How Do You Pee?

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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,025
    KC138045 said:
    Anyone who has a son knows the hazards of changing a baby boys diaper.
    That's what the pee-pee teepee is for!
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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,432
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,432

    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    No Fly
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    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • cutz
    cutz Posts: 12,372
    Through my penis
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Like a girl.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 32,024
    No Fly
    Isnt there a Trump joke in there somewhere?
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    ed243421 Posts: 7,757
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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,439
    northerndragon said:
    Like a girl.

    You go girl!


  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Hobbes said:
    northerndragon said:
    Like a girl.

    You go girl!


    Pfft that's for amatuers. I once wrote my name in a snowbank in the squat position.
    Oh to be young again and have that much flexibility and bladder control. 
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,747
    thats my style


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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Posts: 40,265
    Fly
    sitting down usually. just more comfortable. don't have to think about anything. also, as someone else mentioned, it's partly because I'm the bathroom cleaner. 

    oddly, I only stand up in public places and/or when drunk. 

    Your boos mean nothing to me, for I have seen what makes you cheer



  • RYME
    RYME Wisconsin Posts: 1,904
    edited June 2017
    I just found this thread.
    Y'all made me choke on my beer laughing great topic.
    How do I pee?
    I lift one leg or the other and let it rip
    when ever & where ever I want.  The world is my urinal.
    Post edited by RYME on
  • goldrush
    goldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,874
    Personally I'm a fan of the Happy Gilmore -take a run up and swing!
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    No Fly
    After all the Tequila Friday night the answer is currently out my ass. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • RYME
    RYME Wisconsin Posts: 1,904
    edited June 2017
    Amongst the Ani said:
    After all the Tequila Friday night the answer is currently out my ass.
    Post edited by RYME on
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157

    lift one cargo-short pant's leg

    that my deal

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    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Figured this belongs here. :lol: 


    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Unbuckle and then flow forth like a racehorse
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,844
    I read a sci fi story once where these otherwise people looking creatures peed through their index finger (Vonnegut, maybe?).  Well damn, wouldn't that be convenient!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

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