Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    Revved up like a Douche....?
    :eek:
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    good work :eek:

    never mind the photo, did you get the pinch :eek: :D

    Negative I pussied out. Got an intro tho - better in real life. Tongue on the floor

    Just got abused by an ABSOLUTE GLAM at the gym. Walks past me and a mate trainer and I just looked at him and said holy crap man thats the best thing Ive ever seen in here.

    Two minutes later she's down in the stretch area, doing crunches, out comes the mobile :eek: and she proceeds to make 3 phonecalls at the top of her lounges. Typical me (and a few others) are giving her filthies. She makes a beeline straigght for me:

    Have you got a problem
    Ive got several
    But do you have a problem with me....its people like you that stare at females while they are training is half the reason girls feel uncomfortable working out.
    My mate: I dont think he was actually staring at you for that. We were both and several others in hear baffled that you were talking on your phone so loud in the gym
    Am I talking to you arsehole (stares straight back at me)
    Look as much as the music in here sux to be honest Id rather listen to it than you talking about how much of a bitch your work colleague is.
    I think you should just mind your fuckin business.

    Finally some help arrives from the manager walking by :Ive heard of previous altercations with you involved. Why dont you go find another gym.

    As I left she was arguing with management at front desk. I said 'thanks' looked at her (of course couldnt help myself and said 'have a good weekend you fuggin mole.

    Why me?

    Why Go?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    That's what Rob said....well he said hash.
    and NO! My last names GORDON!!! GOOOORDON!!! *looks around suspiciously*
    flash! :D
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    What do you estimate it'll pay?

    I would say it'll start first or second fav. It was a dual acceptor. He decided to go this race over the other coz Weekend Hussler was in it so it must be a damn good horse.

    Illl have a gander at the guide
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Hey???? Does anyone here go and get their moles checked regularly??

    Since our scare with Mum last November, I've been meaning to go get mine checked. I've been noticing a few are looking a bit nasty lately :(


    Just wondering who you get to check them...eg; GP, specialist etc ???





    and no comment about the one on my face!!! :o That's the only one I've ever inquired about getting removed, but coz theres nothing dangerous about it, it would be classed as cosmetic and cost me a fortune :(
    If GP suspects any are bad... he'll send you to specialist then you have to wait....
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:

    Nice I could fit all me bitches in then. How I would raise the capital tho is another question - shoulda robbed a Newcastle bank last week while all the fuzz were in that surf comp
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Negative I pussied out. Got an intro tho - better in real life. Tongue on the floor

    Just got abused by an ABSOLUTE GLAM at the gym. Walks past me and a mate trainer and I just looked at him and said holy crap man thats the best thing Ive ever seen in here.

    Two minutes later she's down in the stretch area, doing crunches, out comes the mobile :eek: and she proceeds to make 3 phonecalls at the top of her lounges. Typical me (and a few others) are giving her filthies. She makes a beeline straigght for me:

    Have you got a problem
    Ive got several
    But do you have a problem with me....its people like you that stare at females while they are training is half the reason girls feel uncomfortable working out.
    My mate: I dont think he was actually staring at you for that. We were both and several others in hear baffled that you were talking on your phone so loud in the gym
    Am I talking to you arsehole (stares straight back at me)
    Look as much as the music in here sux to be honest Id rather listen to it than you talking about how much of a bitch your work colleague is.
    I think you should just mind your fuckin business.

    Finally some help arrives from the manager walking by :Ive heard of previous altercations with you involved. Why dont you go find another gym.

    As I left she was arguing with management at front desk. I said 'thanks' looked at her (of course couldnt help myself and said 'have a good weekend you fuggin mole.

    Why me?

    Why Go?
    WTF!!! :eek:

    You shoulda said you were all trying figure out if she was a guy or a girl.....deflate the ego a bit ;)
    What a freak :s

    I can't believe Jennifer H is even better in real life....she's already STUNNING enough in pictures! Lucky gal!
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Hey???? Does anyone here go and get their moles checked regularly??

    (

    Yes mine are all STD/HIV free and moving to Tas with me
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    flash! :D
    haha. that was Glenn's nickname all through school :o My hero ;)

    Have you ever seen that movie 'Flesh Gordon'? :eek:
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    If GP suspects any are bad... he'll send you to specialist then you have to wait....
    Yeah, I know that procedure....Mum went through it :(

    But there are other ways to get them checked. Too many GP's just cut/freeze them all a) to get paid more and b) to be safe.

    I only want to be cut or frozen if it's REALLY necessary :o
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo&eurl=http://widget.slide.com/

    Cool

    Won't feel as alone as she does
    It's been two years
    And counting
    Since they put her in this place
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Are you going to this, Rob? :D

    http://preferredseating.com.au/vip/waitlistitem/609/wwe-smackdown-presale-starts-5pm-2-april/

    my boys will be spewing....they've been waiting for this and typical......it's not coming to WA :rolleyes:

    Yep I am. I'm buying a ticket for my bro for his birthday :)
    His birthday is the date of the Newie show
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo&eurl=http://widget.slide.com/

    Cool

    Won't feel as alone as she does
    It's been two years
    And counting
    Since they put her in this place
    :eek: How much of a spin out would that be!! Cool - verycool indeed!
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    I know!!!!! He could personally deliver his letter :eek:

    They've been to Perth heaps of times. They 'perform' at the Burswood

    Last time they came I met Trish Stratus and John Cena at my local shopping centre :D
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo&eurl=http://widget.slide.com/

    Cool

    Won't feel as alone as she does
    It's been two years
    And counting
    Since they put her in this place
    Come on.....you've nearly quoted the whole song.....finish before you go home for the week :D
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    They've been to Perth heaps of times. They 'perform' at the Burswood

    Last time they came I met Trish Stratus and John Cena at my local shopping centre :D
    Yeah....not since the boys have been old enough to go though.
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Yeah....not since the boys have been old enough to go though.

    I'm pretty sure they were there last October

    EDIT: Last July
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I'm pretty sure they were there last October
    NO! :eek: surely not? The boys wouldve told me.....they've been begging ever since they heard about this tour.
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    NO! :eek: surely not? The boys wouldve told me.....they've been begging ever since they heard about this tour.


    July 29 2007 - Burswood Dome

    I'm spewing that the RAW Divas aren't coming. Torrie Wilson is HOT!!

    I can settle for Michelle McCool and Kelly Kelly though :D
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    July 29 2007 - Burswood Dome

    I'm spewing that the RAW Divas aren't coming. Torrie Wilson is HOT!!

    I can settle for Michelle McCool and Kelly Kelly though :D
    Yeah Steven has a MAJOR crush on Mickie James :eek: Raaaaaging hormones have kicked in :eek:
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471

    those bitches!! :mad: not Wendys!!

    *runs to paint hair blonde* :eek:
    wah
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Yeah Steven has a MAJOR crush on Mickie James :eek: Raaaaaging hormones have kicked in :eek:

    I reckon she's kinda 'funny' looking. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't turn her down but there's something about her.

    Mickie - http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mickiejames/photos1/posedphotos/

    Torrie - http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/torriewilson/photos1/posedphotos/

    Plus if I marry Torrie she doesn't have to change her name. Everyone's a winner :D
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    DonJon wrote:
    Negative I pussied out. Got an intro tho - better in real life. Tongue on the floor

    Just got abused by an ABSOLUTE GLAM at the gym. Walks past me and a mate trainer and I just looked at him and said holy crap man thats the best thing Ive ever seen in here.

    Two minutes later she's down in the stretch area, doing crunches, out comes the mobile :eek: and she proceeds to make 3 phonecalls at the top of her lounges. Typical me (and a few others) are giving her filthies. She makes a beeline straigght for me:

    Have you got a problem
    Ive got several
    But do you have a problem with me....its people like you that stare at females while they are training is half the reason girls feel uncomfortable working out.
    My mate: I dont think he was actually staring at you for that. We were both and several others in hear baffled that you were talking on your phone so loud in the gym
    Am I talking to you arsehole (stares straight back at me)
    Look as much as the music in here sux to be honest Id rather listen to it than you talking about how much of a bitch your work colleague is.
    I think you should just mind your fuckin business.

    Finally some help arrives from the manager walking by :Ive heard of previous altercations with you involved. Why dont you go find another gym.

    As I left she was arguing with management at front desk. I said 'thanks' looked at her (of course couldnt help myself and said 'have a good weekend you fuggin mole.

    Why me?

    Why Go?

    HAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!

    drop the leash drop the leash :eek:
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I reckon she's kinda 'funny' looking. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't turn her down but there's something about her.

    Mickie - http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mickiejames/photos1/posedphotos/

    Torrie - http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/torriewilson/photos1/posedphotos/

    Plus if I marry Torrie she doesn't have to change her name. Everyone's a winner :D
    I think they're all strange looking :s They all could pass for trannies IMO :eek:
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Hey???? Does anyone here go and get their moles checked regularly??

    Since our scare with Mum last November, I've been meaning to go get mine checked. I've been noticing a few are looking a bit nasty lately :(


    Just wondering who you get to check them...eg; GP, specialist etc ???





    and no comment about the one on my face!!! That's the only one I've ever inquired about getting removed, but coz theres nothing dangerous about it, it would be classed as cosmetic and cost me a fortune :(

    ohhh Kylie i don't know :( i had 1 on my back checked lots throughout childhood, changed shape/colour.. got it removed awhile back (they found some shit on it :eek: no not 'shit' shit)

    i say go go go... (once you figure out who to go to :eek: )
    wah
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    I think they're all strange looking :s They all could pass for trannies IMO :eek:

    I'd be more than willing to test out that theory :)
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    I think they're all strange looking :s They all could pass for trannies IMO :eek:

    yeh some look so odd hey.. you add a bit of muscle and bye bye pretty femininity :eek:
    wah
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I'd be more than willing to test out that theory :)

    LOL :D they both look less odd in some other pics there, you picked bad ones :p
    wah
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