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  • djklambakedjklambake PHX, AZPosts: 2,504
    edited April 2014
    Fartbarf

    Fucked Up

    Andrew Jackson Jihad

    Porno for Pyros

    Anal Cunt

    Starfucker
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    6/27/98 - East Troy, WI
    6/29/06 - Milwaukee, WI
    9/25/11 - Vancouver, BC
    11/4/12 - (Eddie Vedder) Phoenix, AZ
    11/1/13 - New Orleans, LA
    11/19/13 - Phoenix, AZ
    11/21/13 - San Diego, CA
    10/12/14 - Austin, TX
    10/22/14 - Denver, CO
    8/22/16 - Chicago, IL (Wrigley 2)
  • kwdaleykwdaley Posts: 499
    Some god-awful names:

    Anal C*nt
    Nashville Pussy
    Day-Glo Abortions
    Ottawa 2011
    London 2013 "The Dundas Hookers on Crack" Show
  • cydoniacydonia Denbighshire, North Wales , UKPosts: 456
    I do have a sense of humour!! But I think chris cornells band names are very deep and thoughtful, soundgarden and audioslave could have several meanings , I can't believe some people believe AC/DC stands for anti Christ devil children! Angus youngs sister actually saw it on the back of a sowing machine!! And yes zodiac mind warp Is pretty cool!
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 34,837
    Thunderbitch
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    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
  • InHiding80InHiding80 Upland,CAPosts: 7,623
    MC 900 Ft. Jesus
  • How can you forget the legendary Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel? Or The Cycle Sluts From Hell?
    Brixton Academy 14/7/93, Wembley Arena 29/5/00, Wembley Arena 18/6/07, London O2 18/8/09, Hyde Park 25/6/10, Manchester 20/6/12, Arras 30/6/12, Werchter 5/7/14, Leeds 8/7/14, Milton Keynes 11/7/14, Mexico City 28/11/15, Toronto 10/5/16, Toronto 12/5/16,  Amsterdam 12/6/18, Amsterdam 13/6/18, London 18/6/18, Werchter 7/7/18, London 17/7/18, Amsterdam 14/6/22, Amsterdam 15/6/22, Werchter 30/6/22, London 8/7/22, London 9/7/22, Budapest 12/7/22, Prague 22/7/22
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 34,837

    MC 900 Ft. Jesus

    i actually saw them open up for The Cranberries in '94 (along with Gigolo Aunts) :lol:
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    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 34,837
    Death By Unga Bunga
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    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
  • lexicondevillexicondevil Bay AreaPosts: 1,197
    I don't know if Diarrhea Planet has been mentioned, but(t) they are a band of youngsters playing some catchy party rock tunes. Imagining a whole planet covered in diarrhea is pretty disturbing.
    1991- Hollywood Palladium, California with Temple of the Dog, Soundgarden, and Alice in Chains -RIP Magazine Show Oct. 6th
    1992- Lollapalooza, Irvine, California
    Nothing since then. I suck.
    2016- Fenway Park, Boston - Both glorious nights
  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 17,575
    Jack Off Jill
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 34,837
    Sweaty Nipples
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    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
  • goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowherePosts: 5,360
    A friend of mine plays bass in a London-based hardcore/sludge/dirge band called Fuckjar. I always liked that name!
    They played a gig recently with a band called Casual Nun.
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • JTHJTH ChicagoPosts: 3,235
    The Hold Steady
  • dudemandudeman Posts: 2,513
    Pearl Jam.

    I mean come on. They inspired the too-common phrase "I love Pearl Jam".

    They must secretly laugh there asses off about their name.

    Honorable mentions:

    The Fuckers
    Solar Bears
    Supersuckers
    If hope can grow from dirt like me, it can be done. - EV
  • cutzcutz Posts: 10,078
    Toad The Wet Sprockett
    The Meat Puppets

    And kids from my neighborhood, when they were in high school, called themselves: Anigav (can you figure out how they came up with that name?>LOL)
  • dudemandudeman Posts: 2,513
    Meat Puppets. Brilliant!
    If hope can grow from dirt like me, it can be done. - EV
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 34,837
    Thelma & The Sleaze

    saw them open up for Eagles of Death Metal last night. They were good. Kinda like a female version of EoDM.
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    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
  • pearldavidsonpearldavidson YinzPosts: 1,253
    edited May 2016
    Soundgarden is my favorite band name out there. Audioslave is also a awesome name.
  • ComeToTXComeToTX AustinPosts: 6,350
    Baby Dick
    This show, another show, a show here and a show there.
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 34,837
    Tacocat
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    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
  • jeffbrjeffbr SeattlePosts: 7,177
    Circle Jerks
    Green Apple Quick Step
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 34,837
    King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
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    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 34,837
    Chicano Batman
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    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 34,837
    Ping Pong Bitches
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    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
  • EB218946EB218946 New JerseyPosts: 3,409
    Thin Lizzy
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WAPosts: 12,223
    A spoof, but very funny:



  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 26,547
    Bighead Todd & the Monsters
    TOOL
    The Fuckemos
    Rhorshack
    The Meatmen
    Jodie Fosters Army
    My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult
    Assuck
    Queens Of The Stone Age
    The Dead Kennedys
    The Dillinger Escape Plan

    I'll remember more later

  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon HeadstoniaPosts: 25,917
    I think Goatwhore tops the list of band name giggles for me. 
    (Track 10 of The Headstones' Nickels For Your Nightmares)


  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 23,470
    Bigda said:
    ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

    Best
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
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