Misattributed quotations (for gits and shiggles)

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  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,502
    "You've got mail."

    - Ted Kaczynski
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • njnancy
    njnancy Posts: 5,096
    "A horse is a horse,  of course,  of course...."

    Wilbur Ross
  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,502
    tempo_n_groove said:
    "Say what again, say what again, I dare ya, I double dog dare ya motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time!"

    Mr. Rogers
    Haha! Endless quotes from that movie.

    "English motherfucker, do you speak it?"

    - Big Bird
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,502
    "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

    - Jeffrey Epstein
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,502
    "Hey! I'm walkin' here. I'm walkin' here!"

    - Stephen Hawking
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "Uh oh, it's Magic."

    —Larry Bird

    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,029
    "That is a tasty burger"
    -Morrissey
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,860
    Poncier said:
    "That is a tasty burger"
    -Morrissey
    Oh dammit!  I was going to use that meatless mofo for this!  Good one!!!
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,860
    "Walk softly with a big stick."

    -Mandingo
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips."

    —Samuel Adams
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,500
    "Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage."
    -Sarah Huckabee Sanders
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 25
  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    dankind said:
    “But marry me, and I'll never look at another horse.”
    —Catherine the Great
    Oh my. Outstanding
  • Glorified KC
    Glorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,814
    "I knew it.  I'm surrounded by assholes."
    -RBG
    I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,960
    "Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hit dog."
    -- Any person with a good palate

    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,218
    I keep reading this as masterbation  quotations....
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    mickeyrat said:
    "I keep reading this as masterbation  quotations...."
    Now all you need to do is to give it a person to attribute it to. 
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,218
    deadendp said:
    mickeyrat said:
    "I keep reading this as masterbation  quotations...."
    Now all you need to do is to give it a person to attribute it to. 
    Mona Lisa.
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    “I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!”

    —Jesus Christ
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,960
    "Nobody fucks with da Jesus"
    -- Mary Poppins
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Glorified KC
    Glorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,814
    “Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.”
    - Michael Jackson
    I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.

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