Should I ask Agnes out on a date?

OffSheGoes35 said:

Hobbes said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

JPPJ84 said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

Spiritual_Chaos said:

So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl. 

Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?

All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.

Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!

But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.

So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang! 

I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?

Say, @njnancy how big is your porch? Or shall we all just chip in for a yacht? Spiritual can afford it-- he has just won a big award.

Right? The least he could do is buy us a yacht to put our rocking chairs on. I knew you would understand, Macho.

How did we wind up on a boat?

If we must be on a boat, I am the obvious choice for Captain - I don't drink. I have no quarrel with booze, it has a quarrel with me, so to the relief of all who know me I am 23 years sober. I can see how gin came into the mix, shit, I'd bring the gin if I was back in my pre sober days (and probably drink it all, screw the lime and cucumber), but we went from a porch to a boat. Is it because they don't wave?

The Swedish girl can't join our gang. We can only have so many relationship challenged people  and I don't speak Swedish. And she's too young, she's got a couple more bad relationships in her till she earns a rocking chair. @OffSheGoes35 !

Our gang will obviously be called Foxy Mop Handle Mamas. 

I don't have a porch. I didn't get to hear their voice one last time and I didn't ask if they'd hit me cause I know the answer. 

i question the boat idea....considering our obvious bad luck in the past....

PJ_Soul said:

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Spiritual_Chaos said:

njnancy said:

Spiritual_Chaos said:

At least me and my collegues were winners in sthlm! Now she’ll take me back!

That is wonderful! Congratulations to you and your team! Very Cool!

Is that you in the middle in the checkered shirt looking inquisitive?

Haha. Yes. 

And this is the moment where you feel that the girl who flip-flopped on me "dodged a bullet"... 

:P

You should stop talking like that! Not sure if you are just trying to be humble or what, but man, the way you've talked about your own looks over time gave the wrong impression!

I meant to comment on this. Thanks Alli!  

I agree completely. You need to stop saying you are not good looking and that is why women 'run away'. That is not true, you are successful, creative, sensitive and according tot his picture, there is no problem whatsoever with your appearance. So you can't use that anymore as an excuse in this thread!!

Spiritual_Chaos said:

So surprised by this constant pressure under my chest. Haven't felt this kind of ever-pressent anxiety in ages. 

Fell into a date yesterday with another woman. She wants to meet up again. Was pleasant but also a bit conflicting with trying to be nice and interested and chatty with the stupid anxiety and my mind being elsewhere.

Get it all out. Get all of that off your chest. I will try to just listen, instead of trying to cheer you up/distract you. Do the 13 year old blog stuff. Okey?

That works too. Happy Fredagsmys!

njnancy said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

Hobbes said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

JPPJ84 said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

Spiritual_Chaos said:

So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl. 

Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?

All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.

Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!

But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.

So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang! 

I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?

Say, @njnancy how big is your porch? Or shall we all just chip in for a yacht? Spiritual can afford it-- he has just won a big award.

Right? The least he could do is buy us a yacht to put our rocking chairs on. I knew you would understand, Macho.

How did we wind up on a boat?

If we must be on a boat, I am the obvious choice for Captain - I don't drink. I have no quarrel with booze, it has a quarrel with me, so to the relief of all who know me I am 23 years sober. I can see how gin came into the mix, shit, I'd bring the gin if I was back in my pre sober days (and probably drink it all, screw the lime and cucumber), but we went from a porch to a boat. Is it because they don't wave?

The Swedish girl can't join our gang. We can only have so many relationship challenged people  and I don't speak Swedish. And she's too young, she's got a couple more bad relationships in her till she earns a rocking chair. @OffSheGoes35 !

Our gang will obviously be called Foxy Mop Handle Mamas. 

I don't have a porch. I didn't get to hear their voice one last time and I didn't ask if they'd hit me cause I know the answer. 

i question the boat idea....considering our obvious bad luck in the past....

Rule #1: All rocking chairs must be earned.
Rule #2: No boats.
And I have a feeling men aren't into joining this gang...
Rule #3: This is Ladies Night ...and Ladies Morning...and Ladies Afternoon.

Love the gif nancy, you're definitely in charge of gifs!

Hobbes said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

Pssst, this is where the men are supposed to say, "Au contraire, I've always wanted to be an honorary spinster, don't make us launch a riot in this bitch!"

Fine then, YOU tell me your business!

Stephen Colbert.

Or shall we play the shit out of some Guns N' Roses? Or Metallica?