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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 39,015
    "I have a dream..."

    -L Ron Hubbard
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,719
    "Here's something you never hear anyone say: 'I think I'll stick a hot poker up my ass'"
    - Pope Francis

    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,781
    brianlux said:
    "Here's something you never hear anyone say: 'I think I'll stick a hot poker up my ass'"
    - Pope Francis

    just dont suggest someone else do it....... ;)
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    ”You may fire when ready.”

    —Harry S. Truman
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    njnancynjnancy Northern New Jersey Posts: 5,096
    "Let me entertain you"

    Rudy Guiliani 
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    HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,383
    "It's raining men, Hallelujah!"

    -Mike Pence
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    goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,281
    “I live my life a quarter-mile at a time”

    Al Gore
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,781
    "I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.'

    Donald J. Trump
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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    Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 29,012
    Hobbes said:
    "It's raining men, Hallelujah!"

    -Mike Pence
    Haha!
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    The original lyrics to Lukin-

    Karen "McFucking" Carpenter
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    stuckinlinestuckinline Posts: 3,359
    Hobbes said:
    "It's raining men, Hallelujah!"

    -Mike Pence
    👍
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 39,015
    "Killed it on the Golf course today!  New Nike glove worked!"

    -O.J. Simpson

    Ummm, actually he did say that...
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it."

    —Benjamin Netanyahu
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,418
    "Beer is made by men, wine by God."
    -Maynard James Keenan
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
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    ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,633
    ”That’s the fact, Jack!”

      - Nikita Khrushchev 
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 39,015
    Nobody even blinked at the OJ comment?!?  Damn...
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,781
    theres a sucker born every minute

    donald j trump
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    "We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue, and then we'll take it higher."

    —Benjamin Franklin
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,633
    “Necessity is the mother of invention.”


        -  Maury Povich
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,242
    "Bitches ain't shit, but hoes and tricks."

    - Brigham Young
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 39,015
    tbergs said:
    "Bitches ain't shit, but hoes and tricks."

    - Brigham Young
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    "I scream; you scream; we all scream for ice cream."

    —David Koresh
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    JPPJ84JPPJ84 Hamburg, Germany Posts: 3,440
    „The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.“

    David Koresh‘s father 
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    "One bourbon, one scotch, one beer."

    - Me =)
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,625
    "I'll be back...."
    Grand Wizard Trump
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    njnancynjnancy Northern New Jersey Posts: 5,096
    dankind said:
    "We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue, and then we'll take it higher."

    —Benjamin Franklin
    This made me giggle. 
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    ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,633
    “I’ll have what she’s having”

         - Julius Rosenberg
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









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    goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,281
    "Are you gonna bark all day, lil' doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

    Queen Elizabeth II
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 39,015
    "This town needs an enema."

    Donald Trump
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    ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,633
    “Hello Wisconsin!!!”

      - Russell Ziskey
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









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