Incredulous wife...
                    Wife reading through email:    
"Why are we getting all these pings in email from the Forum?"
Me: "Uh.... Want some wine?"
Wife: "This isn't about Chicago and our Wrigley show. New York?? You're going to New York??"
Me: "Red or white?"
Wife: "Wait, wha?? You fly in to NY and YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A TICKET for Monday night?"
Me: .....
Wife: "Maybe I'll take a girlfriend now to Wrigley."
                
                "Why are we getting all these pings in email from the Forum?"
Me: "Uh.... Want some wine?"
Wife: "This isn't about Chicago and our Wrigley show. New York?? You're going to New York??"
Me: "Red or white?"
Wife: "Wait, wha?? You fly in to NY and YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A TICKET for Monday night?"
Me: .....
Wife: "Maybe I'll take a girlfriend now to Wrigley."
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            Way better comeback than "jerkstore" .. Lol
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            Wife batting 1.000 and I'm scoreless.
 But hopeful still to find a ticket for MSG2 so I don't come home in absolute shame.0
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            Ha! All around stellar exchange, cbh, especially the "red or white" part. I wish you luck (and great Seinfeld ref, Capn).0
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            Buy her a spa day MSG weekend and you're golden 0 0
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            Ha! Sure all will be fine... Thought you'd appreciate the exchange. It will NOT be ok if I can't find a GA or 10c reserved single ticket for MSG night 2!!0
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 I think your best bet is to just get into the building. Holding out for a GA or 10C RES might be a stretch.cbh1011 said:Ha! Sure all will be fine... Thought you'd appreciate the exchange. It will NOT be ok if I can't find a GA or 10c reserved single ticket for MSG night 2!! 0
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            She's leaving me for a Nickelback fan!
 Just kidding. But she may if I don't get a single ticket to MSG Night 2!!0
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            Lol....I enjoyed reading this0
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            Thanks Yellow!! I'm hoping my self-deprecating humorous exchange with my better half YIELDS a 10c ticket to MSG night 2! We will see.
 Have a great weekend!!0
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