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  • javis el errantejavis el errante Posts: 6,136
    Three Mountains kinda ugly, however, to read a banda name as Tres Mts. is kinda cool... what are the odds?

    Three fish kinda sucks, that is because, we, argentinians, refer to a person as a fish (pescado) when that person is an idiot...
    ... I am not in the business of being liked anymore ...

  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave Posts: 42,066
    Neil Bruce wrote:
    Olivavu wrote:
    Neil Bruce wrote:
    The Pigeon Detectives

    Excellent shout. Terrible band.


    I actually quite liked their first album...but the name is terrible!
    i have their first two albums. Their ok. But yeah, horrible name.

    Limp Bizkit
    Hootie & The Blowfish
    The Music
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    eeriepadave wrote:
    Limp Bizkit

    Good call. Can we also nominate them for worst album title of all time with "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water"?
  • djklambakedjklambake Posts: 2,522
    Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
    6/27/98 - East Troy, WI
    6/29/06 - Milwaukee, WI
    9/25/11 - Vancouver, BC
    11/4/12 - (Eddie Vedder) Phoenix, AZ
    11/1/13 - New Orleans, LA
    11/19/13 - Phoenix, AZ
    11/21/13 - San Diego, CA
    10/12/14 - Austin, TX
    10/22/14 - Denver, CO
    8/22/16 - Chicago, IL (Wrigley 2)
    5/9/22 - Glendale, AZ
    5/18/24 - Las Vegas, NV
  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    How has no one mentioned Hoobastank yet? One of THE worst names ever.
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  • djklambakedjklambake Posts: 2,522
    JaneNY wrote:
    How has no one mentioned Hoobastank yet? One of THE worst names ever.

    Winner!
    6/27/98 - East Troy, WI
    6/29/06 - Milwaukee, WI
    9/25/11 - Vancouver, BC
    11/4/12 - (Eddie Vedder) Phoenix, AZ
    11/1/13 - New Orleans, LA
    11/19/13 - Phoenix, AZ
    11/21/13 - San Diego, CA
    10/12/14 - Austin, TX
    10/22/14 - Denver, CO
    8/22/16 - Chicago, IL (Wrigley 2)
    5/9/22 - Glendale, AZ
    5/18/24 - Las Vegas, NV
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Every band name is fucking horrible when you get right down to it..

    The quality of the music always makes the band name either respected or hated.. because just the name alone is always cheesy as fuck..
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  • javis el errantejavis el errante Posts: 6,136
    djklambake wrote:
    JaneNY wrote:
    How has no one mentioned Hoobastank yet? One of THE worst names ever.

    Winner!

    what about korn? great band, bad name... what about Papa Roach? ugly band, uglier name...
    ... I am not in the business of being liked anymore ...

  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    djklambake wrote:
    JaneNY wrote:
    How has no one mentioned Hoobastank yet? One of THE worst names ever.

    Winner!
    That horrible name made me remember this horrible band that also has a horrible name: Chumbawamba

    :mrgreen:
  • BamaPJFanBamaPJFan Posts: 410
    Toad the Wet Sprocket, Flock of Seagulls, Poison, Boyz II Men, and The Black Eyed Peas, just to name a few.
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave Posts: 42,066
    djklambake wrote:
    Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.

    viewtopic.php?f=9&t=182263 :D
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • pjamaholicpjamaholic Posts: 1,225
    Mookie Blaylock, lol! Such a mouthful. Seriously The The is pretty lame, though I love the band.
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Liquid Bone Dance. local 90's Winnipeg band.
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Red Hot Chili Peppers.
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Audioslave's name is lame. Too bad Civilian had already been taken when they wanted to name themselves that.
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
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  • Arthur Digby SellersArthur Digby Sellers Posts: 259
    jambands always have the worst names. Phish, Umphrey's McGee, String Cheese Incident are all terrible. But I think Hoobastank might be the winner.
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  • mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,903
    Goatwhore
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  • Gibson72Gibson72 Posts: 1,245
    Well before Finger Eleven had that name, they were called the Rainbow Butt Monkeys.
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    My Darkest Days
  • KloddzKloddz Posts: 2,573
    Gonna have to agree with Hoobastank...
    Bern - September 13, 2006
    Berlin - August 15, 2009
    Lisbon - July 10, 2010
    Berlin - June 26, 2014
    Zurich - June 23, 2022

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  • KloddzKloddz Posts: 2,573
    Also, how unoriginal is The Band?
    Bern - September 13, 2006
    Berlin - August 15, 2009
    Lisbon - July 10, 2010
    Berlin - June 26, 2014
    Zurich - June 23, 2022

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  • bennett13bennett13 Posts: 439
    Kloddz wrote:
    Also, how unoriginal is The Band?

    They started off as the Hawks. When they toured with Dylan, everyone started referring to them (often disparingingly) as "The Band"...after that, they considered "The Crackers" or "The Honkies," but I think the record label had a problem with those, so they settled on "The Band"
  • mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,903
    Just came across this one...

    Broken Penis Orchestra
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  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,168
    The worst band name of a band I love- TV on the Radio
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  • helplessdancerhelplessdancer Posts: 5,272
    bennett13 wrote:
    Kloddz wrote:
    Also, how unoriginal is The Band?

    They started off as the Hawks. When they toured with Dylan, everyone started referring to them (often disparingingly) as "The Band"...after that, they considered "The Crackers" or "The Honkies," but I think the record label had a problem with those, so they settled on "The Band"

    how many times have you watched the last waltz ;):lol:8-)
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave Posts: 42,066
    Giraffe Tongue Orchestra

    (members of AIC, Mastodon and Dillenger Escape Plan)
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • bosshogg18bosshogg18 Posts: 1,097
    Richard Marx. I know not a band, but should have gone by Dick Marx.
  • lexicondevillexicondevil Posts: 2,062
    Diarrhea Planet
    Worst band name or best? Oh those crazy kids!


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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Posts: 36,987
    Eagles of Death Metal. talk about horrible marketing.
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