Fun euphemisms for sex in rock songs

I was just listening to Ghosts latest banger Mary On A Cross where one line is "I will tickle you internally" which to me is a pretty funny way to describe sex. If I interpret the little rascal Tobias Forge correctly.

Some people aren't as brazen as Trent Reznor, or even Eddie in Satan's Bed about the subject but instead chose to go about it with a bit more... tact.

Does anything beat Gene Simmons "I wanna put my log in your fireplace" from Burn Bitch Burn?
The man they call my enemy. I've seen his eyes, he looks just like me - A mirror...

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  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 14,376
    It's called "Lick My Love Pump."
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • qontheboardqontheboard Posts: 638
    Muddy Waters - Electric Man

    "I don't know nothing about voltage, I don't know nothing about watts
    But when I plug into your socket girl, I can make you awful hot"

    I never did get to see Muddy Waters, but I did see Prince cover this song. It was sublime!
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 20,439
    "Give her inches and feed her well"

    Rock u like a hurricane, Scorpions.
  • ed243421ed243421 Posts: 6,407
    “Down in a hole, feeling so small”

    AIC
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  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 14,376
    ed243421 said:
    “Down in a hole, feeling so small”

    AIC

    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer MarylandPosts: 15,041
  • ed243421ed243421 Posts: 6,407
    “Who’s gonna drive you home, tonight?”

    The Cars
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 10,062
    ed243421 said:
    “Down in a hole, feeling so small”

    AIC
    Helluva plot twist!!
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 9,934
    Aerosmith's F.I.N.E. is an entire song of euphemisms, best one is:



    "I got the right key baby but the wrong keyhole"

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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 9,934
    And hardness, it sets in
    You need some protection
    The thinner the skin

    U2 - Kite
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  • silvosilvo Posts: 212

    'Pink tractor beam into your incision'

    Incubus - Here In My Room

  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast OhioPosts: 8,308
    My head's in stitches, my love's a stickshift
    I can squeeze or milk it
    Is it real or just a dream of mine
    My boat is tipping, my horse is limping
    I can't ease or sink it
    I just need some remedy tonight.

    BRMC - Circus Bazooko.  
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  • SmallestOceansSmallestOceans Posts: 13,143
    edited October 8
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  • PapPap Serres, GreecePosts: 20,998

    Ooh, yeah! All right!
    Were [Pearl] jammin
    I wanna [Pearl] jam it wid you.
    Were [Pearl] jammin, [Pearl] jammin
    And I hope you like [Pearl] jammin too.


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  • hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of foreverPosts: 19,984
    Zepp's The Lemon Song.
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, AustraliaPosts: 13,928
    hedonist said:
    Zepp's The Lemon Song.
    I was about to post that. 
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  • GibsonGibson TorontoPosts: 1,713
    hedonist said:
    Zepp's The Lemon Song.
    I was about to post that. 
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  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 14,376
    Gibson said:
    hedonist said:
    Zepp's The Lemon Song.
    I was about to post that. 
    Samesies.
    Robert Johnson's "Traveling Riverside Blues" is dirtier. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of foreverPosts: 19,984
    dankind said:
    Gibson said:
    hedonist said:
    Zepp's The Lemon Song.
    I was about to post that. 
    Samesies.
    Robert Johnson's "Traveling Riverside Blues" is dirtier. 
    YOU'RE dirtier.
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