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I like that one lol.dignin said:0 -
Some final thoughts before voting (by local columnist Jack Knox):
Seventy-seven days down, one to go and you have finally decided whom you want to be prime minister.
Only one problem: Jose Bautista isn’t Canadian.
Back to the drawing board.
Here are a few points, a list of pros and cons for each party, that might help you make up your mind before trundling to the polls on Monday:
Three reasons to vote Conservative
1) After nine years of Stephen Harper’s leadership, Canadians know exactly what to expect.
2) The budget is balanced. The Canucks are playing well. What more do you want?
3) If the Conservative candidates were allowed to speak in public, you’d be super-impressed by them.
Three reasons not to vote Conservative
1) After nine years of Stephen Harper’s leadership, Canadians know exactly what to expect.
2) The Ford brothers endorsed Harper. What, the party couldn’t get the guy who shot Cecil the lion?
3) The exploitation of Muslim women in a fear-based election campaign, the manipulation of election law, the muzzling of scientists, the shoddy treatment of veterans, the stifling of dissent, the hounding of environmental charities, the gutting of environmental safeguards, the Orwellian communication control, the Duffy affair, the $160 billion in new debt, the lip service to climate change — all this can be excused.
But some sins are unforgivable: Harper is a Toronto Maple Leafs fan.
Three reasons to vote Liberal
1) They are Canada’s “natural governing party,” most in sync with the nation’s values.
2) Trudeau’s $10-billion deficit would still be less than the average $13-billion annual deficit run up by Harper.
3) Trudeau once punched out Sen. Patrick Brazeau. Bring on Putin.
Three reasons not to vote Liberal
1) The party leader only has a first name, which he shares with Bieber.
2) With his youthful complexion, it’s hard to take Justin seriously. He’s just not ruddy.
3) Justin is pretty sure he remembers where he stashed his weed in 24 Sussex Drive.
Three reasons to vote New Democrat
1) The NDP is Canada’s social conscience, the party of Tommy Douglas and Jack Layton.
2) After 148 years of scandals involving the ruling Conservatives (Pacific Scandal, Munsinger Affair, Robocalls, Duffy) and Liberals (Fuddle Duddle, APEC, Shawinigate, Sponsorship Scandal) it’s time to give someone else a chance to betray the public’s trust.
3) Don Cherry’s head might explode.
Three reasons not to vote New Democrat
1) He’s Thomas Mulcair, not Tommy Douglas.
2) If you think they’re insufferably self-righteous in opposition, just wait until they feel validated and empowered.
3) The polls say the New Democrats started in first place and ended in third. They have run the worst campaign since the Germans at Stalingrad.
Three reasons to vote Green
1) If the other parties went to that much trouble to keep Elizabeth May out of the leaders’ debates, she must be worth hearing.
2) Hugely popular from coast to coast* (*west coast of Saanich Peninsula to east coast of Salt Spring Island).
3) Little likelihood of a caucus revolt.
Three reasons not to vote Green
1) The difference between being in government and being in opposition is the difference between being the GM of the Canucks and being the guy in the bar who says what they should do with the Sedins.
2) Not enough MPs to enter team in parliamentary softball league, forced to buddy up with Bloc Québécois, Libertarians, yogic flyers.
3) The Blue Jays are playing Monday, might as well stay home and watch.
No, no, no, get off the couch and go down to your polling place. Remember, if you don’t vote, you can’t complain.
Feel free to do an emphatic Bautista-style pencil flip after marking your ballot.my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf0 -
^^^ That is literally as good a breakdown of the whole thing as any other I've seen throughout the campaign, lol.Post edited by PJ_Soul onWith all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata0
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"Natural governing body"
Preposterous0 -
I will never vote Liberal, and one of the main reasons is because Southern Ontario always does.
We out west have pretty much had it with the "centre of the universe" BS for about 75 years.0 -
I don't see that phrase in the article I posted. It does say "natural governing party", so maybe autocorrect did you in? In any case, surely you've heard that phrase before? It's been in common usage since at least the 1980s, and probably dates back to the 1960s.1ThoughtKnown said:"Natural governing body"
Preposterous
And it is meant to be a humorous article, so good thing at least your emoji is laughing.my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf0 -
I have to cut my shift of tearing down signs to post here on the eve of election?
Preposterous.
I can't wait to watch CBC coverage of the election and the West Coast flailing when they hear the East Coast results before their polls open.0 -
The country isn't quite that big. You must be thinking fondly back to the old USSR, comrade.PJfanwillneverleave1 said:I have to cut my shift of tearing down signs to post here on the eve of election?
Preposterous.
I can't wait to watch CBC coverage of the election and the West Coast flailing when they hear the East Coast results before their polls open.my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf0 -
"Natural governing party".
Funny you speak of the USSR, they probably considered the Communists the "natural governing party". (A governing Party and a governing body would essentially be th same thing no?)
Oh yeah, it was a humourous article alright.
Nothing made me laugh more than that though. They meet the ideals of the majority of,Canadians, eh. I suppose that is true if your credit card and Line of Credit are maxed out and you are constantly going to the bank to borrow more money because you have a good credit rating and continually make the minimum monthly payment.
If you live like that, (and I think you better think twice before you go to Walmart and buy shit you don't need) then Justin Trudeau is your man. Happy voting!0 -
:hPJfanwillneverleave1 said:I have to cut my shift of tearing down signs to post here on the eve of election?
Preposterous.
I can't wait to watch CBC coverage of the election and the West Coast flailing when they hear the East Coast results before their polls open.PJfanwillneverleave1 said:I have to cut my shift of tearing down signs to post here on the eve of election?
Preposterous.
I can't wait to watch CBC coverage of the election and the West Coast flailing when they hear the East Coast results before their polls open.Anything you lose from being honest
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.0 -
Et voila, a link for you, just to show that Jack Knox and I didn't make up that phrase.1ThoughtKnown said:"Natural governing party".
Funny you speak of the USSR, they probably considered the Communists the "natural governing party". (A governing Party and a governing body would essentially be th same thing no?)
Oh yeah, it was a humourous article alright.
Nothing made me laugh more than that though. They meet the ideals of the majority of,Canadians, eh. I suppose that is true if your credit card and Line of Credit are maxed out and you are constantly going to the bank to borrow more money because you have a good credit rating and continually make the minimum monthly payment.
If you live like that, (and I think you better think twice before you go to Walmart and buy shit you don't need) then Justin Trudeau is your man. Happy voting!
http://clioscurrent.com/blog/2013/11/11/digital-research-and-canadas-natural-governing-partymy small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf0 -
I beat to my own drummer, I'll call it as I see it0
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I'm sure you can see that article if you really try.1ThoughtKnown said:I beat to my own drummer, I'll call it as I see it
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A Jays victory is all that matters tonight.0
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The history of "Canada's Natural Governing Party" does not interest me in the slightest. It's,socialist propaganda.0
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That John Oliver piece was good,and funny. Too bad there are a million idiots out there who will forget it's a joke and Oliver is a comedian0
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If you've been watching John Oliver and you think his show is a joke....you haven't been paying attention.1ThoughtKnown said:That John Oliver piece was good,and funny. Too bad there are a million idiots out there who will forget it's a joke and Oliver is a comedian
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He makes it funny, but he often makes VERY good points that probably shouldn't be blown off the way you just did (that said, I have never seen that Justin falling down the stairs trick, and that made me really laugh!1ThoughtKnown said:That John Oliver piece was good,and funny. Too bad there are a million idiots out there who will forget it's a joke and Oliver is a comedian
). He is actually pretty informative. I actually have never heard of Section 331 of the Canada elections act, have you? What a dumb fucking law, lol.
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You don't think he is a comedian and the show is a joke? Of course there are some interesting things he brings up, but even he has said in interviews that it's a comedy show, not the news.dignin said:
If you've been watching John Oliver and you think his show is a joke....you haven't been paying attention.1ThoughtKnown said:That John Oliver piece was good,and funny. Too bad there are a million idiots out there who will forget it's a joke and Oliver is a comedian
What's amazing to me is you would take anything a bunch of comedy writers throw on television and NOT think its a joke
One in a million dignin.0
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