The Worst Movie Ever?

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  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,224
    JK_Livin said:
    Watched Revenge of the Nerds, awesome, last night and then Revenge of the Nerds 2 came on. Wow was that bad.
    If you thought 2 was bad, go watch 3 and 4...
  • ponytd
    ponytd Nashville Posts: 671
    Hey dude, where's my car.  The only movie I've ever gotten up and left the theater in the middle of it.
  • mookeywrench
    mookeywrench Posts: 6,081
    The Room....fantastically awful.
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,392
    mookeywrench said:
    The Room....fantastically awful.
    yeah this is the correct answer.  Also just about anything that was done by MST3K/rifftrax guys could be a contender

    whole bunch on this thread though.
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  • bootlegger10
    bootlegger10 Posts: 16,263
    edited July 2017
    Manchester by the Sea was frickin' terrible.   I vote it because it actually tried to be good.  Revenge of the Nerds never intended to be a good movie.
  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,980
    Blair Witch Project
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  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,419
    Napoleon Dynamite 
    Borat
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  • curmudgeoness
    curmudgeoness Brigadoon, foodie capital Posts: 4,130
    Showgirls, obviously.
    Eyes Wide Shut
    Three movies I walked out of/ turned off:
    Robocop II (I don't do graphic violence)
    Man Bites Dog (ditto)
    Trainspotting (great soundtrack; killing babies is a no-go for me)
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  • SmallestOceans
    SmallestOceans Posts: 13,542
    Oh c'mon... Borat is hilarious and Eyes Wide Shut is a top 50 movie of all time.
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  • Annafalk
    Annafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    drakeheuer14 said:
    Mine has to be The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. The most painful 2 hours, or however long, I have spent on a movie. Not one moment in the film was I happy to be watching it. 
    I didn't like this movie either, I really enjoyed the book but I guess it just didn't fit like a movie. It gets too strange.
  • eddiec
    eddiec Posts: 3,963
    SmallestOceans said:
    Bridesmaids. 

    Just brutal.
    Melissa McCarthy taking a dump in the sink was hysterical though.
  • hauntingfamiliar
    hauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NC Posts: 10,399
    Out of the movies I've watched lately, I'd have to say Blue Velvet. Dennis Hopper was interesting and there were a few far out scenes,  but overall it did nothing for me. 
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Annafalk said:
    drakeheuer14 said:
    Mine has to be The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. The most painful 2 hours, or however long, I have spent on a movie. Not one moment in the film was I happy to be watching it. 
    I didn't like this movie either, I really enjoyed the book but I guess it just didn't fit like a movie. It gets too strange.
    The TV show was pretty funny, I thought.
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  • Annafalk
    Annafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    edited July 2017
    Who Princess said:
    Annafalk said:
    drakeheuer14 said:
    Mine has to be The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. The most painful 2 hours, or however long, I have spent on a movie. Not one moment in the film was I happy to be watching it. 
    I didn't like this movie either, I really enjoyed the book but I guess it just didn't fit like a movie. It gets too strange.
    The TV show was pretty funny, I thought.
    Ahaaa, this sounds interesting, must check this out, thank you :)
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  • 23scidoo
    23scidoo Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 20,074
    northerndragon said:
    Any movie they try to make from a Stephen King book. They fuck it up really every time.
    Many great movies made from King's books..
    Irréversible was terrible..
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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,327
    Regarding Henry ... I had to watch this Bullshit instead to Terminator 2 because the dipshits at the theater deemed me less the 17 years old back in 1991.  This movie pisses on the grave of Han Solo. 

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  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Annafalk said:
    Who Princess said:
    Annafalk said:
    drakeheuer14 said:
    Mine has to be The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. The most painful 2 hours, or however long, I have spent on a movie. Not one moment in the film was I happy to be watching it. 
    I didn't like this movie either, I really enjoyed the book but I guess it just didn't fit like a movie. It gets too strange.
    The TV show was pretty funny, I thought.
    Ahaaa, this sounds interesting, must check this out, thank you :)
    It probably shows its age but I used to love watching it over and over.
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  • curmudgeoness
    curmudgeoness Brigadoon, foodie capital Posts: 4,130
    edited July 2017
    SmallestOceans said:
    Oh c'mon... Borat is hilarious and Eyes Wide Shut is a top 50 movie of all time.

    I have to disagree. Any movie so full of sex that manages to be devoid of passion and eroticism, that makes orgies boring, that also has the temerity to cast eternally-wooden Tom Cruise in a lead role, is a stinker. Kubrick's detached view of humanity notwithstanding, those remain 2+ hours of my life that I want back.

    Edit to add:
    Pretty much all of that, minus Tom Cruise (thank G-d!), could be said about Showgirls, too. Never has so much sex been so boring; it was numbing.
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,883
    edited July 2017
    curmudgeoness said:
    Showgirls, obviously.
    Eyes Wide Shut
    Three movies I walked out of/ turned off:
    Robocop II (I don't do graphic violence)
    Man Bites Dog (ditto)
    Trainspotting (great soundtrack; killing babies is a no-go for me)

    curmudgeoness said:
    SmallestOceans said:
    Oh c'mon... Borat is hilarious and Eyes Wide Shut is a top 50 movie of all time.

    I have to disagree. Any movie so full of sex that manages to be devoid of passion and eroticism, that makes orgies boring, that also has the temerity to cast eternally-wooden Tom Cruise in a lead role, is a stinker. Kubrick's detached view of humanity notwithstanding, those remain 2+ hours of my life that I want back.

    Edit to add:
    Pretty much all of that, minus Tom Cruise (thank G-d!), could be said about Showgirls, too. Never has so much sex been so boring; it was numbing.
    Borat was hystrerical, imo.
    And, Showgirls was as well.  The Unintentional Comedy Scale on that movie was off the charts.  It is so bad it circle back around to being a good and entertaining watch.  I can dig it every few years and laugh my ass off.  (Pool sex scene is Top 10 Worst/Best scenes of all time.)
    Man Bites Dog (the original version, NOT the director's extended cut) is also hysterical.  Obviously it is dark humor but I loved it.  Seeing the Director's Cut kinda ruined it for me and I haven't watched it again since. 
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  • Poncier
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    BLACK35 said:
    Blair Witch Project
    Yeah what a piece of crap.
    I'm sure the sequels were probably worse, but no way I'd see them after wasting money to see the original.
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