren't paying attention.

2nd is me of course.

See you there and mind the goat...
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  • kotton_crown
    kotton_crown Posts: 214
    Sorry dude already wrote a one on my hand in sharpie
  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,687
    I remember the time you were all shitfaced and you wanted to ride the goat, but he bucked you off and ran to start the GA line before you. Then you started boxing with him and he put a hoof to your face and gave you a black eye. That was some funny shit! That pissed you off and the two of you started a head butting competition. I must say, you held your own in that one. Mad props to you my good brother! Now that....that was EPIC!
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,687
    kotton_crown said:
    Sorry dude already wrote a one on my hand in sharpie
    If it wasn't purple sharpie, it's not official. 
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 42,162
    darwinstheory said:
    I remember the time you were all shitfaced and you wanted to ride the goat, but he bucked you off and ran to start the GA line before you. Then you started boxing with him and he put a hoof to your face and gave you a black eye. That was some funny shit! That pissed you off and the two of you started a head butting competition. I must say, you held your own in that one. Mad props to you my good brother! Now that....that was EPIC!
    That goat can be a sumbitch man.  He got me that time but I know he's sneaky now and don't go near him when he's sippin the sauce, nuh uhhh!
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 42,162
    darwinstheory said:
    kotton_crown said:
    Sorry dude already wrote a one on my hand in sharpie
    If it wasn't purple sharpie, it's not official. 
    Amateurs, am I right?
  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,687
    Everyone just assumes all sharpies are black. We'll totally mind fuck them when we switch it from purple to red! The mean ol GOAT won't have a feckin' clue!
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 42,162
    edited January 2020
    darwinstheory said:
    Everyone just assumes all sharpies are black. We'll totally mind fuck them when we switch it from purple to red! The mean ol GOAT won't have a feckin' clue!
    We have to keep the goat on our side or shit goes sideways...

    Where's @mcgruff10 and @HesCalledDyer  those two bastids need to get on this train...
  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,687
    Dyer is in a dark room somewhere stewing about the lack of offseason progress. 

    Scruffy is somewhere with his pinky finger raised enjoying a nice Chianti while discussing the finer things in life.
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • Bentleyspop
    Bentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 11,714
    Lived in Baltimore city 20 years ago and drove by the Arena almost every day so I'm first.
    The goat can be 2nd
  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,687
    Bentleyspop said:
    Lived in Baltimore city 20 years ago and drove by the Arena almost every day so I'm first.
    The goat can be 2nd
    HA! Good luck with that! That ornery goat will chew on your sneakers, steal your wallet and piss on your phone. Your goat piss covered phone won't allow you access through the gates. 
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • bobby dazzlers
    bobby dazzlers Posts: 2,040

    That I no longer give a fuck
    Who is wrong and who’s right
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 42,162
    bobby dazzlers said:

    Don't make us bust out the rainbow marker!
  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,283
    Tempo s line is bs as usual.  Dude doesn’t know the difference between a sharpie and a shar pei.  
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • cp3iverson
    cp3iverson Posts: 8,702
    edited January 2020
    Want tempo out of the line?  Tell him the merch tent has socks...

    After that just reorganize and you're good to go

    Post edited by cp3iverson on
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,501
    edited January 2020
    tempo_n_groove said:
    darwinstheory said:
    Everyone just assumes all sharpies are black. We'll totally mind fuck them when we switch it from purple to red! The mean ol GOAT won't have a feckin' clue!
    We have to keep the goat on our side or shit goes sideways...

    Where's @mcgruff10 and @HesCalledDyer  those two bastids need to get on this train...

    darwinstheory said:
    Dyer is in a dark room somewhere stewing about the lack of offseason progress. 

    Scruffy is somewhere with his pinky finger raised enjoying a nice Chianti while discussing the finer things in life.
    I'm triggered by goats. :lol:

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  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 42,162
    cp3iverson said:
    Want tempo out of the line?  Tell him the merch tent has socks...

    After that just reorganize and you're good to go

    Amateur...

    I got my number and I'm here w the goat.
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,158
    I'm not going to the show, but wrote 69 on my hand in Sharpie anyway.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 42,162
    mcgruff10 said:
    Tempo s line is bs as usual.  Dude doesn’t know the difference between a sharpie and a shar pei.  
    That's a good one!
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 42,162
    Poncier said:
    I'm not going to the show, but wrote 69 on my hand in Sharpie anyway.
    Either way your're going down...
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,158
    tempo_n_groove said:
    Poncier said:
    I'm not going to the show, but wrote 69 on my hand in Sharpie anyway.
    Either way your're going down...
    Heh.
    This weekend we rock Portland

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