Misattributed quotations (for gits and shiggles)

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  • Renfield
    Renfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054
    mickeyrat said:
    I keep reading this as masterbation  quotations....
    Me too!! :giggle:
  • goldrush
    goldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,791
    "¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! Yeehaw!"

    Donald Trump
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    goldrush said:
    "¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! Yeehaw!"

    Donald Trump
    Your Speedy Gonzalez Spanish is impeccable.  Bravo to you sir!
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    "A, you can never go too far and B, If I'm gonna get busted it's NOT going to be by a guy like that!"

    -Harvey Weinstein
  • JPPJ84
    JPPJ84 Hamburg, Germany Posts: 3,464
    tempo_n_groove said:
    "A, you can never go too far and B, If I'm gonna get busted it's NOT going to be by a guy like that!"

    -Harvey Weinstein
    Let’s face it. He probably did say that at some point.
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    "what else can I say?...
    everyone is gay."

    -Eddie Vedder
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "Dude, where's my car?"

    —Ted Kennedy
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,386
    "Let them eat cake"

    Karen Carpenter
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    dankind said:
    "Dude, where's my car?"

    —Ted Kennedy
    OMG this is great!
    JPPJ84 said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    "A, you can never go too far and B, If I'm gonna get busted it's NOT going to be by a guy like that!"

    -Harvey Weinstein
    Let’s face it. He probably did say that at some point.
    Most likely, yes...
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    "Do or do not.  There is no try."

    -Rudy Ruettiger
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "Who wants a mustache ride?"

    —Adolf Hitler
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    mickeyrat said:
    "Let them eat cake"

    Karen Carpenter
    AHH!
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    "I fucked up.  I fucked up good this time Frankie.'

    Donald Trump
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,885
    "I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!"

    -Albert Einstein
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "I eat the pussy. I eat the butt. I eat every-motherfucking-thing!"

    —Julia Child
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491
    "I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence."
    -Vladimir Putin
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 25
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "I am a golden god!"

    —R. Kelly
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,885

    "I'm trying to listen to the fuckin' song!"

    -Ludwig van Beethoven

    This weekend we rock Portland
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    "Ask not what, well, not what your country can... but you... can do, what you can you can't do, do you?"
    -Donald J. Trump
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    “And if a frog had wings, he wouldn’t bump his ass a-hoppin’.”

    —Charles Darwin
    I SAW PEARL JAM

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