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WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
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Seriously? WTF? I'm at a loss for words. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/akron-ohio-police-seek-man-who-defecated-cars-19-times-n322246
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    everybody poops. Some like to go at home, others on cars.
    I've met Rob

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  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Serial pooper and "pants to ankles" made me chuckle. Glad I don't live in that neighborhood; I have enough poop to deal with with the deer, turkeys, and bear that wander through my yard.

    "The photo shows this guy bent over on the hood, pants to ankles defecating on the car," Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards told the station. "We need to know who this person is."
    ELITIST FUK
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,302
    it would be funny if during the police lineup the perp was #2.
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,302
    that is some seriously weird stuff. how does one not get caught? a glowing white ass must have been seen by SOMEONE while in the act?
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,302
    Akron, OH? Bring in the Black Keys for questioning!
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  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    This seriously might be my favorite criminal nickname of all time.
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    What is wrong with people? awesome nickname, but serious fighting actions. You crap on my car or my kids toys, I will make you eat it.
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  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited March 2015
    HughFreakingDillon said:

    that is some seriously weird stuff. how does one not get caught? a glowing white ass must have been seen by SOMEONE while in the act?

    I don't know man. If I was walking around at 5 in the morning and came across a very unstable individual dropping a deuce on anything, I don't know that I would stick around.
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,145
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,302
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    HughFreakingDillon said:

    that is some seriously weird stuff. how does one not get caught? a glowing white ass must have been seen by SOMEONE while in the act?

    I don't know man. If I was walking around at 5 in the morning and came across a very unstable individual dropping a deuce on anything, I don't know that I would stick around.
    no, but you might call the cops!

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  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    HughFreakingDillon said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    HughFreakingDillon said:

    that is some seriously weird stuff. how does one not get caught? a glowing white ass must have been seen by SOMEONE while in the act?

    I don't know man. If I was walking around at 5 in the morning and came across a very unstable individual dropping a deuce on anything, I don't know that I would stick around.
    no, but you might call the cops!

    Maybe. I read in one of the articles the guy who got the picture didn't want to be named. He is worried about retaliation. Hahaha!
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    The fuck has to be going on in someone's head to drop trou (and then some).

    Someone send this guy to Canada, specifically, Taber!
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,302
    hedonist said:

    The fuck has to be going on in someone's head to drop trou (and then some).

    Someone send this guy to Canada, specifically, Taber!

    :rofl:

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  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    hedonist said:

    The fuck has to be going on in someone's head to drop trou (and then some).

    Someone send this guy to Canada, specifically, Taber!

    Hey Hey you keep your weird "bandits" on your side of the border.....we have enough of our own, thank you very much.
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Just sayin' ... :whistle:
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    I live in Northeast Ohio and know a bit too much about this case. Here's a local news article:
    http://www.ohio.com/news/dyer/bob-dyer-mr-poop-remains-at-large-1.574664

    And for those who read the bit, Kenmore is a section of Akron.
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  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    deadendp said:

    I live in Northeast Ohio and know a bit too much about this case. Here's a local news article:
    http://www.ohio.com/news/dyer/bob-dyer-mr-poop-remains-at-large-1.574664

    And for those who read the bit, Kenmore is a section of Akron.

    Mr. Poop. :rofl:
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  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    SD48277 said:

    deadendp said:

    I live in Northeast Ohio and know a bit too much about this case. Here's a local news article:
    http://www.ohio.com/news/dyer/bob-dyer-mr-poop-remains-at-large-1.574664

    And for those who read the bit, Kenmore is a section of Akron.

    Mr. Poop. :rofl:
    How long does this guy have to continue uncaught before the BMB becomes a household name?
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    It already has around here. You'd think that with such a clear shot, people would know who he is. I rather liked Mr. Poop, though. =)
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  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    deadendp said:

    It already has around here. You'd think that with such a clear shot, people would know who he is. I rather liked Mr. Poop, though. =)

    Is Mr. Poop that cousin nobody talks about in the Mr. Plow family?
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    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    This Phantom Pooper needs to be caught!
    Come on Pooper Patrol show us what you got.
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    This Phantom Pooper needs to be caught!
    Come on Pooper Patrol show us what you got.

    All they have is a steaming pile. :rofl:
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  • PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    deadendp said:

    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    This Phantom Pooper needs to be caught!
    Come on Pooper Patrol show us what you got.

    All they have is a steaming pile. :rofl:
    Nice image
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Okay, here's a better one:
    http://www.ohio.com/news/local/bob-dyer-an-international-parade-of-poop-1.574865
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    northerndragon said:

    deadendp said:

    It already has around here. You'd think that with such a clear shot, people would know who he is. I rather liked Mr. Poop, though. =)

    Is Mr. Poop that cousin nobody talks about in the Mr. Plow family?
    I love it! One of my favorite ads ever.

    (though I would suggest Senor Poop...has a better ring to it)
  • UnthoughtNameUnthoughtName Posts: 192
    When I read the thread title I instantly thought Pearl Jam played a secret show at SXSW under an alias like The Piss Bottle Men or something...
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  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    deadendp said:

    Okay, here's a better one:
    http://www.ohio.com/news/local/bob-dyer-an-international-parade-of-poop-1.574865

    The Poopetrator. :rofl:These names are hi-LAR-ious.
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  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    SD48277 said:

    deadendp said:

    Okay, here's a better one:
    http://www.ohio.com/news/local/bob-dyer-an-international-parade-of-poop-1.574865

    The Poopetrator. :rofl:These names are hi-LAR-ious.
    That was my favorite, too. =)
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    if he has ever been arrested, don't they take dna samples these days & log the dna into a data base? if i am a vveirdo & or criminal i vvould seriously be concerned vvith modern methods of busting one's silly ass
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,302
    chadwick said:

    if he has ever been arrested, don't they take dna samples these days & log the dna into a data base? if i am a vveirdo & or criminal i vvould seriously be concerned vvith modern methods of busting one's silly ass

    you said "log". :rofl:

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