WTFlorida? 4 Theories on Why Florida Is the Weirdest State

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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,665
    I didn't know there was a law against popping zits in public. :-/
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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,295
    Stripper performs at 8-year-old’s birthday party

    This kid’s birthday bash looked more like a bachelor party.

    Grainy YouTube video shows a stripper shaking her booty for a boy celebrating his eighth birthday.

    One youngster is seen smacking the dancer’s backside, and another makes it rain dollar bills, during the age-inappropriate bash in Tampa, Fla.

    Tampa cops received calls about the video last week, but cops didn’t act because nothing in the footage conclusively shows when and where the X-rated party happened, a department spokeswoman told The Post.

    ...

    nypost.com/2016/03/31/stripper-performs-at-8-year-olds-birthday-party/
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    Party On, Dudes!
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Jason P said:

    Stripper performs at 8-year-old’s birthday party

    This kid’s birthday bash looked more like a bachelor party.

    Grainy YouTube video shows a stripper shaking her booty for a boy celebrating his eighth birthday.

    One youngster is seen smacking the dancer’s backside, and another makes it rain dollar bills, during the age-inappropriate bash in Tampa, Fla.

    Tampa cops received calls about the video last week, but cops didn’t act because nothing in the footage conclusively shows when and where the X-rated party happened, a department spokeswoman told The Post.

    ...

    nypost.com/2016/03/31/stripper-performs-at-8-year-olds-birthday-party/

    Oh,your just jealous J.Thats how we roll in Fl.
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    I've been in south Florida for a few months now and like it here for some of the reasons you don't like Florida, and it's beautiful here, California can kiss my ass along with that freak "moonbeam" Jerry Brown. I try my best to avoid wal-mart in any state.

    Godfather.
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Godfather. said:

    I've been in south Florida for a few months now and like it here for some of the reasons you don't like Florida, and it's beautiful here, California can kiss my ass along with that freak "moonbeam" Jerry Brown. I try my best to avoid wal-mart in any state.

    Godfather.

    Have you moved? I know you were talking about doing so.
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  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    Godfather. said:

    I've been in south Florida for a few months now and like it here for some of the reasons you don't like Florida, and it's beautiful here, California can kiss my ass along with that freak "moonbeam" Jerry Brown. I try my best to avoid wal-mart in any state.

    Godfather.

    Have you moved? I know you were talking about doing so.
    yes sir, and so far digging it here.

    Godfather.

  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    AHHAHAHAHHA this friend of mine in Ca. told me I could be the redneck I've always wanted to be in Florida.

    Godfather.
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,236
    Ok how did I ever miss this thread. Florida is doing just fine.....I've lived in Boston, NYC, DC Metro area, VA and SC.....I'm having the best time living here in Palm Beach County. Some folks joke thst Florida is the penis of this country, if that's so where's the vagina?

    I've certainly had my share of weirdness....a panther crossing the driveway, gators of all sizes in our lake, a python crossing our community street and lots of wild pigs till they were removed to a wildlife refuge out in Loxahatchee. Love nature, the sea and there's plenty of it to see here as I now try to learn how to sail. Big city life is long gone for me, give me the bugs, lizards, Falcons etc but they can keep the snakes.

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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,574
    Ah no comment
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    Godfather. said:

    I've been in south Florida for a few months now and like it here for some of the reasons you don't like Florida, and it's beautiful here, California can kiss my ass along with that freak "moonbeam" Jerry Brown. I try my best to avoid wal-mart in any state.

    Godfather.

    The governor is not so moonbeamish these days, GF. He's supported fracking. I liked the moonbeam version better.

    And I'm sorry, but I won't kiss your ass but thanks for the offer anyway! :lol:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Smellyman
    Smellyman Asia Posts: 4,528
    edited April 2016
    Germany or Florida?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wugmipPvTFE
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    It should be noted that Florida is more than just people. It also is the home for a host of wonderful and exotic plants and wild creatures. Kiss this baby on the mouth!

    image
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    GF,
    G under P lives locally also.Of course he's not as cool as us because he dosent live in the north end.
    Glad your settling in.Told ya this place was great.
  • Free
    Free Posts: 3,562
    brianlux said:

    It should be noted that Florida is more than just people. It also is the home for a host of wonderful and exotic plants and wild creatures. Kiss this baby on the mouth!

    image

    WTF is that?
  • dudeman
    dudeman Posts: 3,159
    It's a Trump Sloth. The asshole for the mouth is a dead giveaway.
    If hope can grow from dirt like me, it can be done. - EV
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    Free said:

    brianlux said:

    It should be noted that Florida is more than just people. It also is the home for a host of wonderful and exotic plants and wild creatures. Kiss this baby on the mouth!

    image

    WTF is that?
    It's a cute little Star-nosed mole. It's a bit of a stretch to call this a Florida resident as it's southern most range is the northern edge of Florida. It's a fascinating creature. It can smell under water!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • muskydan
    muskydan Posts: 1,013
    g under p said:

    Ok how did I ever miss this thread. Florida is doing just fine.....I've lived in Boston, NYC, DC Metro area, VA and SC.....I'm having the best time living here in Palm Beach County. Some folks joke thst Florida is the penis of this country, if that's so where's the vagina?

    I've certainly had my share of weirdness....a panther crossing the driveway, gators of all sizes in our lake, a python crossing our community street and lots of wild pigs till they were removed to a wildlife refuge out in Loxahatchee. Love nature, the sea and there's plenty of it to see here as I now try to learn how to sail. Big city life is long gone for me, give me the bugs, lizards, Falcons etc but they can keep the snakes.

    Peace

    You are a lucky man…
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    g under p said:

    Ok how did I ever miss this thread. Florida is doing just fine.....I've lived in Boston, NYC, DC Metro area, VA and SC.....I'm having the best time living here in Palm Beach County. Some folks joke thst Florida is the penis of this country, if that's so where's the vagina?

    I've certainly had my share of weirdness....a panther crossing the driveway, gators of all sizes in our lake, a python crossing our community street and lots of wild pigs till they were removed to a wildlife refuge out in Loxahatchee. Love nature, the sea and there's plenty of it to see here as I now try to learn how to sail. Big city life is long gone for me, give me the bugs, lizards, Falcons etc but they can keep the snakes.

    Peace

    You tell em.G

  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    but i think maybe sorta they're speaking of the weird fucking ppl running amok & not the gators & snakes. then again maybe kinda sorta im wrong... probably not
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  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    brianlux said:

    Godfather. said:

    I've been in south Florida for a few months now and like it here for some of the reasons you don't like Florida, and it's beautiful here, California can kiss my ass along with that freak "moonbeam" Jerry Brown. I try my best to avoid wal-mart in any state.

    Godfather.

    The governor is not so moonbeamish these days, GF. He's supported fracking. I liked the moonbeam version better.

    And I'm sorry, but I won't kiss your ass but thanks for the offer anyway! :lol:

    HAHHAHA !!! sorry B.
    I had no idea he supported fracking.....maybe they made him a money offer that he couldn't refuse ?

    Godfather.

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