Incredulous wife...
Wife reading through email: "Why are we getting all these pings in email from the Forum?" Me: "Uh.... Want some wine?" Wife: "This isn't about Chicago and our Wrigley show. New York?? You're going to New York??" Me: "Red or white?" Wife: "Wait, wha?? You fly in to NY and YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A TICKET for Monday night?" Me:…