Dyson vacuums suck

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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    Oh, and while I'm here briefly this AM- is there such thing as a partial vacuum?  Isn't that a bit like "somewhat unique"?  It's is it isn't a vacuum or unique, right? 
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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    brianlux said:
    oftenreading said:
    brianlux said:
    This could go in the "Weird questions in the middle of the night" thread but I have to ask, why is it called a "vacuum" cleaner?  I mean, it's not really creating a vacuum is it?  If I'm not mistaken, it's just a high powered fan pulling in air mixed with dust, dead matches, fur balls, dirt, roaches, table crumbs, pollen, paperclips, assorted dried effluence and mites, and capturing all those particles in a bag while letting the air pass through a semi-permeable filter back into the room.  What the hell does this have to do with a "vacuum" for crying out loud?!  Well I get pissed when they misname thing, damn it!


    Vacuum cleaners create a partial vacuum by reducing air pressure. It's not a full vacuum, but it's still a reasonably correct usage of the word. 
    I think they suck more than vacuum.  They should be called Dust Suckers.  Better ones should be called Super Suckers!

    I was only kidding about the drama.  Someone wanted more drama.  I'm happy to oblige! :smiley:
    Let me get this straight...you want the vacuum industry to be renamed.  Dust suckers and super sucker sounds good...
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,754
    edited August 2018
    Meltdown99 said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    Meltdown99 said:
    lastexitlondon said:
    Meltdown99 said:
    Dyson hand dryers do suck??? Stupidest design ever...



    Just another reason to hate the fucking UK ... for bringing shit like this to the world...
    What's the deal with hating the UK
    Colonization, the royal family .... and the fact that Canada politicians need to feel a loyalty to that country ... Canada should get rid of anything UK...
    I don't like the connection to the Queen either, but it's well worth being a member of the commonwealth IMO. It only serves to benefit Canadian citizens at the end of the day.
    We do not benefit from a relationship with UK.  They benefit from us.  The UK have nothing to offer Canada.  I sincerely hope to see a Canadian PM with balls that one day will tell the UK and commonwealth to go FUCK themselves...
    The Commonwealth is a lot more than the UK. You should do some research on what it means to Canadian citizens to be members of the Commonwealth. It can serve us well in many, many countries, no matter how much irrational hate you have for Britain. Telling the Commonwealth to "go fuck itself" is ridiculous.
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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    We picked up a Bissell vacuum designed for hard floors. It's been an awesome vacuum so far (I hope I didn't jinx it).

    We also have a built in, but leave that downstairs where the carpet is.

    To the original complaint... I'm thinking Wobb has fumbled the operation in some manner.
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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:
    We picked up a Bissell vacuum designed for hard floors. It's been an awesome vacuum so far (I hope I didn't jinx it).

    We also have a built in, but leave that downstairs where the carpet is.

    To the original complaint... I'm thinking Wobb has fumbled the operation in some manner.
    Is it cordless?  
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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    I am genuinely asking.  I am in the market for a real good vacuum that tackles pet hair...
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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Not cordless
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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    So no good for Wobb obviously
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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    The only thing with some corded vacuums they skimp out on the cord, and is not long enough...minor inconvenience if its a good vacuum ...

    I will check out.
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Meltdown99 said:
    The only thing with some corded vacuums they skimp out on the cord, and is not long enough...minor inconvenience if its a good vacuum ...

    I will check out.
    They sell these extension cord thingies at the store. They work fairly well.
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,866
    brianlux said:
    oftenreading said:
    brianlux said:
    This could go in the "Weird questions in the middle of the night" thread but I have to ask, why is it called a "vacuum" cleaner?  I mean, it's not really creating a vacuum is it?  If I'm not mistaken, it's just a high powered fan pulling in air mixed with dust, dead matches, fur balls, dirt, roaches, table crumbs, pollen, paperclips, assorted dried effluence and mites, and capturing all those particles in a bag while letting the air pass through a semi-permeable filter back into the room.  What the hell does this have to do with a "vacuum" for crying out loud?!  Well I get pissed when they misname thing, damn it!


    Vacuum cleaners create a partial vacuum by reducing air pressure. It's not a full vacuum, but it's still a reasonably correct usage of the word. 
    I think they suck more than vacuum.  They should be called Dust Suckers.  Better ones should be called Super Suckers!

    I was only kidding about the drama.  Someone wanted more drama.  I'm happy to oblige! :smiley:
    There is another job mis-named that really is more suck....

    A conspiracy against suck jobs in general
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841

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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    dankind said:
    Meltdown99 said:
    The only thing with some corded vacuums they skimp out on the cord, and is not long enough...minor inconvenience if its a good vacuum ...

    I will check out.
    They sell these extension cord thingies at the store. They work fairly well.
    We don't have extension cords...
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  • Go Beavers
    Go Beavers Posts: 9,614
    My dyson is awesome and sucks up a ton of chocolate lab hair and christ knows what else is in that canister. 
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Go Beavers said:
    My dyson is awesome and sucks up a ton of chocolate lab hair and christ knows what else is in that canister. 
    Seeds and stems, man. Seeds and stems. 
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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Go Beavers said:
    My dyson is awesome and sucks up a ton of chocolate lab hair and christ knows what else is in that canister. 

    If you have hairy chocolate, you're not getting the good stuff. 
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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    We gots a Shark. It don't bite.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    There's always this but what do you think, eco-friendly or animal abuse?


    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • mace1229
    mace1229 Posts: 9,858
    With the cost of  Dyson compared to a Shark, I don't know how Dyson stays in business.
    Used a Dyson before, it was great. Bot not worth $500 when you can get a Shark for $100 pretty easily on sale.
  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    mace1229 said:
    With the cost of  Dyson compared to a Shark, I don't know how Dyson stays in business.
    Used a Dyson before, it was great. Bot not worth $500 when you can get a Shark for $100 pretty easily on sale.
    I will have to look for a Shark.  Does it work well on laminate floors?
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