Worst band names

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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,498
    edited January 2017
    Live.

    Good luck trying to Google search them specifically.
    Post edited by HesCalledDyer on
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  • AceCool
    AceCool Texas Posts: 455
    I always thought Sixpence None the Richer was so fucking stupid.
  • AceCool
    AceCool Texas Posts: 455
    djklambake said:

    Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.

    Come on, man. I think that one is quite comical. I think another band should form as a tribute to Dinosaur Jr and go on a double bill tour together.

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  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,462
    Limp Bizkit & Big Head Todd & TheMonsters
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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    My old band in Houston once opened for a band called "Rectal Fusion".....that's pretty fucking bad.
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  • wwsuicide
    wwsuicide Posts: 1,400
    Not sure about the worst but I'm positive the best is "Canned Heat"!!
  • Daron Oshay
    Daron Oshay Middletown, NJ Posts: 2,593
    HughFreakingDillon said:

    Eagles of Death Metal. talk about horrible marketing.

    Or completely accurate. Always took it as in the death metal community they'd be considered The Eagles.
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,373
    AceCool said:

    djklambake said:

    Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.

    Come on, man. I think that one is quite comical. I think another band should form as a tribute to Dinosaur Jr and go on a double bill tour together.

    APPEARING TONIGHT
    Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. and Dinosaur Jr. Jr.
    i put them in the best band name thread.

    Also they changed their name to just Jr. Jr. now :neutral:
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    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
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    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Car Seat Headrest. Dumb name. Great band.
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,775
    Daron Oshay said:

    HughFreakingDillon said:

    Eagles of Death Metal. talk about horrible marketing.

    Or completely accurate. Always took it as in the death metal community they'd be considered The Eagles.
    i think many people would see 'death metal' in the name and would be automatically turned off from giving them a chance. there is zero death metal about them. i know it was a joke, but honestly, if you want people to check you out, having that name is a horrible way to do it.
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  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,145
    honking seals
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    Mother Love Bone isn't so great.

    Butthole Surfers.
    Right up there with Hoobastank.

    Guns n roses is pretty cheesy, could be a song by Bret Michaels.

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  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,961
    The Goo Goo Dolls
  • KV4053
    KV4053 Mike's side, crushed up against the stage Posts: 1,514
    Furley's Prize Roses

    that was the name of a '90's band. They never released anything. I guess if you like the name, you can use it.
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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    pjhawks said:

    The Goo Goo Dolls

    Oh, no! @Wobbie :lol:
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    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    HughFreakingDillon said:

    Daron Oshay said:

    HughFreakingDillon said:

    Eagles of Death Metal. talk about horrible marketing.

    Or completely accurate. Always took it as in the death metal community they'd be considered The Eagles.
    i think many people would see 'death metal' in the name and would be automatically turned off from giving them a chance. there is zero death metal about them. i know it was a joke, but honestly, if you want people to check you out, having that name is a horrible way to do it.
    .........Or a hell of a way for potential fans to remember the band's name.

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  • Tremorman
    Tremorman Posts: 390
    Chill Donahue, a band in the MA/RI area
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,775
    Tremorman said:

    Chill Donahue, a band in the MA/RI area

    LOL! THAT'S AMAZING!
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  • Tremorman
    Tremorman Posts: 390
    HughFreakingDillon said:

    Tremorman said:

    Chill Donahue, a band in the MA/RI area

    LOL! THAT'S AMAZING!
    Ha, it's actually the band name my old college buddies and I come up with. We hang out and jam every couple of months or so. We are terrible but the name makes us laugh.
  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,458
    Tapeworm - Hyped supergroup that never ended up releasing any material. Terrible name though.
    It's a hopeless situation...

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