Your first car accident was...

bootlegger10 said:

Wobbie said:

maybe not my first...maybe the 2nd or 3rd....it was a real shitshow...

I had come from my college in athens, ohio to visit some buddies at ohio state, in my hometown of columbus....I didn’t tell my parents I was in town...we were all doing drugs....them, acid; me, quaaludes....we decided to go somewhere and I was voted designated driver....I was driving some dude’s I didn’t know parent’s camaro....I rear ended a parked car on high street, the main drag thru columbus....that car was pushed into another car and that car into another...it was a saturday night....a crowd gathered....the cops put me in the back of their car...I was kicking at the window...they took me to the hospital....my teeth had gone thru my chin....they let me out of the hospital in the middle of the night, bandaged like the mummy....I wandered around, trying to find my friend’s dorm and asking random people for help...they all gave mei wide berth. my parents had been called and told their son had been in a wreck while under the influence of “hallucinogens” but I didn’t face the music until the next day. the insurance fight involving me, in a stranger’s parent’s car took a while to sort out.

ah, youth!

Ah, now the behavior makes sense.  The only thing worse you could have done was crash into a fire hydrant in your neighborhood with your SUV while your wife was chasing you.