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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    dankind said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Hand sanitizer is great to use when you are not near a sink.  If you had kids you would get it.  
    People overdo everything of course....

    Pizza.  I want some.  Perhaps tomorrow evening - let's see some pics of pizza!
    Reminds me of the time my daughter and I were skipping rocks in Brooklyn under the Manhattan Bridge, and she picked up a used condom while scooping up rocks. I was always very anti-hand sanitizer, but I sure as shit wanted some then. 

    Thankfully, there was a mom nearby who witnessed the whole ordeal and had some in her purse.

    At least it wasn’t a needle. 
    Lol

    That’s one of those, “Oh for f**ks sakes” moments.
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  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,410
    dankind said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Hand sanitizer is great to use when you are not near a sink.  If you had kids you would get it.  
    People overdo everything of course....

    Pizza.  I want some.  Perhaps tomorrow evening - let's see some pics of pizza!
    Reminds me of the time my daughter and I were skipping rocks in Brooklyn under the Manhattan Bridge, and she picked up a used condom while scooping up rocks. I was always very anti-hand sanitizer, but I sure as shit wanted some then. 

    Thankfully, there was a mom nearby who witnessed the whole ordeal and had some in her purse.

    At least it wasn’t a needle. 
    Reminds me of the time we were in Chicago and there was a park where we stopped to let the kids play and I found a used condom under the jungle gym area. To this day, we still refer to it as condom park. At least somebody had a good time there...
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,472
    edited March 2019
    Weird people care about using a condom out in the wild. Would be more worried about other things.

    Haha, Scarred for life skipping rocks.
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • jeffbr
    jeffbr Seattle Posts: 7,177
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    Weird people care about using a condom out in the wild. Would be more worried about other things.

    Haha, Scarred for life skipping rocks.
    Yeah, how weird that people don't want to come in contact with strangers' cum and other bodily secretions. Wait, that's not weird at all, that should be a normal reaction. What's weird that you are fine with a little bit of strange cum on your hands while out enjoying nature. None for me, thanks.
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,812
    :rofl: 
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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491
    jeffbr said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    Weird people care about using a condom out in the wild. Would be more worried about other things.

    Haha, Scarred for life skipping rocks.
    Yeah, how weird that people don't want to come in contact with strangers' cum and other bodily secretions. Wait, that's not weird at all, that should be a normal reaction. What's weird that you are fine with a little bit of strange cum on your hands while out enjoying nature. None for me, thanks.
    I don't think that's what he meant.
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  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,117
    jeffbr said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    Weird people care about using a condom out in the wild. Would be more worried about other things.

    Haha, Scarred for life skipping rocks.
    Yeah, how weird that people don't want to come in contact with strangers' cum and other bodily secretions. Wait, that's not weird at all, that should be a normal reaction. What's weird that you are fine with a little bit of strange cum on your hands while out enjoying nature. None for me, thanks.
    This just made my day. 
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    HesCalledDyer said:
    jeffbr said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    Weird people care about using a condom out in the wild. Would be more worried about other things.

    Haha, Scarred for life skipping rocks.
    Yeah, how weird that people don't want to come in contact with strangers' cum and other bodily secretions. Wait, that's not weird at all, that should be a normal reaction. What's weird that you are fine with a little bit of strange cum on your hands while out enjoying nature. None for me, thanks.
    I don't think that's what he meant.
    Same. My Swedelish is off a bit to discern what he actually did mean, though.
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  • jeffbr
    jeffbr Seattle Posts: 7,177
    dankind said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    jeffbr said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    Weird people care about using a condom out in the wild. Would be more worried about other things.

    Haha, Scarred for life skipping rocks.
    Yeah, how weird that people don't want to come in contact with strangers' cum and other bodily secretions. Wait, that's not weird at all, that should be a normal reaction. What's weird that you are fine with a little bit of strange cum on your hands while out enjoying nature. None for me, thanks.
    I don't think that's what he meant.
    Same. My Swedelish is off a bit to discern what he actually did mean, though.
    I hope not! But since nobody seems to know what he actually meant, I'll have to go with the way I parsed his words for now. lol. My Swedelish is also a bit rusty, so I'm sure that contributes if I have misunderstood.
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • bbiggs
    bbiggs Posts: 6,964
    I came here looking for pizza. Instead I got...
  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,117
    jeffbr said:
    dankind said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    jeffbr said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    Weird people care about using a condom out in the wild. Would be more worried about other things.

    Haha, Scarred for life skipping rocks.
    Yeah, how weird that people don't want to come in contact with strangers' cum and other bodily secretions. Wait, that's not weird at all, that should be a normal reaction. What's weird that you are fine with a little bit of strange cum on your hands while out enjoying nature. None for me, thanks.
    I don't think that's what he meant.
    Same. My Swedelish is off a bit to discern what he actually did mean, though.
    I hope not! But since nobody seems to know what he actually meant, I'll have to go with the way I parsed his words for now. lol. My Swedelish is also a bit rusty, so I'm sure that contributes if I have misunderstood.
    Plus I am sure you are six or seven ipa s in already. ;)
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,126
    edited March 2019
    Homeless people and street hookers in Brooklyn like pizza and use both birth control and hand sanitizer.
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,472
    edited March 2019
    jeffbr said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    Weird people care about using a condom out in the wild. Would be more worried about other things.

    Haha, Scarred for life skipping rocks.
    Yeah, how weird that people don't want to come in contact with strangers' cum and other bodily secretions. Wait, that's not weird at all, that should be a normal reaction. What's weird that you are fine with a little bit of strange cum on your hands while out enjoying nature. None for me, thanks.
    What the fuck is this? :O
    Post edited by Spiritual_Chaos on
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,117
    bbiggs said:
    I came here looking for pizza. Instead I got...
    We just ordered some pies.  I m heading out to go pick them up. 
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,126
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    jeffbr said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    Weird people care about using a condom out in the wild. Would be more worried about other things.

    Haha, Scarred for life skipping rocks.
    Yeah, how weird that people don't want to come in contact with strangers' cum and other bodily secretions. Wait, that's not weird at all, that should be a normal reaction. What's weird that you are fine with a little bit of strange cum on your hands while out enjoying nature. None for me, thanks.
    What the fuck is this?
    Communication breakdown lost in translation?
  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,117
    Went with a Stromboli, white and plain pie. 
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,812
    Salmon instead of pizza.  Better for us but sure as shit won't taste better 
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  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,472
    edited March 2019
    Get_Right said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    jeffbr said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    Weird people care about using a condom out in the wild. Would be more worried about other things.

    Haha, Scarred for life skipping rocks.
    Yeah, how weird that people don't want to come in contact with strangers' cum and other bodily secretions. Wait, that's not weird at all, that should be a normal reaction. What's weird that you are fine with a little bit of strange cum on your hands while out enjoying nature. None for me, thanks.
    What the fuck is this?
    Communication breakdown lost in translation?
    I was just saying that putting on a condom to be seems to me a weird (but noble) prioritet with everything else to think about when having sexual relations out in the open. 
     
    Post edited by Spiritual_Chaos on
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • jeffbr
    jeffbr Seattle Posts: 7,177
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    Get_Right said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    jeffbr said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    Weird people care about using a condom out in the wild. Would be more worried about other things.

    Haha, Scarred for life skipping rocks.
    Yeah, how weird that people don't want to come in contact with strangers' cum and other bodily secretions. Wait, that's not weird at all, that should be a normal reaction. What's weird that you are fine with a little bit of strange cum on your hands while out enjoying nature. None for me, thanks.
    What the fuck is this?
    Communication breakdown lost in translation?
    I was just saying that putting on a condom to be seems to me a weird (but noble) prioritet with everything else to think about when having sexual relations out in the open. 
     
    Haha, my bad! (although I believe others read it similarly). Thanks for the clarification! Whew. I was concerned for a minute. :lol:
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,117
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Salmon instead of pizza.  Better for us but sure as shit won't taste better 
    Be a man and put the salmon on the pizza!
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......

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