How Do You Pee?

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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,439
    https://youtu.be/BpnxGCCQIW4
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,501
    Fly
    Goofing around at work today, the question was posed if you could trade places with one person for one day, who would it be and why.  The new girl says "I want to trade places with a guy so I know what it's like to pee standing up."

    Naturally, I showed her the Go Girl. :lol:

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  • bootlegger10
    bootlegger10 Posts: 16,306
    I loved those Simpsons prank calls when I was a kid.
  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    edited June 2017
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    Post edited by FoxyRedLa on
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    HesCalledDyer said:
    Goofing around at work today, the question was posed if you could trade places with one person for one day, who would it be and why.  The new girl says "I want to trade places with a guy so I know what it's like to pee standing up."

    Naturally, I showed her the Go Girl. :lol:

    I would use the go girl...if I could shake off the drips like you guys can. 
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,567
    No Fly
    FoxyRedLa said:
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    I was blessed with a small wee wee.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Malroth said:
    FoxyRedLa said:
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    I was blessed with a small wee wee.
    :lol:
    Way to see the bright side!
  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    Malroth said:
    FoxyRedLa said:
    .
    I was blessed with a small wee wee.
    Meaning.......it doesn't get in the way?
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,567
    edited June 2017
    No Fly
    FoxyRedLa said:
    Malroth said:
    FoxyRedLa said:
    .
    I was blessed with a small wee wee.
    Meaning.......it doesn't get in the way?

    :blush:
    Post edited by Malroth on
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,693
    edited June 2017
    No Fly
    I feel this poll was not phrased entirely clearly so I'll spell out my answer:

    •Undo belt if applicable 
    •Unbutton  (unclasp if wearing trousers)
    •Unzip
    •Pull boxers down to then hold up the junk
    •Let it flow
    •Shake
    •Lock it all back up 
    Post edited by darwinstheory on
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,844
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    -Roberto Benigni

  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    On the seat if the wife is coming in after
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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