Can we be done with having threads closed?

RYME said:

tempo_n_groove said:

RYME said:

tempo_n_groove said:

RYME said:

tempo_n_groove said:

hedonist said:

True.  I know many have lashed out here (at least verbally), thrown tantrums, called names, instigated or prolonged pissing contests, and the like.

When dealing with assholes, I try not to be an asshole in kind.  And I stay away from the close-to-coming-unhinged in real life.  Let 'em stew in the misery of their own making or learn how to grow the fuck up.

I enjoy a good ol' fashion pissing contest.

Are we doing volume, stream or distance?

Distance from an elevated platform lol

That is all in stream.  Once you are maxed out it's not going any further, terminal velocity...

New Olympic event at he opposite end of the high diving pool??
Or do you put it next to the discus, shot put, or better yet javelin area??
A new pole

It's got to be at the triple jump sand pit.  You'd need to re rake the sand after each "go"....

See what I did there?

I think a high dive type platform would be the cat's meow.  Then you don't need a rake.
The pool water would temporarily change color where the piss hits the water, and there's a tape measure along the edge of the pool.  People would train for years and years just for their chance to medal at the Olympics in a pissing match.