Oh, I may have smoked a bit too much before I showed up. Someone asked for cards and I asked, “Why do we need cards?”
You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em', know when to walk away know when to run. You never look at your cards when you're sittin the rogue table there'll be time enough for cards at Hallmark.
Love your story about your grandpa! Unfortunately I can relate with the peeing issue.
I love Willie!!’ I got so lucky to see him a couple of years ago at a small venue with a rotating stage and great seats (Willie’s wife was kind enough to arrange tickets through a friend, so very sweet of her). It was an awesome show but I do worry about his health as well. So cool you got to see him and thanks for posting the song links. I love those!
I have a hard time imaging a world without Willie Nelson. I'm thankful for everyday he's with us.
Oh, I may have smoked a bit too much before I showed up. Someone asked for cards and I asked, “Why do we need cards?”
You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em', know when to walk away know when to run. You never look at your cards when you're sittin the rogue table there'll be time enough for cards at Hallmark.
Love your story about your grandpa! Unfortunately I can relate with the peeing issue.
I love Willie!!’ I got so lucky to see him a couple of years ago at a small venue with a rotating stage and great seats (Willie’s wife was kind enough to arrange tickets through a friend, so very sweet of her). It was an awesome show but I do worry about his health as well. So cool you got to see him and thanks for posting the song links. I love those!
I have a hard time imaging a world without Willie Nelson. I'm thankful for everyday he's with us.
Let’s start with a little Beatles this morning. When my first born was a baby, she loved her Beatles for kids CD. Now this song soothes me like it once soothed her.
Holy shit! You guys almost got a recording of me hacking up a lung by accident (which I narrowly avoided earlier, after seeing it...damn, that was scary). Uh. Where was I? Oh yeah, rambling. But the munchies made me think of a pic I took. Hang on, let me find it. Never mind. I’ll never come back. Anyways, it was a section labeled “Gourmet Foods” but filled with Doritos and Funyuns. And I remember thinking, “Oh yeah, a stoner definitely set up this aisle”.
Holy shit! You guys almost got a recording of me hacking up a lung by accident (which I narrowly avoided earlier, after seeing it...damn, that was scary). Uh. Where was I? Oh yeah, rambling. But the munchies made me think of a pic I took. Hang on, let me find it. Never mind. I’ll never come back. Anyways, it was a section labeled “Gourmet Foods” but filled with Doritos and Funyuns. And I remember thinking, “Oh yeah, a stoner definitely set up this aisle”.
Holy shit! You guys almost got a recording of me hacking up a lung by accident (which I narrowly avoided earlier, after seeing it...damn, that was scary). Uh. Where was I? Oh yeah, rambling. But the munchies made me think of a pic I took. Hang on, let me find it. Never mind. I’ll never come back. Anyways, it was a section labeled “Gourmet Foods” but filled with Doritos and Funyuns. And I remember thinking, “Oh yeah, a stoner definitely set up this aisle”.
I had a stoner buddy in high school who may have actually hacked up a piece of his lung. We studied it for a while. It was too solid to be mucous but not hard enough to be a chipped piece of a tooth. Pale grey/yellow, somewhat spongy and smelled nasty. Our best guess was that it was a piece of his lung.
Anyway, whatever it was, he put it in his bowl and smoked it.
Holy shit! You guys almost got a recording of me hacking up a lung by accident (which I narrowly avoided earlier, after seeing it...damn, that was scary). Uh. Where was I? Oh yeah, rambling. But the munchies made me think of a pic I took. Hang on, let me find it. Never mind. I’ll never come back. Anyways, it was a section labeled “Gourmet Foods” but filled with Doritos and Funyuns. And I remember thinking, “Oh yeah, a stoner definitely set up this aisle”.
Ok I'm in Australia so what are Funyuns? lol
I literally did not know how to describe them.
Oh yeah...as long as they taste nice right?...I want to try some
Holy shit! You guys almost got a recording of me hacking up a lung by accident (which I narrowly avoided earlier, after seeing it...damn, that was scary). Uh. Where was I? Oh yeah, rambling. But the munchies made me think of a pic I took. Hang on, let me find it. Never mind. I’ll never come back. Anyways, it was a section labeled “Gourmet Foods” but filled with Doritos and Funyuns. And I remember thinking, “Oh yeah, a stoner definitely set up this aisle”.
Ok I'm in Australia so what are Funyuns? lol
I literally did not know how to describe them.
Oh yeah...as long as they taste nice right?...I want to try some
They are notorious for shredding the roof of your mouth, but they are an American stoner classic.
Holy shit! You guys almost got a recording of me hacking up a lung by accident (which I narrowly avoided earlier, after seeing it...damn, that was scary). Uh. Where was I? Oh yeah, rambling. But the munchies made me think of a pic I took. Hang on, let me find it. Never mind. I’ll never come back. Anyways, it was a section labeled “Gourmet Foods” but filled with Doritos and Funyuns. And I remember thinking, “Oh yeah, a stoner definitely set up this aisle”.
Ok I'm in Australia so what are Funyuns? lol
I literally did not know how to describe them.
Oh yeah...as long as they taste nice right?...I want to try some
Holy shit! You guys almost got a recording of me hacking up a lung by accident (which I narrowly avoided earlier, after seeing it...damn, that was scary). Uh. Where was I? Oh yeah, rambling. But the munchies made me think of a pic I took. Hang on, let me find it. Never mind. I’ll never come back. Anyways, it was a section labeled “Gourmet Foods” but filled with Doritos and Funyuns. And I remember thinking, “Oh yeah, a stoner definitely set up this aisle”.
Ok I'm in Australia so what are Funyuns? lol
I literally did not know how to describe them.
Oh yeah...as long as they taste nice right?...I want to try some
They are notorious for shredding the roof of your mouth, but they are an American stoner classic.
Hmmmmmmm...maybe something this Aussie is prepared for haha
I had a stoner buddy in high school who may have actually hacked up a piece of his lung. We studied it for a while. It was too solid to be mucous but not hard enough to be a chipped piece of a tooth. Pale grey/yellow, somewhat spongy and smelled nasty. Our best guess was that it was a piece of his lung.
Anyway, whatever it was, he put it in his bowl and smoked it.
Holy shit!!!
Also, I just realized I made it sound like I saw my lung. I’m high. I meant I narrowly avoided a car accident after I foresaw it. This morning. When I was completely sober and had excellent reflexes. And that’s why I never drive drunk or stoned. Unfortunately, I do speak and post.
I saw my doctor today. She said my stress level is waaay too high so she said for the next week, I am not allowed to do anything except for only things that make me happy. Doctor’s orders! She was quite firm.
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It’s a double entendres. Because I’m not confusing enough.
Well said Brian haha...I was just thinking the same thing
https://youtu.be/9l5L34VqzlU
Anyways, it was a section labeled “Gourmet Foods” but filled with Doritos and Funyuns. And I remember thinking, “Oh yeah, a stoner definitely set up this aisle”.
Ok I'm in Australia so what are Funyuns? lol
Anyway, whatever it was, he put it in his bowl and smoked it.
Oh yeah...as long as they taste nice right?...I want to try some
Also, I just realized I made it sound like I saw my lung. I’m high. I meant I narrowly avoided a car accident after I foresaw it. This morning. When I was completely sober and had excellent reflexes. And that’s why I never drive drunk or stoned. Unfortunately, I do speak and post.
And now I want some Funyuns. Can’t drive. I should walk to 7-11.
Hey I can't walk there...so unless you're willing to Drive
Hmmmm...what to do?