"A cheerleader with a boner...."

WhatYouTaughtMe

FoxyRedLa said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Who Princess said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Last-12-Exit said:

I've been shooting blanks since my wife said she was prego for third time!

You did it wrong. I got my wife to get fixed rather than me. That way the joke of when she turns 40 I have to split her for two twenties works. The young wifes may wants kids after all.

Are you wired for 220?

No. I just like using that joke. just turned 40 and she does next year so after telling it for 20 years its almost played out. It makes her smile as she knows there is no way I could deal with a 20 year old right now plus we are kind of attached at the hip at this point. And so far as more kids I would rather be burned alive. 4 is more than enough in one lifetime.

burned alive! Yikes!

I could picture it now.

Son - Daddy I want a little brother!

Dad - Wouldn't it be more fun to dump this lighter fluid on me and light it?

Son - Really!?!? Sweet!

Last-12-Exit

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

FoxyRedLa said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Who Princess said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Last-12-Exit said:

I've been shooting blanks since my wife said she was prego for third time!

You did it wrong. I got my wife to get fixed rather than me. That way the joke of when she turns 40 I have to split her for two twenties works. The young wifes may wants kids after all.

Are you wired for 220?

No. I just like using that joke. just turned 40 and she does next year so after telling it for 20 years its almost played out. It makes her smile as she knows there is no way I could deal with a 20 year old right now plus we are kind of attached at the hip at this point. And so far as more kids I would rather be burned alive. 4 is more than enough in one lifetime.

burned alive! Yikes!

I could picture it now.

Son - Daddy I want a little brother!

Dad - Wouldn't it be more fun to dump this lighter fluid on me and light it?

Son - Really!?!? Sweet!

Wobbie

Amongst the Ani said:

Last-12-Exit said:

I couldn't imagine a 4th kid.

#4 was all my fault. I was supposed to get snipped after #3. I procrastinated and blessing number 4 came. Its the real reason why my wife took it out of my hands and got herself done.

only a pig puts it on his wife