Misattributed quotations (for gits and shiggles)

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  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    tbergs said:
    "Bitches ain't shit, but hoes and tricks."

    - Brigham Young
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "I scream; you scream; we all scream for ice cream."

    —David Koresh
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • JPPJ84
    JPPJ84 Hamburg, Germany Posts: 3,464
    „The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.“

    David Koresh‘s father 
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    "One bourbon, one scotch, one beer."

    - Me =)
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,809
    "I'll be back...."
    Grand Wizard Trump
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • njnancy
    njnancy Posts: 5,096
    dankind said:
    "We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue, and then we'll take it higher."

    —Benjamin Franklin
    This made me giggle. 
  • ed243421
    ed243421 Posts: 7,730
    “I’ll have what she’s having”

         - Julius Rosenberg
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









  • goldrush
    goldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,791
    "Are you gonna bark all day, lil' doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

    Queen Elizabeth II
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    "This town needs an enema."

    Donald Trump
  • ed243421
    ed243421 Posts: 7,730
    “Hello Wisconsin!!!”

      - Russell Ziskey
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    "Use spit, not lube."

    -Mr. Goodwrench
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,809
    "Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo."

    Cuba Gooding, Jr.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "You'll be whistling 'Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah' out of your assholes!"

    —Elijah Muhammad
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    "Well I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now, Jack and shit, and Jack just left town."

    -Lyndon B Johnson
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,886
    ed243421 said:
    “Hello Wisconsin!!!”

      - Russell Ziskey
    "I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once"

    -Hillary Clinton
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a poom-poom."

    —Thomas à Becket
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • ed243421
    ed243421 Posts: 7,730
    “Hey Ringo, play something hot, will ya? And you guys, take some lessons!”


         - Brian Epstein
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









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