"A cheerleader with a boner...."

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  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    :lol:
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I love this place!! Only here can we go from .. Your tattoo looks like a cheerleader with a boner to, after the third kid, I started shooting blanks!!
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Last-12-Exit said:

    I've been shooting blanks since my wife said she was prego for third time!

    You did it wrong. I got my wife to get fixed rather than me. That way the joke of when she turns 40 I have to split her for two twenties works. The young wifes may wants kids after all.

    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Amongst the Ani said:

    Last-12-Exit said:

    I've been shooting blanks since my wife said she was prego for third time!

    You did it wrong. I got my wife to get fixed rather than me. That way the joke of when she turns 40 I have to split her for two twenties works. The young wifes may wants kids after all.

    Are you wired for 220?
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    I don't need a young wife if she wants kids. It still feels the same.
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Who Princess said:

    Amongst the Ani said:

    Last-12-Exit said:

    I've been shooting blanks since my wife said she was prego for third time!

    You did it wrong. I got my wife to get fixed rather than me. That way the joke of when she turns 40 I have to split her for two twenties works. The young wifes may wants kids after all.

    Are you wired for 220?
    No. I just like using that joke. just turned 40 and she does next year so after telling it for 20 years its almost played out. It makes her smile as she knows there is no way I could deal with a 20 year old right now plus we are kind of attached at the hip at this point. And so far as more kids I would rather be burned alive. 4 is more than enough in one lifetime.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    The "wired for 220" is a pretty old joke too. :wink:
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    Amongst the Ani said:

    Who Princess said:

    Amongst the Ani said:

    Last-12-Exit said:

    I've been shooting blanks since my wife said she was prego for third time!

    You did it wrong. I got my wife to get fixed rather than me. That way the joke of when she turns 40 I have to split her for two twenties works. The young wifes may wants kids after all.

    Are you wired for 220?
    No. I just like using that joke. just turned 40 and she does next year so after telling it for 20 years its almost played out. It makes her smile as she knows there is no way I could deal with a 20 year old right now plus we are kind of attached at the hip at this point. And so far as more kids I would rather be burned alive. 4 is more than enough in one lifetime.
    :rofl: burned alive! Yikes!
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    I couldn't imagine a 4th kid.
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Last-12-Exit said:

    I couldn't imagine a 4th kid.

    #4 was all my fault. I was supposed to get snipped after #3. I procrastinated and blessing number 4 came. Its the real reason why my wife took it out of my hands and got herself done.

    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    FoxyRedLa said:

    Amongst the Ani said:

    Who Princess said:

    Amongst the Ani said:

    Last-12-Exit said:

    I've been shooting blanks since my wife said she was prego for third time!

    You did it wrong. I got my wife to get fixed rather than me. That way the joke of when she turns 40 I have to split her for two twenties works. The young wifes may wants kids after all.

    Are you wired for 220?
    No. I just like using that joke. just turned 40 and she does next year so after telling it for 20 years its almost played out. It makes her smile as she knows there is no way I could deal with a 20 year old right now plus we are kind of attached at the hip at this point. And so far as more kids I would rather be burned alive. 4 is more than enough in one lifetime.
    :rofl: burned alive! Yikes!
    I could picture it now.

    Son - Daddy I want a little brother!

    Dad - Wouldn't it be more fun to dump this lighter fluid on me and light it?

    Son - Really!?!? Sweet!
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    FoxyRedLa said:

    Amongst the Ani said:

    Who Princess said:

    Amongst the Ani said:

    Last-12-Exit said:

    I've been shooting blanks since my wife said she was prego for third time!

    You did it wrong. I got my wife to get fixed rather than me. That way the joke of when she turns 40 I have to split her for two twenties works. The young wifes may wants kids after all.

    Are you wired for 220?
    No. I just like using that joke. just turned 40 and she does next year so after telling it for 20 years its almost played out. It makes her smile as she knows there is no way I could deal with a 20 year old right now plus we are kind of attached at the hip at this point. And so far as more kids I would rather be burned alive. 4 is more than enough in one lifetime.
    :rofl: burned alive! Yikes!
    I could picture it now.

    Son - Daddy I want a little brother!

    Dad - Wouldn't it be more fun to dump this lighter fluid on me and light it?

    Son - Really!?!? Sweet!
    :rofl:
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,273
    Amongst the Ani said:

    Last-12-Exit said:

    I couldn't imagine a 4th kid.

    #4 was all my fault. I was supposed to get snipped after #3. I procrastinated and blessing number 4 came. Its the real reason why my wife took it out of my hands and got herself done.

    only a pig puts it on his wife :lol:

    If I had known then what I know now...

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