Fun euphemisms for sex in rock songs

Spiritual_Chaos
Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,720
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I was just listening to Ghosts latest banger Mary On A Cross where one line is "I will tickle you internally" which to me is a pretty funny way to describe sex. If I interpret the little rascal Tobias Forge correctly.

Some people aren't as brazen as Trent Reznor, or even Eddie in Satan's Bed about the subject but instead chose to go about it with a bit more... tact.

Does anything beat Gene Simmons "I wanna put my log in your fireplace" from Burn Bitch Burn?
"Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    It's called "Lick My Love Pump."
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  • qontheboard
    qontheboard Posts: 787
    Muddy Waters - Electric Man

    "I don't know nothing about voltage, I don't know nothing about watts
    But when I plug into your socket girl, I can make you awful hot"

    I never did get to see Muddy Waters, but I did see Prince cover this song. It was sublime!
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 42,249
    "Give her inches and feed her well"

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  • ed243421
    ed243421 Posts: 7,757
    “Down in a hole, feeling so small”

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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    ed243421 said:
    “Down in a hole, feeling so small”

    AIC

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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,501
    "It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale"
    -Nofx (from the song Hot Dog In A Hallway)
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  • ed243421
    ed243421 Posts: 7,757
    “Who’s gonna drive you home, tonight?”

    The Cars
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    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
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    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
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  • DewieCox
    DewieCox Posts: 11,432
    ed243421 said:
    “Down in a hole, feeling so small”

    AIC
    Helluva plot twist!!
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,186
    Aerosmith's F.I.N.E. is an entire song of euphemisms, best one is:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xhpSyozTYg

    "I got the right key baby but the wrong keyhole"

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  • herogroundzero
    herogroundzero Posts: 366
    slippery when wet
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,186
    And hardness, it sets in
    You need some protection
    The thinner the skin

    U2 - Kite
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  • silvo
    silvo Posts: 294

    'Pink tractor beam into your incision'

    Incubus - Here In My Room

  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    My head's in stitches, my love's a stickshift
    I can squeeze or milk it
    Is it real or just a dream of mine
    My boat is tipping, my horse is limping
    I can't ease or sink it
    I just need some remedy tonight.

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    edited October 2019
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Zepp's The Lemon Song.
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    hedonist said:
    Zepp's The Lemon Song.
    I was about to post that. 
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  • Gibson
    Gibson Chicago Posts: 2,671
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    hedonist said:
    Zepp's The Lemon Song.
    I was about to post that. 
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Gibson said:
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    hedonist said:
    Zepp's The Lemon Song.
    I was about to post that. 
    Samesies.
    Robert Johnson's "Traveling Riverside Blues" is dirtier. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    dankind said:
    Gibson said:
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    hedonist said:
    Zepp's The Lemon Song.
    I was about to post that. 
    Samesies.
    Robert Johnson's "Traveling Riverside Blues" is dirtier. 
    YOU'RE dirtier.

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