Degenerates Unite!! Must be on the list to enter and 18!

imalive said:

Halifax2TheMax said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

lolobugg said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

Hobbes said:

So, no Dudes in the Nude calender? Ah, man! I was practicing my poses. The Captain Morgan. The Mr. Clean. I had finally settled on The Burt Reynolds.

picture this....halifaxxx in his ratty bathrobe.....maybe "tastefully revealing" below the tie.

photo will be shot in the litter box, of course.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

might sell more than his albums though

What ever happened to the monogrammed bathrobes imalive was going to produce? Now that would raise some serious $$ for the Wishlist Foundation.

glad you asked....I am still working on those but, I gotta tell ya, halifax is not the easiest guy to work with. He's kind of a diva....not quite a babs streisand "don't look at me" diva, but difficult nonetheless.

I thought it would be a good idea to offer multiple colors but halifaxxxx insists on nothing but red sox/patriots blue like he wears...I was thinking a baby puke green would also be good, but he's not budging off blue.

next, finding the correct shitty, nappy material has been a challenge. anybody ever stay at the moore hotel in seattle? their towels would be the perfect material....worn out to the point of transparency yet still sandpaper rough. I can't get halifaxxx to commit on material either.

finally.....pricing. Seeing as how these will be OFFI-cal shitty bathrobes, they're not gonna be cheap...and they're also gonna be "limited" so that people can start their flipper threads, bitch about flipper threads and blow up lost dogs....we've seen it with the backpacks....throw on a PJ patch and a H2TM monogram over the right breast (can I say "breast"?) and...WHAM!...instant collectible. That being said, we gotta price them like a 10C gas station jacket or lumberjack coat....we're thinking 100 bucks but just imagine the flip value. shipping will be $20 per robe....sorry, no combined shipping....international rates, you don't even want to know. and of course, "distressing" the robes is gonna make them pricey...plus, we gotta go amurican made and those damn unions are playing hardball....we'd be a lot better off having them made in bangladesh but halifaxxx doesn't want to piss off the fanbase (or throw away the opportunity to tour with ted nugent someday).

one more finally....halifaxx is playing hardball with his "cut"....I think wishlist should get the bigger cut but that's not how our tortured artiste sees it.....he says he's got bills to pay (god knows the $$$ isn't going to his back up singers)....stay tuned, we're still ironing out the kinks and also thinking of maybe a "bundle" with a CD of his greatest ripoffs. If I knew how to put up a poll, we could get your input, but I don't so I can't.

Sacrilegious sacrilege! I do not disrespect my teams' colors by reveling in their color(s) of my natty, stinking crappy bathrobe! My bathrobe is a dark green, better to show the shaving cream and toothpaste stains and has a 10C patch on the left breast, stuck on with a safety pin because, despite knowing how to sew, I'm too lazy to do it.

I guess I was confusing you with this guy:

imalive said:

RKCNDY said:

imalive said:

Halifax2TheMax said:

imalive said:

Halifax2TheMax said:

While some of you degenerates and elitists claim to be able to sew, tie a tie and/or write or sign your name in cursive, I wonder if you're capable of comprehending the written word. Jeesh, is it really that hard? No wonder I'm burned out on touring!

what the hell are you trying to say? that I missed the one and only? what'd you do....tweet the announcement?

Well, if you had followed me on Twister, instaounce, Pinterrorist and liked me on Facefriendspace, as well as signed up for the alert updates, you might have been in the know. But oh no, being the elitist that you are, you just thought you'd saschay up to the front of the line or use your smart phone to access Ticketbastard and get a secondary market ticket at 6 times face value. Maybe you should have joined my cult club instead and been in the know? Typical elitist! You might write a letter to my manager and ask if there will be, oh I don't know, a reunion tour or multiple farewell tours, like the stones, who, etc. you claim to be a fan but are you?

wow....just, wow

It's ok Rob...I'm on faceplacespace, and I didn't get any stinking announcement. I know who hali's pets are...he named them all, no worries, I can be a loner degenerate....after all, I'm not the 'average 45 year old, dual kid, used goods PJ girl'.

I am me, I am mine...I'm off to kick turtles now.

I think he took offense to your beady eye comment....the one I agreed with....he's a beady eyed elitist!

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

Halifax2TheMax said:

SD48277 said:

oftenreading said:

SD48277 said:

Wow. Someone was busy last night. I'm not gonna lie: I'm a bit hurt that you would push me off the rail.

That's showbiz, baby; it's a turtle-eat-turtle world out there.

I guess you need a hard shell to hang with this crowd.

Ahem. You need a hard, hard shell. And I don't need a heat lamp, I'm already hot!

even tho you shit on me....here....throw this one into your repertoire, no royalties needed:

don't need a heat lamp, got a hard, hard shell
don't need a lawn chair, i'm already squished
don't need a bandage, there's too much...blood...
after a while, seems to roll right off...hmm...
mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
...mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping...
don't need a lecture, there's always strings attached
oh, don't get behind, i can't fall back
why must we crush up against the rail?
they don't want no change we already have
mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
...they're whipping, ah...they're whipping...
don't mean to push, but i'm being shoved!
ohh, i'm just like you, think we've had enough
i can't believe a thing they want us to...oh...
oh, we all got scars, they should have 'em too...
oh, mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
...they're whipping, ah...they're whipping...
mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
...they're whipping...yeah...they're whipping...

Excellent job, Rob. Any chance I can get a handwritten copy of the lyrics? I want to laminate it and hang it up on my wall.

I could probably do that.....but not in cursive.

imalive said:

remember eyedclaar?

bee dee ayhd would be a good user name for someone stuck with letters and numbers