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  • PJPOWER
    PJPOWER Posts: 6,499
    KC138045 said:
    Jason P said:
    Kellogg is eliminating this artwork from their Corn Pops box because it has been declared racist ....

    They claim the only brown Corn Pop is the janitor.  Folks, the janitor clearly is not a Corn Pop.  It's a person that had his mouth removed by Agent Smith in The Matrix.


    I was just about to post this same story.  Changing the artwork all because of one jackasses tweet.
    Companies are freaked out that they are going to be under the next “racist” headline.  Overcompensating for political correctness.  Can’t say I blame them in a time where Hobby Lobby is accused of racism for selling cotton and Dove soap for an innocent commercial that was blown out of proportion.  
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    Holy Moly I went to a Catholic Mass last night, I couldn't decide whether to post about it this or the idiot thread.

    Wow, what a ridiculous shit show.  I can't believe people take that baloney seriously!
    The over the top silly rituals, the men in dresses playing servant to the priest like he's a king of old, the dry recitation of scripture without a single original sentiment or passion, everybody drinking from the same cup and chanting back at the priest.
    That was a new experience for me, and I feel like I know what it's like to join a cult now.
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 14,958
    Man i went to a Catholic Church remembrance thing and thought exactly the same. Wow. Just wow what the hell is that shit. They clapped and cheered the pope. (He wasn't there)


    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    rgambs said:
    Holy Moly I went to a Catholic Mass last night, I couldn't decide whether to post about it this or the idiot thread.

    Wow, what a ridiculous shit show.  I can't believe people take that baloney seriously!
    The over the top silly rituals, the men in dresses playing servant to the priest like he's a king of old, the dry recitation of scripture without a single original sentiment or passion, everybody drinking from the same cup and chanting back at the priest.
    That was a new experience for me, and I feel like I know what it's like to join a cult now.

    Bunch of f**king idiots.

    My grandmother remarried herself to a Catholic moron. She died before he did and they had a Catholic funeral for him. They treated her true family (us) like garbage and made a spectacle of themselves- flaunting their awesomeness at how they worshipped the lord... excluding us from any of the 'activities' because we weren't confirmed Catholics (looking down at us in the process)... and demonstrating they couldn't have been any stupider.

    Among several things, they refused to allow my cousin to read a poem she had written for Grandma.

    The gross ordeal couldn't have made it any clearer how retarded these people were: brainwashed idiots. I really had to restrain myself. I was inching really close to making some form of a scene, but exercised great restraint. I had gone as far to measure the room and establish the fact that there wasn't one guy in here that could physically do anything at all to me if I wanted to belittle the congregation. For example, I had to stop myself from joining the line to get a cracker- we weren't invited to have a snack. We had to sit there as all the dressed up sheep walked by us mud people to eat some of Christ's body.

    Looking back... maybe I should have. I wasn't concerned at all with my feelings: I felt terrible for my mother, aunt, and uncle who were not comforted at all by the ceremony. 

    F**king idiots. Seriously.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    I attended a Mormon church every week for a year when I was a teenager, and I have to say, they get a bad deal in the court of public opinion. 
    Their services were incredibly normal in comparison.  I didn't realize until last night how similar they are to interdenominational protestant services.
    That one Catholic Mass was way, way nuttier than everything nutty combined that I saw in an entire year of being deep in the Mormon church.
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    That does it.

    I'm becoming an evangelist. Send me your money and I will get you closer to the lord.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 14,958
    We should start a thread !


    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • stuckinline
    stuckinline Posts: 3,407
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:
    That does it.

    I'm becoming an evangelist. Send me your money and I will get you closer to the lord.
    From the Columbus 2010 show:

    Ed spoke of how Stone thought it would be a good idea to be sanctioned – they would be tax exempt, they could do whatever the fuck they want.  He said there is only one Commandment, and its “Don’t be an asshole.” 

    http://www.twofeetthick.com/2010/05/07/pearl-jam-discovers-columbus/
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    My first PJ show!
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • KC138045
    KC138045 Columbus, OH Posts: 2,716
    rgambs said:
    Holy Moly I went to a Catholic Mass last night, I couldn't decide whether to post about it this or the idiot thread.

    Wow, what a ridiculous shit show.  I can't believe people take that baloney seriously!
    The over the top silly rituals, the men in dresses playing servant to the priest like he's a king of old, the dry recitation of scripture without a single original sentiment or passion, everybody drinking from the same cup and chanting back at the priest.
    That was a new experience for me, and I feel like I know what it's like to join a cult now.
    My ex wife is catholic.  I've never felt more uncomfortable in a place than I did whenever I went to church with her.

    This SNL skit is both hilarious and true.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiuYmM0lG6o
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    Ok so I’m home upstairs relaxing trying understand my new stereo system and it’s bluetooth setup. I hear that text sound coming through the speakers and it something on my phone about some new YouTube setup. I click on it and start it up by playing Iron Maiden’s The Nomad and it plays nice and loud. So I come downstairs and I forgot I left my living room tv on and there was Iron Maiden playing live The Nomad. I was like wtf (I last left it on Fox News) how the hell-this tv pick up what I did on my phone upstairs. So after watching a couple more IM videos I got tired of them and said to myself I could go for some Megadeth or Metallica and while typing this this big screen tv switched over to Metallica live in Madrid. 

    I need a smoke this techno shit is freaking me out. They will come a day when shit in your house will starting talking to you to *get your lazy ass off the couch and get a job*. When they say these technological instruments are smart I’m starting to believe.

    peace
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