How Do You Pee?

KC138045
KC138045 Columbus, OH Posts: 2,716
edited June 2017 in All Encompassing Trip
We had this discussion at work and I seem to be in the minority so I thought I would post a poll to see how all you use the facility's.  Simple question.  Guys when you use the bathroom do you use the fly or do you unbuckle and whip it out?

I believe in the fly
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How Do You Pee? 16 votes

Fly
56%
lolobuggHesCalledDyerKC138045dankindGern BlanstenJK_LivinseanwonHughFreakingDillonehbacon 9 votes
No Fly
43%
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  • KC138045
    KC138045 Columbus, OH Posts: 2,716
    Fly
    Why in hell would someone drop their drawers just to take a leak?
    I didn't mean that in a literal sense.  Basically unbuckle and unzip.
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  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    No option for sitting down?
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,026
    edited June 2017
    No option for sitting down?
    Yes, for the women, that would be nice, and also for those fine fellows who are polite enough to sit in someone's own private home washroom, in order to avoid splashing. I've only met European men who do this, but I really appreciate it!! I wish North American men would be that courteous! I'm pretty sick of cleaning up their pee. :angry:
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Fly
    PJ_Soul said:
    No option for sitting down?
    Yes, for the women, that would be nice, and also for those fine fellows who are polite enough to sit in someone's own private home washroom, in order to avoid splashing. I've only met European men who do this, but I really appreciate it!! I wish North American men would be that courteous! I'm pretty sick of cleaning up their pee. :angry:
    A lot of dudes peeing at your house these days, PJ_Soul?

    Aside from the cleanup, it sounds like things are going quite well for you. 
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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,439
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 13,124
    well i use both methods at times.  generally i use the fly but sometimes at work I want to retuck my shirt so I will do the full undoing to get a good tight retuck of a shirt.  that is the only reason i see for doing the full undone though.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    I call bulls**t on both options! I know damn well y'all drop trou and spray it like you're putting out a 5-alarm fire! 
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,567
    No Fly
     This brings up another great question:  Do you stand up to wipe?
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,026
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    No option for sitting down?
    Yes, for the women, that would be nice, and also for those fine fellows who are polite enough to sit in someone's own private home washroom, in order to avoid splashing. I've only met European men who do this, but I really appreciate it!! I wish North American men would be that courteous! I'm pretty sick of cleaning up their pee. :angry:
    A lot of dudes peeing at your house these days, PJ_Soul?

    Aside from the cleanup, it sounds like things are going quite well for you. 
    Heh heh, yeah, it's like an old fashioned pee party at my place, besides the standing part, of course. :joy:


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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,026
    Malroth said:
     This brings up another great question:  Do you stand up to wipe?
    There are people who do that?!
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  • amethgr8
    amethgr8 Posts: 766
    sitting down is supposed to empty the bladder better than standing.  just saying.

    I sit down.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,805
    I worked with a guy whose wife let it slip that she required him to sit.....dude never heard the end of it.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,805
    PJ_Soul said:
    Malroth said:
     This brings up another great question:  Do you stand up to wipe?
    There are people who do that?!
    wipe or stand up?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
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    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,026
    Wobbie said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    Malroth said:
     This brings up another great question:  Do you stand up to wipe?
    There are people who do that?!
    wipe or stand up?
    Eww, lol. Stand up to wipe. I never heard of that - doesn't make much sense!
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  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    No Fly
    No fly, that's a zipper drag/snag just waiting to happen.

    I always sit when I am a guest, it's the only courteous course of action.
    I sit at home most of the time as well, because I clean the bathroom.
    It takes nearly twice as long to pee sitting because of constriction by the thighs.
    I pee outside as much as I pee inside.
    Sometimes on a tree.  Sometimes off the deck.
    Usually into a bucket so I can use it as fert.
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,026
    rgambs said:
    No fly, that's a zipper drag/snag just waiting to happen.

    I always sit when I am a guest, it's the only courteous course of action.
    I sit at home most of the time as well, because I clean the bathroom.
    It takes nearly twice as long to pee sitting because of constriction by the thighs.
    I pee outside as much as I pee inside.
    Sometimes on a tree.  Sometimes off the deck.
    Usually into a bucket so I can use it as fert.
    Good for you rgambs. Way to be a courteous pee-er.
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  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    No Fly
    PJ_Soul said:
    rgambs said:
    No fly, that's a zipper drag/snag just waiting to happen.

    I always sit when I am a guest, it's the only courteous course of action.
    I sit at home most of the time as well, because I clean the bathroom.
    It takes nearly twice as long to pee sitting because of constriction by the thighs.
    I pee outside as much as I pee inside.
    Sometimes on a tree.  Sometimes off the deck.
    Usually into a bucket so I can use it as fert.
    Good for you rgambs. Way to be a courteous pee-er.
    I have a friend who has serious PSI, he can pee over his own head.
    I hope he sits when he's a guest somewhere.
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  • KC138045
    KC138045 Columbus, OH Posts: 2,716
    edited June 2017
    Fly

    I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol

    It does bother me when people don't flush.  Especially in public.
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  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    No Fly
    KC138045 said:

    I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol

    It does bother me when people don't flush.  Especially in public.
    It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
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