The Bowel Movement Bandit

WhatYouTaughtMe
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Seriously? WTF? I'm at a loss for words. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/akron-ohio-police-seek-man-who-defecated-cars-19-times-n322246
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  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    everybody poops. Some like to go at home, others on cars.
    I've met Rob

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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Serial pooper and "pants to ankles" made me chuckle. Glad I don't live in that neighborhood; I have enough poop to deal with with the deer, turkeys, and bear that wander through my yard.

    "The photo shows this guy bent over on the hood, pants to ankles defecating on the car," Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards told the station. "We need to know who this person is."
    ELITIST FUK
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,599
    it would be funny if during the police lineup the perp was #2.
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,599
    that is some seriously weird stuff. how does one not get caught? a glowing white ass must have been seen by SOMEONE while in the act?
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,599
    Akron, OH? Bring in the Black Keys for questioning!
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  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    This seriously might be my favorite criminal nickname of all time.
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    What is wrong with people? awesome nickname, but serious fighting actions. You crap on my car or my kids toys, I will make you eat it.
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  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited March 2015
    HughFreakingDillon said:

    that is some seriously weird stuff. how does one not get caught? a glowing white ass must have been seen by SOMEONE while in the act?

    I don't know man. If I was walking around at 5 in the morning and came across a very unstable individual dropping a deuce on anything, I don't know that I would stick around.
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,320
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,599
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    HughFreakingDillon said:

    that is some seriously weird stuff. how does one not get caught? a glowing white ass must have been seen by SOMEONE while in the act?

    I don't know man. If I was walking around at 5 in the morning and came across a very unstable individual dropping a deuce on anything, I don't know that I would stick around.
    no, but you might call the cops!

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  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    HughFreakingDillon said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    HughFreakingDillon said:

    that is some seriously weird stuff. how does one not get caught? a glowing white ass must have been seen by SOMEONE while in the act?

    I don't know man. If I was walking around at 5 in the morning and came across a very unstable individual dropping a deuce on anything, I don't know that I would stick around.
    no, but you might call the cops!

    Maybe. I read in one of the articles the guy who got the picture didn't want to be named. He is worried about retaliation. Hahaha!
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    The fuck has to be going on in someone's head to drop trou (and then some).

    Someone send this guy to Canada, specifically, Taber!
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,599
    hedonist said:

    The fuck has to be going on in someone's head to drop trou (and then some).

    Someone send this guy to Canada, specifically, Taber!

    :rofl:

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  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    hedonist said:

    The fuck has to be going on in someone's head to drop trou (and then some).

    Someone send this guy to Canada, specifically, Taber!

    Hey Hey you keep your weird "bandits" on your side of the border.....we have enough of our own, thank you very much.
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Just sayin' ... :whistle:
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    I live in Northeast Ohio and know a bit too much about this case. Here's a local news article:
    http://www.ohio.com/news/dyer/bob-dyer-mr-poop-remains-at-large-1.574664

    And for those who read the bit, Kenmore is a section of Akron.
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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    deadendp said:

    I live in Northeast Ohio and know a bit too much about this case. Here's a local news article:
    http://www.ohio.com/news/dyer/bob-dyer-mr-poop-remains-at-large-1.574664

    And for those who read the bit, Kenmore is a section of Akron.

    Mr. Poop. :rofl:
    ELITIST FUK
  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    SD48277 said:

    deadendp said:

    I live in Northeast Ohio and know a bit too much about this case. Here's a local news article:
    http://www.ohio.com/news/dyer/bob-dyer-mr-poop-remains-at-large-1.574664

    And for those who read the bit, Kenmore is a section of Akron.

    Mr. Poop. :rofl:
    How long does this guy have to continue uncaught before the BMB becomes a household name?
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    It already has around here. You'd think that with such a clear shot, people would know who he is. I rather liked Mr. Poop, though. =)
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  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    deadendp said:

    It already has around here. You'd think that with such a clear shot, people would know who he is. I rather liked Mr. Poop, though. =)

    Is Mr. Poop that cousin nobody talks about in the Mr. Plow family?
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