How Do You Pee?

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  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited June 2017
    One time I passed out after a medical procedure while pissing. I was unconscious, but I imagine it was like a loose fire hose as I was going down. 
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    KC138045 Columbus, OH Posts: 2,716
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 32,021
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    Amongst the Ani said:
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    rgambs said:
    KC138045 said:

    I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol

    It does bother me when people don't flush.  Especially in public.
    It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
    Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
    Beer makes me poop. Can I come over? :lol:

    Seriously, though, you get any guests leaving skid marks on the commode over at your place, PJ_Soul?

    I can help with this.

    For starters, don't invite anyone over named Lou. They're notorious for this sort of thing. I hear it's from all the sauce.

    Oh, and Chads leave upper deckers. Jeremys at least have the common courtesy to down a few healthy swigs of Immodium AssDam before they partake in any libations, so you don't need to worry about them.

    All of the above has been well documented by my sources.


    Bretts also don't like to use the guest restroom and will instead try to use others.
    Pigs can be too fat to shit. 
    That whole exchange is gold. 
    Bretts like to use the guest restroom -- just the one that might be considered the 'nicest' guest restroom. (At least this Brett does!)

    I dont understand how you do not use the zipper unless the clothing does not have a zipper.
    I almost always unbuckle, open top button, open zipper, take care of business.
    Not sure if that makes me a Zipper or No Zipper person.
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 32,021
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    As to peeing outside?  Being raised in VT this is also a pleasing activity. 
    When in any environment where it is even remotely acceptable (and some where is it not, to be sure) I will pee outside. 
    When I go outside to have a smoke during drinking sessions in my man cave?  I pee in my yard. 
    My wife does not know this or I would be reprimanded.  (put it on the list)
    As to Zipper question, when I pee in places it is frowned upon I am for sure only using zipper (no belt/button care taken) as I am less about control and more about quick getaway/deniability should things go south.  ;)

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  • KC138045
    KC138045 Columbus, OH Posts: 2,716
    edited June 2017
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    F Me In The Brain said:
    Amongst the Ani said:
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    rgambs said:
    KC138045 said:

    I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol

    It does bother me when people don't flush.  Especially in public.
    It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
    Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
    Beer makes me poop. Can I come over? :lol:

    Seriously, though, you get any guests leaving skid marks on the commode over at your place, PJ_Soul?

    I can help with this.

    For starters, don't invite anyone over named Lou. They're notorious for this sort of thing. I hear it's from all the sauce.

    Oh, and Chads leave upper deckers. Jeremys at least have the common courtesy to down a few healthy swigs of Immodium AssDam before they partake in any libations, so you don't need to worry about them.

    All of the above has been well documented by my sources.


    Bretts also don't like to use the guest restroom and will instead try to use others.
    Pigs can be too fat to shit. 
    That whole exchange is gold. 
    Bretts like to use the guest restroom -- just the one that might be considered the 'nicest' guest restroom. (At least this Brett does!)

    I dont understand how you do not use the zipper unless the clothing does not have a zipper.
    I almost always unbuckle, open top button, open zipper, take care of business.
    Not sure if that makes me a Zipper or No Zipper person.
    This is an odd question amongst the many odd questions on a shelf.

    I was referring to the built in fly in most men's underwear.  Obviously you have to unzip either way.  I unzip and use the fly.  Others unbuckle, unbutton, unzip, and the pull the underwear down instead of using the fly.  

    I work for a large clothing retailer so that is how the topic came up.
    Post edited by KC138045 on
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  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,461
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    Fella's - seriously, first time you scrape your penis on your zipper, you won't be doing that again. 
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 32,021
    edited June 2017
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    KC138045 said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Amongst the Ani said:
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    rgambs said:
    KC138045 said:

    I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol

    It does bother me when people don't flush.  Especially in public.
    It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
    Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
    Beer makes me poop. Can I come over? :lol:

    Seriously, though, you get any guests leaving skid marks on the commode over at your place, PJ_Soul?

    I can help with this.

    For starters, don't invite anyone over named Lou. They're notorious for this sort of thing. I hear it's from all the sauce.

    Oh, and Chads leave upper deckers. Jeremys at least have the common courtesy to down a few healthy swigs of Immodium AssDam before they partake in any libations, so you don't need to worry about them.

    All of the above has been well documented by my sources.


    Bretts also don't like to use the guest restroom and will instead try to use others.
    Pigs can be too fat to shit. 
    That whole exchange is gold. 
    Bretts like to use the guest restroom -- just the one that might be considered the 'nicest' guest restroom. (At least this Brett does!)

    I dont understand how you do not use the zipper unless the clothing does not have a zipper.
    I almost always unbuckle, open top button, open zipper, take care of business.
    Not sure if that makes me a Zipper or No Zipper person.
    This is an odd question amongst the many odd questions on a shelf.

    I was referring to the built in fly in most men's underwear.  Obviously you have to unzip either way.  I unzip and use the fly.  Others unbuckle, unbutton, unzip, and the pull the underwear down instead of using the fly.  

    I work for a large clothing retailer so that is how the topic came up.
    Boxer-briefs, pull down the front top enough to flip it out.

    Post edited by F Me In The Brain on
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  • Amongst the Ani
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    I have the same pattern as Brett. I also love to piss of my upstairs patio when drunk. Brings me such joy to water the roses down below. 
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  • dankind
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    2-feign-reluctance said:
    Fella's - seriously, first time you scrape your penis on your zipper, you won't be doing that again. 
    I take whatever action I can get.
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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,439
    Piss off!
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,501
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    2-feign-reluctance said:
    Fella's - seriously, first time you scrape your penis on your zipper, you won't be doing that again. 
    In 40 years I've never had that happen.  Pretty confident that I have the process down at this point. :lol:
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  • dankind
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    My son's first foray into the joys of peeing outside didn't go so well. We were hiking our way down Cadillac Mountain, and he had to go. We found a spot a bit off the trail where he proceeded to piss all over his pants. Little dude still drops trou all the way down to the ankles. He pissed right into the bowl that doing so makes. Thankfully, we had change of clothes and wipes with us when we got back to the car, but he had to finish the hike with pissypants.
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  • F Me In The Brain
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    dankind said:
    My son's first foray into the joys of peeing outside didn't go so well. We were hiking our way down Cadillac Mountain, and he had to go. We found a spot a bit off the trail where he proceeded to piss all over his pants. Little dude still drops trou all the way down to the ankles. He pissed right into the bowl that doing so makes. Thankfully, we had change of clothes and wipes with us when we got back to the car, but he had to finish the hike with pissypants.
    :lol:
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  • rgambs
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    I stopped wearing pants with zippers when I saw There's Something About Mary.

    I stopped wearing pants at all shortly thereafter.
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  • northerndragon
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    dankind said:
    My son's first foray into the joys of peeing outside didn't go so well. We were hiking our way down Cadillac Mountain, and he had to go. We found a spot a bit off the trail where he proceeded to piss all over his pants. Little dude still drops trou all the way down to the ankles. He pissed right into the bowl that doing so makes. Thankfully, we had change of clothes and wipes with us when we got back to the car, but he had to finish the hike with pissypants.
    Takes after his dad I see.
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  • dankind
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    northerndragon said:
    dankind said:
    My son's first foray into the joys of peeing outside didn't go so well. We were hiking our way down Cadillac Mountain, and he had to go. We found a spot a bit off the trail where he proceeded to piss all over his pants. Little dude still drops trou all the way down to the ankles. He pissed right into the bowl that doing so makes. Thankfully, we had change of clothes and wipes with us when we got back to the car, but he had to finish the hike with pissypants.
    Takes after his dad I see.
    Hobbes said:
    Piss off!
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