Misattributed quotations (for gits and shiggles)

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  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,860
    "I have a dream..."

    -L Ron Hubbard
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,778
    "Here's something you never hear anyone say: 'I think I'll stick a hot poker up my ass'"
    - Pope Francis

    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,218
    brianlux said:
    "Here's something you never hear anyone say: 'I think I'll stick a hot poker up my ass'"
    - Pope Francis

    just dont suggest someone else do it....... ;)
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    ”You may fire when ready.”

    —Harry S. Truman
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • njnancy
    njnancy Posts: 5,096
    "Let me entertain you"

    Rudy Guiliani 
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    "It's raining men, Hallelujah!"

    -Mike Pence
  • goldrush
    goldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,855
    “I live my life a quarter-mile at a time”

    Al Gore
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,218
    "I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.'

    Donald J. Trump
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,656
    Hobbes said:
    "It's raining men, Hallelujah!"

    -Mike Pence
    Haha!
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,563
    The original lyrics to Lukin-

    Karen "McFucking" Carpenter
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • stuckinline
    stuckinline Posts: 3,407
    Hobbes said:
    "It's raining men, Hallelujah!"

    -Mike Pence
    👍
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,860
    "Killed it on the Golf course today!  New Nike glove worked!"

    -O.J. Simpson

    Ummm, actually he did say that...
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it."

    —Benjamin Netanyahu
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,500
    "Beer is made by men, wine by God."
    -Maynard James Keenan
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 25
  • ed243421
    ed243421 Posts: 7,756
    ”That’s the fact, Jack!”

      - Nikita Khrushchev 
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,860
    Nobody even blinked at the OJ comment?!?  Damn...
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,218
    theres a sucker born every minute

    donald j trump
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue, and then we'll take it higher."

    —Benjamin Franklin
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • ed243421
    ed243421 Posts: 7,756
    “Necessity is the mother of invention.”


        -  Maury Povich
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,502
    "Bitches ain't shit, but hoes and tricks."

    - Brigham Young
    It's a hopeless situation...

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