Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    :(
    OOOH! YUK! Can't even say the 'N' word without feeling sick and dizzy....why did you have to have that? Are you going away somewhere?

    Nah. I need it for my NSW Police Force application
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Nah. I need it for my NSW Police Force application
    Oh OK.....so whens that all happening then?...Police accademy, I mean
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Oh OK.....so whens that all happening then?...Police accademy, I mean

    I've got through the first part of the application, and now I'm currently doing the 2nd part which involves a full medical, immunisation, fingerprints and optical examinations. If I get past this then I move onto part 3 which involves interviews, numeracy and english tests, and then fitness tests. After that it's down to Goulburn for Police Academy
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Thoughts are with them both and hoping for good news :)

    Cheers mate.

    Damn Im gonna have to be careful what I do up in the Goldy considering Ill have the fuzz staying in my apartment :D
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I've got through the first part of the application, and now I'm currently doing the 2nd part which involves a full medical, immunisation, fingerprints and optical examinations. If I get past this then I move onto part 3 which involves interviews, numeracy and english tests, and then fitness tests. After that it's down to Goulburn for Police Academy

    WHAT? You're going to become a cop? :eek:

    If you catch me smoking pot, will you charge me? What are your responsibilities in situations like that?

    I'm scared! :o
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I've got through the first part of the application, and now I'm currently doing the 2nd part which involves a full medical, immunisation, fingerprints and optical examinations. If I get past this then I move onto part 3 which involves interviews, numeracy and english tests, and then fitness tests. After that it's down to Goulburn for Police Academy
    How exciting....gotta love a man in uniform ;):D
    So what's the time frame on all this....ie. how long til you move to Goulburn?
    Where is Goulburn BTW? (excuse my ignorance :o )
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    DonJon wrote:
    Cheers mate.

    Damn Im gonna have to be careful what I do up in the Goldy considering Ill have the fuzz staying in my apartment :D

    Don't worry mate. The Gold Coast is out of my jurisdiction :)
    Just means I won't be able to join you in a 'smoke' because of shitty blood tests :(
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:

    Damn Im gonna have to be careful what I do up in the Goldy considering Ill have the fuzz staying in my apartment :D
    LMAO!! Just bribe him ;)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Don't worry mate. The Gold Coast is out of my jurisdiction :)
    Just means I won't be able to join you in a 'smoke' because of shitty blood tests :(
    We'll make up for it in Bourbon :D(fuck that other shit)
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    How exciting....gotta love a man in uniform ;):D
    So what's the time frame on all this....ie. how long til you move to Goulburn?
    Where is Goulburn BTW? (excuse my ignorance :o )

    If all goes to plan, I'll hopefully be down there around February.
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    How exciting....gotta love a man in uniform ;):D
    So what's the time frame on all this....ie. how long til you move to Goulburn?
    Where is Goulburn BTW? (excuse my ignorance :o )

    ha ha You're saying "how exciting" and I'm running for the hills!

    Just for the record, Oz Jammer...I NEVER INHALED!!! They're all lies, LIESSS!!!!
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    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    LMAO!! Just bribe him ;)

    :D
    The same applies to you Susan :)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    ha ha You're saying "how exciting" and I'm running for the hills!

    Just for the record, Oz Jammer...I NEVER INHALED!!! They're all lies, LIESSS!!!!
    Haha! You know Glenn's story re; 'smoke' Zig...and we live stright across the road from the cops residence and 2 of Glenn's Uncle's are cops, who son's are the biggest 'Dope heads' I've ever met.
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    ha ha You're saying "how exciting" and I'm running for the hills!

    Just for the record, Oz Jammer...I NEVER INHALED!!! They're all lies, LIESSS!!!!

    The documentation I've got on you sweetheart, in regards of posession of illegal narcotics...........

    ;)

    Name me a figure :)
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Haha! You know Glenn's story re; 'smoke' Zig...and we live stright across the road from the cops residence and 2 of Glenn's Uncle's are cops, who son's are the biggest 'Dope heads' I've ever met.

    It's true. I reckon cops are the worst offenders around. They always seem to bend the rules and cover each others arses. The law doesn't apply to pigs
  • Austicman
    Austicman Posts: 1,328
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Nah. I need it for my NSW Police Force application

    You'll never take me alive copper!!

    A mates trying to get into that induction. PJ tragic too. You'll have some good company.

    You'll have to get that mop cut Bud:p
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    I can just see Susan now, panicking and checking through this whole thread, editing posts which incriminate her :D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    It's true. I reckon cops are the worst offenders around. They always seem to bend the rules and cover each others arses. The law doesn't apply to pigs
    haha! If our local cop gets invited to a party or anything here, whenever it's joint/smoke time, someone will just say to him "Do you need the mens room, Jamie" and he just goes for a little walk ;)

    So many people aren't touching the shit over here now (have quit) coz of the new laws here re; smoking dope and driving.
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Austicman wrote:
    You'll never take me alive copper!!

    A mates trying to get into that induction. PJ tragic too. You'll have some good company.

    You'll have to get that mop cut Bud:p

    Hopefully we're there at the same time :)

    Meh.....I'm not one to care too much about hair anyway. Once it gets to a certain length it starts to piss me off cos it goes curly and you can't do anything with it
  • Austicman
    Austicman Posts: 1,328
    vital5 wrote:
    Ahhh yes... imagine having your support act showing you up? :)

    Donovan Frankenreiter did just that... although i didn't like most of his earlier songs... brings to mind a jack johnson lyric... 'and poor old Pete's got nothin 'cause he's been fallin' ' hehe

    I remember seeing you at the concert too....






    ..... haha did i scare you?

    Not as much as the underage girls everywhere. The Beautiful Girls at Wollongong was the same. Feeling like a dirty old man at 35 is a bit much!!
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
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