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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    i_lov_it said:
    RogueStoner said:
    i_lov_it said:
    RogueStoner said:
    Holy shit! You guys almost got a recording of me hacking up a lung by accident (which I narrowly avoided earlier, after seeing it...damn, that was scary). Uh. Where was I? Oh yeah, rambling. But the munchies made me think of a pic I took. Hang on, let me find it. Never mind. I’ll never come back. :rofl:
    Anyways, it was a section labeled “Gourmet Foods” but filled with Doritos and Funyuns. And I remember thinking, “Oh yeah, a stoner definitely set up this aisle”. 

    Ok I'm in Australia so what are Funyuns? lol
    I literally did not know how to describe them. :lol:



    Oh yeah...as long as they taste nice right?...I want to try some ;)
    Just don't make any romantic plans for later.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • i_lov_it
    i_lov_it Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,007
    edited March 2018
    rgambs said:
    i_lov_it said:
    RogueStoner said:
    i_lov_it said:
    RogueStoner said:
    Holy shit! You guys almost got a recording of me hacking up a lung by accident (which I narrowly avoided earlier, after seeing it...damn, that was scary). Uh. Where was I? Oh yeah, rambling. But the munchies made me think of a pic I took. Hang on, let me find it. Never mind. I’ll never come back. :rofl:
    Anyways, it was a section labeled “Gourmet Foods” but filled with Doritos and Funyuns. And I remember thinking, “Oh yeah, a stoner definitely set up this aisle”. 

    Ok I'm in Australia so what are Funyuns? lol
    I literally did not know how to describe them. :lol:



    Oh yeah...as long as they taste nice right?...I want to try some ;)
    They are notorious for shredding the roof of your mouth, but they are an American stoner classic.  
    Hmmmmmmm...maybe something this Aussie is prepared for :tongue: haha
  • i_lov_it
    i_lov_it Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,007
    edited March 2018
    Well I will try them ;) haha
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  • i_lov_it
    i_lov_it Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,007
    edited March 2018
    Haha :lol::tongue:
    Post edited by i_lov_it on
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    dankind said:
    I had a stoner buddy in high school who may have actually hacked up a piece of his lung. We studied it for a while. It was too solid to be mucous but not hard enough to be a chipped piece of a tooth. Pale grey/yellow, somewhat spongy and smelled nasty. Our best guess was that it was a piece of his lung.

    Anyway, whatever it was, he put it in his bowl and smoked it.
    Holy shit!!!

    Also, I just realized I made it sound like I saw my lung. I’m high. I meant I narrowly avoided a car accident after I foresaw it. This morning. When I was completely sober and had excellent reflexes. And that’s why I never drive drunk or stoned. Unfortunately, I do speak and post. :smiley:
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    i_lov_it said:
    Haha :lol::tongue:
    I was about to say about your double post, “Better get some fast. Looks like you’re stoned already. Lol”

    And now I want some Funyuns. Can’t drive. I should walk to 7-11. 
  • i_lov_it
    i_lov_it Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,007
    edited March 2018

    RogueStoner said:
    i_lov_it said:
    Haha :lol::tongue:
    I was about to say about your double post, “Better get some fast. Looks like you’re stoned already. Lol”

    And now I want some Funyuns. Can’t drive. I should walk to 7-11. 

    Hey I can't walk there...so unless you're willing to Drive ;) lol
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    i_lov_it said:

    RogueStoner said:
    i_lov_it said:
    Haha :lol::tongue:
    I was about to say about your double post, “Better get some fast. Looks like you’re stoned already. Lol”

    And now I want some Funyuns. Can’t drive. I should walk to 7-11. 

    Hey I can't walk there...so unless you're willing to Drive ;) lol

    Who am I kidding? Walking or driving, I’ll still get lost. :lol:
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    RogueStoner said:
    i_lov_it said:

    RogueStoner said:
    i_lov_it said:
    Haha :lol::tongue:
    I was about to say about your double post, “Better get some fast. Looks like you’re stoned already. Lol”

    And now I want some Funyuns. Can’t drive. I should walk to 7-11. 

    Hey I can't walk there...so unless you're willing to Drive ;) lol

    Who am I kidding? Walking or driving, I’ll still get lost. :lol:
    And you'll still be a hazard to yourself and others.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    I saw my doctor today. She said my stress level is waaay too high so she said for the next week, I am not allowed to do anything except for only things that make me happy. Doctor’s orders! She was quite firm. 

    Hmmmm...what to do?
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    She was quite firm, so hard.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    RogueStoner said:
    I saw my doctor today. She said my stress level is waaay too high so she said for the next week, I am not allowed to do anything except for only things that make me happy. Doctor’s orders! She was quite firm. 

    Hmmmm...what to do?
    Do nothing for a week except things that bring happiness?  I wish I could do that.  Oh how I wish I could!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • i_lov_it
    i_lov_it Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,007
    edited March 2018
    RogueStoner said:
    i_lov_it said:

    RogueStoner said:
    i_lov_it said:
    Haha :lol::tongue:
    I was about to say about your double post, “Better get some fast. Looks like you’re stoned already. Lol”

    And now I want some Funyuns. Can’t drive. I should walk to 7-11. 

    Hey I can't walk there...so unless you're willing to Drive ;) lol

    Who am I kidding? Walking or driving, I’ll still get lost. :lol:

    Oh I read it wrong...so no you should definitely not drive even if it's for Funyuns ;) lol
    Post edited by i_lov_it on
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    brianlux said:
    RogueStoner said:
    I saw my doctor today. She said my stress level is waaay too high so she said for the next week, I am not allowed to do anything except for only things that make me happy. Doctor’s orders! She was quite firm. 

    Hmmmm...what to do?
    Do nothing for a week except things that bring happiness?  I wish I could do that.  Oh how I wish I could!
    Don’t worry. It didn’t last long. I started with smoking, eating, and watching TV (Fantasia). Then I made the mistake of taking a nap. A couple of hours later, I got screamed at about how I don’t have a right to be happy. Haven’t done any of the above since. 
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    RogueStoner said:
    brianlux said:
    RogueStoner said:
    I saw my doctor today. She said my stress level is waaay too high so she said for the next week, I am not allowed to do anything except for only things that make me happy. Doctor’s orders! She was quite firm. 

    Hmmmm...what to do?
    Do nothing for a week except things that bring happiness?  I wish I could do that.  Oh how I wish I could!
    Don’t worry. It didn’t last long. I started with smoking, eating, and watching TV (Fantasia). Then I made the mistake of taking a nap. A couple of hours later, I got screamed at about how I don’t have a right to be happy. Haven’t done any of the above since. 
    :confounded:

    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Clique-ish 
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Empty Glass said:
    Clique-ish 
    Empty! Nice to see you! 
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    RogueStoner said:
    Empty Glass said:
    Clique-ish 
    Empty! Nice to see you! 
    S’up 
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Empty Glass said:
    RogueStoner said:
    Empty Glass said:
    Clique-ish 
    Empty! Nice to see you! 
    S’up 
    I can tell you what’s not up. :giggle:
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Ok, I’m done! I can live without food but this no weed shit has gotten old. I’m breaking down and lighting up! I just need to pick a strain. Would love some help. My choices are...

    Willy’s Wonder x Northern Lights
    Rugburn OG
    Berry White
    Jesus OG 
    Sweeties
    Trap Star
    Blueberry XL
    91 Chemdawg

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