Misattributed quotations (for gits and shiggles)
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"I'm as pure as the driven slush"
Melania Trump0 -
"Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Wayne LaPierre0 -
THIS was gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!dankind said:"I am a golden god!"
—R. Kelly0 -
"I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart..."
-Andrew Cuomo0 -
“Hey, everybody. We’re all gonna get laid!”
—CaligulaI SAW PEARL JAM0 -
"I shall return. "
-Jimmy Hoffa
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"All the secrets of the world worth knowing are hiding in plain sight."-Edward SnowdenStar Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 250
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"You still morally flexible?"
-- Donald Trump2014: Cincinnati
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“You had me at ‘hello‘.“
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"Why now you don't bitching?"
-Santos L Harper
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tempo_n_groove said:"Why now you don't bitching?"
-Santos L HarperAaaaaaaaaand the thread goes to...:rofl:Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 250 -
"It's fixin' to be a lot better, man."
—John the Revelator
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"Are you not entertained?"
-Nancy Pelosi
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Some of these are high-larious.0
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TY, TY!HesCalledDyer said:tempo_n_groove said:"Why now you don't bitching?"
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"You and me, we're gonna have a fight. Today. After school. Three o'clock. In the parking lot. You try and run, I'm gonna track you down. You go to a teacher, it's only gonna get worse. You sneak home, I'm gonna be under your bed."
—Aaron Burr
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"This is what happens, when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"- WhistleblowerI wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.0
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"Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch."
—Stone Gossard
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"I have the best words"Ralph WiggumThe Simpsons._____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '140
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