The Worst Movie Ever?

drakeheuer14
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Mine has to be The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. The most painful 2 hours, or however long, I have spent on a movie. Not one moment in the film was I happy to be watching it. 
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 40,026
    anything with Adam Sandler in it. Except Happy Gilmore. 
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,960
    So many to choose from.
    Superman 4:The Quest for Peace of Jaws 3-D.  Will pick ones from when I was a kid and would actually watch then entire movies, even when they sucked.  Nowadays I will just turn it off.

    Going with Superman 4: The Quest For Peace

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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Vulgar 

    Just don't. 
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  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    Singles

    Great soundtrack, abominable acting and dialogue.
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    pjhawks Posts: 13,066
    CaddyShack II
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,960
    rgambs said:
    Singles

    Great soundtrack, abominable acting and dialogue.
    Wow, that is your worst movie ever?
    Great soundtrack alone should elevate it.
    Not arguing your choice -- it is your subjective view, just surprised. 
    (And, in a Pearl Jam kinda related way, one of the movies on my short list for worst ever is Almost Famous.  I hate that bus Tiny Dancer scene more than any single scene I can think of.  Turned it off at that point.)
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 40,026
    singles??? almost famous?? jesus murphy! 
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,960
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    singles??? almost famous?? jesus murphy! 
    Tiny Dancer is my 2nd least favorite song of all time.  I despise that scene.
    Eh?  Everyone will like/dislike different movies.
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  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    The Bodygaurd. Never have made it all the way through that drivel.
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    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    F Me In The Brain said:
    rgambs said:
    Singles

    Great soundtrack, abominable acting and dialogue.
    Wow, that is your worst movie ever?
    Great soundtrack alone should elevate it.
    Not arguing your choice -- it is your subjective view, just surprised. 
    (And, in a Pearl Jam kinda related way, one of the movies on my short list for worst ever is Almost Famous.  I hate that bus Tiny Dancer scene more than any single scene I can think of.  Turned it off at that point.)
    Not really my true worst, but probably my true "most overrated".

    I didn't see it until I was an adult PJ fan in 2010.
    It hasn't aged well.
    Yeah, I get the sentimental attachment, but I was sentimentally attached to Beekman's World when I was young, but that doesn't mean I think it is quality in an objective way.
    Singles is in the same boat.

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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,500
    Dreamcatcher.  Great cast, promising prologue.  Aaaaand then it all goes to holy fuckin shit.

    Darkman for a close 2nd, then Waterworld.
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,960
    HesCalledDyer said:
    Dreamcatcher.  Great cast, promising prologue.  Aaaaand then it all goes to holy fuckin shit.

    Darkman for a close 2nd, then Waterworld.
    :lol:
    I meant to post before that I could guarantee that someone would name some movies I really like.  (Why these threads are fun.)
    I liked all three of those movies.  Not my favorites but ones I like for many different reasons.
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  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Any movie they try to make from a Stephen King book. They fuck it up really every time.
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    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • SmallestOceans
    SmallestOceans Posts: 13,542
    Bridesmaids. 

    Just brutal.
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 40,026
    SmallestOceans said:
    Bridesmaids. 

    Just brutal.
    wow. another one I thought was flipping hilarious. 
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  • JimmyV
    JimmyV Boston's MetroWest Posts: 19,613
    Almost Famous is one of my favorite movies of all-time.

    Worst ever...

    I remember Ace Ventura 2 being pretty bad.

    We lucked into the projector breaking during the live action Spawn film. We left, it was that bad.

    The Phantom Menace deserves to be on any such list. The Jar-Jar/Jake Lloyd combo is almost unwatchable.
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  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    Vanilla Sky
    Alright, alright, alright!
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  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    Watched Revenge of the Nerds, awesome, last night and then Revenge of the Nerds 2 came on. Wow was that bad.
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  • JimmyV
    JimmyV Boston's MetroWest Posts: 19,613
    edited July 2017
    Yeah, the worst movie of all-time is going to be a sequel. Some piece of shit the studio rushed out to cash in on.

    Which reminds me, Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows is stunningly bad.
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    anything with Adam Sandler in it. Except Happy Gilmore. 
    Same here (never seen Happy Gilmore though).

    And, Boxing Helena.

    And Room with a goddamned View.

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