Degenerates Unite!! Must be on the list to enter and 18!

SD48277 said:

Empty Glass said:

I just ate about 6 pounds of pasta. Empty is full.

Are you in training for some upcoming eating competition? That's a lot of pasta.

Amongst the Ani said:

SD48277 said:

Empty Glass said:

I just ate about 6 pounds of pasta. Empty is full.

Are you in training for some upcoming eating competition? That's a lot of pasta.

He is in training for the 1000 man bang. He needs his carbs to satisfy all those men.

Empty Glass said:

I just ate about 6 pounds of pasta. Empty is full.

Hobbes said:

I think we are not giving the second half of that post enough attention.

Empty is full.

For this, I shall give you a...

You are right, Hobbes. I couldn't get past the 6 lbs. of pasta. Empty is full. It's like a zen koan.

Amongst the Ani said:

Empty will be a different kind of full later. 1000 dude full.

Empty Glass said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Empty will be a different kind of full later. 1000 dude full.

Isn't your name basically Amongst the Ass?

Amongst the Ani said:

Since Rob loves hearing about the gym, I am switching to the rich people gym. I want a locker room with mahogany lockers, expensive tile floors and granite counter tops with it actually smelling nice inside it. One with a cafe, spa, vitamin shop and all the amenities. One where if I am forced to look at an old dude walking around the locker room without a towel at least I know he is rich and could give me a better job than the one I have. One where the female employees will be hot, not pregnant. One where the rich dudes mistresses work out. One where people will come wipe down the machine after me and bring me water as I work out. And one of the best parts is that the wife said she will not go to this place with me as she would feel uncomfortable.

This is my dream. It is a simple dream. I deserve to have this dream come true. I do deserve it damnit. I take care of my kids. I provide and try to be a good role model. I am a good husband. I have never stuck anything other than my wife starting the day we met. I am loyal and loving. Is this too big a dream to ask for. No it is not. I am going to sign up today. In fact I am going to leave work early so I can do it and take in the first workout.

northerndragon said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Since Rob loves hearing about the gym, I am switching to the rich people gym. I want a locker room with mahogany lockers, expensive tile floors and granite counter tops with it actually smelling nice inside it. One with a cafe, spa, vitamin shop and all the amenities. One where if I am forced to look at an old dude walking around the locker room without a towel at least I know he is rich and could give me a better job than the one I have. One where the female employees will be hot, not pregnant. One where the rich dudes mistresses work out. One where people will come wipe down the machine after me and bring me water as I work out. And one of the best parts is that the wife said she will not go to this place with me as she would feel uncomfortable.

This is my dream. It is a simple dream. I deserve to have this dream come true. I do deserve it damnit. I take care of my kids. I provide and try to be a good role model. I am a good husband. I have never stuck anything other than my wife starting the day we met. I am loyal and loving. Is this too big a dream to ask for. No it is not. I am going to sign up today. In fact I am going to leave work early so I can do it and take in the first workout.

Dear Sir/Madam/Ani,
This healthy living lifestyle you have going on isn't very degenerate like. We may have received complaints that you are not representing the degenerate lifestyle in a manner befitting a degenerate. Due to this we will have to review your membership. We will be in contact with shortly with regards to our findings in this matter.

Sincerely,
The Degenerate Council

Empty Glass said:

I look forward to the Ani thread "I just got a new job making 35% more". I'll know the new gym worked out for him and he satisfied his new boss near the mahogany lockers

JWPearl said:

Amongst the Ani said:

northerndragon said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Since Rob loves hearing about the gym, I am switching to the rich people gym. I want a locker room with mahogany lockers, expensive tile floors and granite counter tops with it actually smelling nice inside it. One with a cafe, spa, vitamin shop and all the amenities. One where if I am forced to look at an old dude walking around the locker room without a towel at least I know he is rich and could give me a better job than the one I have. One where the female employees will be hot, not pregnant. One where the rich dudes mistresses work out. One where people will come wipe down the machine after me and bring me water as I work out. And one of the best parts is that the wife said she will not go to this place with me as she would feel uncomfortable.

This is my dream. It is a simple dream. I deserve to have this dream come true. I do deserve it damnit. I take care of my kids. I provide and try to be a good role model. I am a good husband. I have never stuck anything other than my wife starting the day we met. I am loyal and loving. Is this too big a dream to ask for. No it is not. I am going to sign up today. In fact I am going to leave work early so I can do it and take in the first workout.

Dear Sir/Madam/Ani,
This healthy living lifestyle you have going on isn't very degenerate like. We may have received complaints that you are not representing the degenerate lifestyle in a manner befitting a degenerate. Due to this we will have to review your membership. We will be in contact with shortly with regards to our findings in this matter.

Sincerely,
The Degenerate Council

While this may seem elitist my reasons are actually quite degenerate. While my gym does have quite a few lovely ladies to appreciate between sets for the most part it is middle aged housewives. I have one of those at home. If you already drive a toyota why would you go to a toyota dealership to look at cars if you are not in the market to buy one. If you just want to look at cars you go the Porsche dealership and look at the ones you can't afford. I want to see the cars/women I can't afford and treat them like a piece of meat with my eyes. Does that not qualify as degenerate at all. The bigger I get the more my wife likes to rub on my arms and chest as well. That puts her hands where a simple push down south and maybe some fun begins.

Empty Glass said:

I look forward to the Ani thread "I just got a new job making 35% more". I'll know the new gym worked out for him and he satisfied his new boss near the mahogany lockers

That would take a 100% increase in wages before I would even think about it.

not all women are the same
maybe figure out what your lady likes
to keep down stairs happy
i for one dont care how big one is
what wins me is sweet attention
genuine attention that goes to lengths
to give it..can never have enough love
and can never give too much
but like i said its better you figure your lady
out and if she does likes bigger than your
on the right course but if your going with
majority of opinions and fad
well you lose because its not what
your lady specifically likes
and what she thinks should be your priority
if you want to win down stairs or anything