Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • Posts: 3,191
    DonJon wrote:
    Hmm I like your thinking - its is a bit of a drop in grade isnt it. Fuck Zenith now Im back to square one. Cant do perfume either - she gets that nearly every year.

    And gift vouchers I always feel slack coz there is no thought on my behalf. I also thought of a nice knife set for the kitchen but the lazy buggers dine out every night. What about a few hours at a health joint for a facial, massage and all that crap?????

    you can always do perfume - it only lasts a year anyway

    but the facial & massage is good - just make sure its somewhere nice, not some half baked joint thats going to give you a rash for the next week ;)

    or what about some really nice wine??? - are they into art - get them a nice print for the wall - or garden - get them a set of nice set of big ceramic pots & plants. Or if they eat out a lot - buy them dinner at a nice resturant. Shall I go on?? hell - perhaps i should go shopping for you ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    DonJon wrote:
    Hmm I like your thinking - its is a bit of a drop in grade isnt it. Fuck Zenith now Im back to square one. Cant do perfume either - she gets that nearly every year.

    And gift vouchers I always feel slack coz there is no thought on my behalf. I also thought of a nice knife set for the kitchen but the lazy buggers dine out every night. What about a few hours at a health joint for a facial, massage and all that crap?????

    I'm confused. Old Doris is your mum?

    Glad I'm not working in the city at the moment. I remember a few years ago working near Pitt Street Mall around Christmas time. People kept stepping on my heels and I kept getting strollers rammed into the back of legs. Gonna do some shopping at Westfield Hornsby tomorrow.. it shouldn't be too bad.
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • Posts: 5,089
    zenith wrote:
    you can always do perfume - it only lasts a year anyway

    but the facial & massage is good - just make sure its somewhere nice, not some half baked joint thats going to give you a rash for the next week ;)

    or what about some really nice wine??? - are they into art - get them a nice print for the wall - or garden - get them a set of nice set of big ceramic pots & plants. Or if they eat out a lot - buy them dinner at a nice resturant. Shall I go on?? hell - perhaps i should go shopping for you ;)

    You pretty much have - process of elimination. CHEEERS. The print for the wall is a very good idea. Pots and dinner are out - spend enough on garden. They are wine buffs anyway and other family have vineyards - so nope.

    I like the print idea. Where do you suggest I look Elf Zenith?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Posts: 5,089
    Right this is a big asked...does anyone have the MP3 of Betterman from Njimegen????????????

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POUkZrYDRY4
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Posts: 3,191
    DonJon wrote:
    You pretty much have - process of elimination. CHEEERS. The print for the wall is a very good idea. Pots and dinner are out - spend enough on garden. They are wine buffs anyway and other family have vineyards - so nope.

    I like the print idea. Where do you suggest I look Elf Zenith?

    hell i dont know that - im not in sydney!!

    umm - in canberra you can get nice stuff at the national gallery, and there are framing places at most malls that carry prints too. depends what they like i guess - abstract, landscape, photography??? contemporary, renaissance??? if you'd left yourself a bit more time you could have picked up a print online, and then had it framed.

    you'll find something in the city no doubt - just keep in mind what style they like - match your wall colour or a feature in the room it might hang in - but not in a big way mind you. small highlights in a picture, or the backing, or even the frame alone match really well to a feature wall, or a piece of furniture.
    impatience is a gift ........
  • New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    OMG.. found this on another board. Stupidity obviously runs in the family..

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21693882/
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • Posts: 3,191
    oh and hey - do i still get the $100 :D;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • Posts: 3,191
    E.K wrote:
    OMG.. found this on another board. Stupidity obviously runs in the family..

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21693882/


    why are you reading about the spears family????


    (says me who buys ok magazine every week )


    they probably grew up in a trailer you know :rolleyes:
    impatience is a gift ........
  • New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    zenith wrote:
    why are you reading about the spears family????


    (says me who buys ok magazine every week )


    they probably grew up in a trailer you know :rolleyes:


    haha, I wasn't. The link was posted on another board.

    Is it even legal to pregnant at 16? :eek: ;)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    oh and hey - do i still get the $100 :D;)
    nope... but i think he said you get an anal fisting :eek:
  • Posts: 3,191
    E.K wrote:
    haha, I wasn't. The link was posted on another board.

    Is it even legal to pregnant at 16? :eek: ;)

    in america it probably is

    yknow - if you were pregnant, and 16yrs old, would you let it be reported in the local paper??? would you tell anyone except perhaps your best friend, the poor unfortunate boy, and your parents??

    ive told my boys so many times - when it happens it happens - just PUT SOMETHING ON IT!!!! hell i will even buy them for them myself if i have to.
    impatience is a gift ........
  • Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    OMG.. found this on another board. Stupidity obviously runs in the family..

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21693882/
    Hey stop reading that shite and bring me my lunch... oh and while at it.. do my xmas shopping too!
  • Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    in america it probably is

    yknow - if you were pregnant, and 16yrs old, would you let it be reported in the local paper??? would you tell anyone except perhaps your best friend, the poor unfortunate boy, and your parents??

    ive told my boys so many times - when it happens it happens - just PUT SOMETHING ON IT!!!! hell i will even buy them for them myself if i have to.
    Yeah then you need to be there to put it on for them :)
  • Posts: 3,191
    vital5 wrote:
    nope... but i think he said you get an anal fisting :eek:

    charming :rolleyes:

    having a frustrating morning are we??? didnt get to fartarse around on the net and actually had to work perhaps ... ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    Hey stop reading that shite and bring me my lunch... oh and while at it.. do my xmas shopping too!

    come over and mow my lawn and weed my garden first.
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • Posts: 3,191
    vital5 wrote:
    Yeah then you need to be there to put it on for them :)

    no i dont think they'll need lessons in that ...

    why ... did you??? ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    charming :rolleyes:

    having a frustrating morning are we??? didnt get to fartarse around on the net and actually had to work perhaps ... ;)
    why aren't you bending? :D hehe

    shoosh! :p
  • Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    no i dont think they'll need lessons in that ...

    why ... did you??? ;)
    Yeah with a real live cucumber.... i'm actually good at reading instructions :)
  • Posts: 3,191
    vital5 wrote:
    Yeah with a real live cucumber.... i'm actually good at reading instructions :)

    did you remember not to actually use the cucumber???


    now - start being nice - or else picture a little scene in a few months time, having a drink or two before fooeys -

    'bec, this is stu, yea he's that guy i told you about who likes to put condoms on cucumbers'



    :p
    impatience is a gift ........
  • Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    come over and mow my lawn and weed my garden first.
    OKay i'm on my way....
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