How Do You Pee?

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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,025
    rgambs said:
    KC138045 said:

    I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol

    It does bother me when people don't flush.  Especially in public.
    It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
    Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,501
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    If I'm a guest in someone's house, I still stand.  But if I get any on the seat (or floor, god forbid) I clean it up.  100% of the houses I've ever been in have toilet paper within arms reach of the toilet, so there's no excuse not to be courteous and clean up after yourself.
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    HesCalledDyer said:
    If I'm a guest in someone's house, I still stand.  But if I get any on the seat (or floor, god forbid) I clean it up.  100% of the houses I've ever been in have toilet paper within arms reach of the toilet, so there's no excuse not to be courteous and clean up after yourself.
    Well fuckers!
    =)

    I like this courteous approach as well as that of gambs.
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,025
    edited June 2017
    HesCalledDyer said:
    If I'm a guest in someone's house, I still stand.  But if I get any on the seat (or floor, god forbid) I clean it up.  100% of the houses I've ever been in have toilet paper within arms reach of the toilet, so there's no excuse not to be courteous and clean up after yourself.
    Yes, that's the other polite option! ... Maybe look for the bathroom spray cleaner under the sink while you're at it, haha. ;)
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    edited June 2017
    Fly
    PJ_Soul said:
    rgambs said:
    KC138045 said:

    I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol

    It does bother me when people don't flush.  Especially in public.
    It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
    Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
    Beer makes me poop. Can I come over? :lol:

    Seriously, though, you get any guests leaving skid marks on the commode over at your place, PJ_Soul?

    I can help with this.

    For starters, don't invite anyone over named Lou. They're notorious for this sort of thing. I hear it's from all the sauce.

    Oh, and Chads leave upper deckers. Jeremys at least have the common courtesy to down a few healthy swigs of Immodium AssDam before they partake in any libations, so you don't need to worry about them.

    All of the above has been well documented by my sources.


    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    DK knows of which he speaks.

    Has no one mentioned the infamous Wob-peeing-in-a-bush incident?
  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    PJ_Soul said:
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:
    No option for sitting down?
    Yes, for the women, that would be nice, and also for those fine fellows who are polite enough to sit in someone's own private home washroom, in order to avoid splashing. I've only met European men who do this, but I really appreciate it!! I wish North American men would be that courteous! I'm pretty sick of cleaning up their pee. :angry:
    A lot of dudes peeing at your house these days, PJ_Soul?

    Aside from the cleanup, it sounds like things are going quite well for you. 
    Heh heh, yeah, it's like an old fashioned pee party at my place, besides the standing part, of course. :joy:


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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,025
    Dr. Delight said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:
    No option for sitting down?
    Yes, for the women, that would be nice, and also for those fine fellows who are polite enough to sit in someone's own private home washroom, in order to avoid splashing. I've only met European men who do this, but I really appreciate it!! I wish North American men would be that courteous! I'm pretty sick of cleaning up their pee. :angry:
    A lot of dudes peeing at your house these days, PJ_Soul?

    Aside from the cleanup, it sounds like things are going quite well for you. 
    Heh heh, yeah, it's like an old fashioned pee party at my place, besides the standing part, of course. :joy:


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  • Halifax2TheMax
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    Like Wob with a bloody gash.
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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    No Fly
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    rgambs said:
    KC138045 said:

    I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol

    It does bother me when people don't flush.  Especially in public.
    It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
    Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
    Beer makes me poop. Can I come over? :lol:

    Seriously, though, you get any guests leaving skid marks on the commode over at your place, PJ_Soul?

    I can help with this.

    For starters, don't invite anyone over named Lou. They're notorious for this sort of thing. I hear it's from all the sauce.

    Oh, and Chads leave upper deckers. Jeremys at least have the common courtesy to down a few healthy swigs of Immodium AssDam before they partake in any libations, so you don't need to worry about them.

    All of the above has been well documented by my sources.


    Bretts also don't like to use the guest restroom and will instead try to use others.
    Pigs can be too fat to shit. 
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,025
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    rgambs said:
    KC138045 said:

    I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol

    It does bother me when people don't flush.  Especially in public.
    It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
    Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
    Beer makes me poop. Can I come over? :lol:

    Seriously, though, you get any guests leaving skid marks on the commode over at your place, PJ_Soul?

    I can help with this.

    For starters, don't invite anyone over named Lou. They're notorious for this sort of thing. I hear it's from all the sauce.

    Oh, and Chads leave upper deckers. Jeremys at least have the common courtesy to down a few healthy swigs of Immodium AssDam before they partake in any libations, so you don't need to worry about them.

    All of the above has been well documented by my sources.


    If someone left skid marks on my toilet I'd call them out for it and present them with a toilet brush!
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    rgambs said:
    No fly, that's a zipper drag/snag just waiting to happen.

    I always sit when I am a guest, it's the only courteous course of action.
    I sit at home most of the time as well, because I clean the bathroom.
    It takes nearly twice as long to pee sitting because of constriction by the thighs.
    I pee outside as much as I pee inside.
    Sometimes on a tree.  Sometimes off the deck.
    Usually into a bucket so I can use it as fert.
    same here. peeing inside sucks. believe this, i'm reprimanded quiet regularly. i grew up in rural nowhere iowa... i pee outside. if it is -13f / -25c degrees i still prefer outdoors. mostly folks are just happy i'm nice
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    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Fly
    Amongst the Ani said:
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    rgambs said:
    KC138045 said:

    I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol

    It does bother me when people don't flush.  Especially in public.
    It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
    Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
    Beer makes me poop. Can I come over? :lol:

    Seriously, though, you get any guests leaving skid marks on the commode over at your place, PJ_Soul?

    I can help with this.

    For starters, don't invite anyone over named Lou. They're notorious for this sort of thing. I hear it's from all the sauce.

    Oh, and Chads leave upper deckers. Jeremys at least have the common courtesy to down a few healthy swigs of Immodium AssDam before they partake in any libations, so you don't need to worry about them.

    All of the above has been well documented by my sources.


    Bretts also don't like to use the guest restroom and will instead try to use others.
    Pigs can be too fat to shit. 
    Verified. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    when a guest ask if you may go outside. i do it nearly every time. wanna get dumped by a brand new g/f? pee off her backyard deck & split some firewood in your underwear in the rain... same day, same hour & good for all   
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,567
    No Fly
    I'm jealous of the guy who can pee over his head, I piss like chinese water torture.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Fly
    At work, I play a game and start pissing with my back against the wall across from the urinal, walking it up as my stream gets weaker. It's fun to be a dude sometimes.

    Those no-flush urinals with the bees are good for this game, too, but the other IKEA shoppers look at me funny when I try it there. People can be real killjoys. We need to replace our urinals at work. I'm starting a petition!
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  • bootlegger10
    bootlegger10 Posts: 16,306
    HesCalledDyer said:
    If I'm a guest in someone's house, I still stand.  But if I get any on the seat (or floor, god forbid) I clean it up.  100% of the houses I've ever been in have toilet paper within arms reach of the toilet, so there's no excuse not to be courteous and clean up after yourself.

    I'm the exact opposite.  I like to leave a few drops hidden away in the bathroom somewhere.  Like a dog marking its territory.
  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    edited June 2017
    When I'm out at a bar I like to  soak the wall next to the urinal or the stall next door. Just to keep them honest and to stay on top of the the next days cleaning.
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    All that I once held as true
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  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    No Fly
    chadwick said:
    rgambs said:
    No fly, that's a zipper drag/snag just waiting to happen.

    I always sit when I am a guest, it's the only courteous course of action.
    I sit at home most of the time as well, because I clean the bathroom.
    It takes nearly twice as long to pee sitting because of constriction by the thighs.
    I pee outside as much as I pee inside.
    Sometimes on a tree.  Sometimes off the deck.
    Usually into a bucket so I can use it as fert.
    same here. peeing inside sucks. believe this, i'm reprimanded quiet regularly. i grew up in rural nowhere iowa... i pee outside. if it is -13f / -25c degrees i still prefer outdoors. mostly folks are just happy i'm nice
    Ah Chadwick welcome to the thread!  With your presence I feel comfortable enough to divulge that I actually go outside to pee nearly every day.  Not just peeing outside when I'm outside.
    I do it at night to look at the stars and moon.
    I do it in the day when there's a nice breeze.
    I'm not allowed to have my piss bucket in the house so when it's time to fert the fruit I have to drain the vein out in the rain.

    I just did 200 squats on my front porch in my unders only.
    A sedan drove by and I waved, you have to be polite.

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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    bootlegger10 said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    If I'm a guest in someone's house, I still stand.  But if I get any on the seat (or floor, god forbid) I clean it up.  100% of the houses I've ever been in have toilet paper within arms reach of the toilet, so there's no excuse not to be courteous and clean up after yourself.

    I'm the exact opposite.  I like to leave a few drops hidden away in the bathroom somewhere.  Like a dog marking its territory.
    :rofl:

    I love this thread.

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