Degenerates Unite!! Must be on the list to enter and 18!

Halifax2TheMax

lolobugg said:

Halifax2TheMax said:

lolobugg said:

Halifax2TheMax said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

lolobugg said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

Hobbes said:

So, no Dudes in the Nude calender? Ah, man! I was practicing my poses. The Captain Morgan. The Mr. Clean. I had finally settled on The Burt Reynolds.

picture this....halifaxxx in his ratty bathrobe.....maybe "tastefully revealing" below the tie.

photo will be shot in the litter box, of course.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

might sell more than his albums though

What ever happened to the monogrammed bathrobes imalive was going to produce? Now that would raise some serious $$ for the Wishlist Foundation.

glad you asked....I am still working on those but, I gotta tell ya, halifax is not the easiest guy to work with. He's kind of a diva....not quite a babs streisand "don't look at me" diva, but difficult nonetheless.

I thought it would be a good idea to offer multiple colors but halifaxxxx insists on nothing but red sox/patriots blue like he wears...I was thinking a baby puke green would also be good, but he's not budging off blue.

next, finding the correct shitty, nappy material has been a challenge. anybody ever stay at the moore hotel in seattle? their towels would be the perfect material....worn out to the point of transparency yet still sandpaper rough. I can't get halifaxxx to commit on material either.

finally.....pricing. Seeing as how these will be OFFI-cal shitty bathrobes, they're not gonna be cheap...and they're also gonna be "limited" so that people can start their flipper threads, bitch about flipper threads and blow up lost dogs....we've seen it with the backpacks....throw on a PJ patch and a H2TM monogram over the right breast (can I say "breast"?) and...WHAM!...instant collectible. That being said, we gotta price them like a 10C gas station jacket or lumberjack coat....we're thinking 100 bucks but just imagine the flip value. shipping will be $20 per robe....sorry, no combined shipping....international rates, you don't even want to know. and of course, "distressing" the robes is gonna make them pricey...plus, we gotta go amurican made and those damn unions are playing hardball....we'd be a lot better off having them made in bangladesh but halifaxxx doesn't want to piss off the fanbase (or throw away the opportunity to tour with ted nugent someday).

one more finally....halifaxx is playing hardball with his "cut"....I think wishlist should get the bigger cut but that's not how our tortured artiste sees it.....he says he's got bills to pay (god knows the $$$ isn't going to his back up singers)....stay tuned, we're still ironing out the kinks and also thinking of maybe a "bundle" with a CD of his greatest ripoffs. If I knew how to put up a poll, we could get your input, but I don't so I can't.

Sacrilegious sacrilege! I do not disrespect my teams' colors by reveling in their color(s) of my natty, stinking crappy bathrobe! My bathrobe is a dark green, better to show the shaving cream and toothpaste stains and has a 10C patch on the left breast, stuck on with a safety pin because, despite knowing how to sew, I'm too lazy to do it. Touring takes a lot out of you, as well as shooting calendar shoots, you know. It also comes with two breeding mice in the breast pocket for an added sensory experience. They get a little freaked by my cat box sojourns but so far have coped quite well. So each robe shipped should include a couple of mice and enough food for them to reach their intended destination. Otherwise, its not limited edition Halifaxxx Authentic. I personally like the idea of kindergarteners sewing them together, supply the mice and getting the patches. It'll teach them an invaluable skill as well as supply chain management. Transferable skills for their futures. No more than minimum wage, after a three step production quota process, all meals to be deducted from their pay and time docked for bathroom breaks. Production quotas not met result in mandatory Saturdays of a minimum 12 hours to catch up.

I see the degenerates are back and that is a good sign. Degenerate-A-Palooza is approaching and I have an idea for early entry, rail assignments, maybe even a meet & greet, backstage passes, hospitality tent, stage seating, swag bag kind of give away. Still working out the details with my legal team though.

Now excuse me while I go and develop some film.

I will take two ferrets with mine, beastmaster.

Oooo, ferrets! That's a nice alternative. Especially since I heard or read or maybe experienced, that they can be trained to use a cat box. Very creative of you! Ferrets in their own monogrammed Hallifaxxx Authentic bathrobes. With tattoos!

thanks, I have a two year old that I can teach to sew....
just need some residuals from the sales.

Residuals? We're working on margin here! Degenerates always with their hands out, taking things. Sheesh.

SD48277

Halifax2TheMax said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

lolobugg said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

Hobbes said:

So, no Dudes in the Nude calender? Ah, man! I was practicing my poses. The Captain Morgan. The Mr. Clean. I had finally settled on The Burt Reynolds.

picture this....halifaxxx in his ratty bathrobe.....maybe "tastefully revealing" below the tie.

photo will be shot in the litter box, of course.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

might sell more than his albums though

What ever happened to the monogrammed bathrobes imalive was going to produce? Now that would raise some serious $$ for the Wishlist Foundation.

glad you asked....I am still working on those but, I gotta tell ya, halifax is not the easiest guy to work with. He's kind of a diva....not quite a babs streisand "don't look at me" diva, but difficult nonetheless.

I thought it would be a good idea to offer multiple colors but halifaxxxx insists on nothing but red sox/patriots blue like he wears...I was thinking a baby puke green would also be good, but he's not budging off blue.

next, finding the correct shitty, nappy material has been a challenge. anybody ever stay at the moore hotel in seattle? their towels would be the perfect material....worn out to the point of transparency yet still sandpaper rough. I can't get halifaxxx to commit on material either.

finally.....pricing. Seeing as how these will be OFFI-cal shitty bathrobes, they're not gonna be cheap...and they're also gonna be "limited" so that people can start their flipper threads, bitch about flipper threads and blow up lost dogs....we've seen it with the backpacks....throw on a PJ patch and a H2TM monogram over the right breast (can I say "breast"?) and...WHAM!...instant collectible. That being said, we gotta price them like a 10C gas station jacket or lumberjack coat....we're thinking 100 bucks but just imagine the flip value. shipping will be $20 per robe....sorry, no combined shipping....international rates, you don't even want to know. and of course, "distressing" the robes is gonna make them pricey...plus, we gotta go amurican made and those damn unions are playing hardball....we'd be a lot better off having them made in bangladesh but halifaxxx doesn't want to piss off the fanbase (or throw away the opportunity to tour with ted nugent someday).

one more finally....halifaxx is playing hardball with his "cut"....I think wishlist should get the bigger cut but that's not how our tortured artiste sees it.....he says he's got bills to pay (god knows the $$$ isn't going to his back up singers)....stay tuned, we're still ironing out the kinks and also thinking of maybe a "bundle" with a CD of his greatest ripoffs. If I knew how to put up a poll, we could get your input, but I don't so I can't.

Sacrilegious sacrilege! I do not disrespect my teams' colors by reveling in their color(s) of my natty, stinking crappy bathrobe! My bathrobe is a dark green, better to show the shaving cream and toothpaste stains and has a 10C patch on the left breast, stuck on with a safety pin because, despite knowing how to sew, I'm too lazy to do it. Touring takes a lot out of you, as well as shooting calendar shoots, you know. It also comes with two breeding mice in the breast pocket for an added sensory experience. They get a little freaked by my cat box sojourns but so far have coped quite well. So each robe shipped should include a couple of mice and enough food for them to reach their intended destination. Otherwise, its not limited edition Halifaxxx Authentic. I personally like the idea of kindergarteners sewing them together, supply the mice and getting the patches. It'll teach them an invaluable skill as well as supply chain management. Transferable skills for their futures. No more than minimum wage, after a three step production quota process, all meals to be deducted from their pay and time docked for bathroom breaks. Production quotas not met result in mandatory Saturdays of a minimum 12 hours to catch up.

I see the degenerates are back and that is a good sign. Degenerate-A-Palooza is approaching and I have an idea for early entry, rail assignments, maybe even a meet & greet, backstage passes, hospitality tent, stage seating, swag bag kind of give away. Still working out the details with my legal team though.

Now excuse me while I go and develop some film.

What's this minimum wage bullshit? Kids work for juice boxes and animal crackers.

Halifax2TheMax

SD48277 said:

Halifax2TheMax said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

lolobugg said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

Hobbes said:

So, no Dudes in the Nude calender? Ah, man! I was practicing my poses. The Captain Morgan. The Mr. Clean. I had finally settled on The Burt Reynolds.

picture this....halifaxxx in his ratty bathrobe.....maybe "tastefully revealing" below the tie.

photo will be shot in the litter box, of course.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

might sell more than his albums though

What ever happened to the monogrammed bathrobes imalive was going to produce? Now that would raise some serious $$ for the Wishlist Foundation.

glad you asked....I am still working on those but, I gotta tell ya, halifax is not the easiest guy to work with. He's kind of a diva....not quite a babs streisand "don't look at me" diva, but difficult nonetheless.

I thought it would be a good idea to offer multiple colors but halifaxxxx insists on nothing but red sox/patriots blue like he wears...I was thinking a baby puke green would also be good, but he's not budging off blue.

next, finding the correct shitty, nappy material has been a challenge. anybody ever stay at the moore hotel in seattle? their towels would be the perfect material....worn out to the point of transparency yet still sandpaper rough. I can't get halifaxxx to commit on material either.

finally.....pricing. Seeing as how these will be OFFI-cal shitty bathrobes, they're not gonna be cheap...and they're also gonna be "limited" so that people can start their flipper threads, bitch about flipper threads and blow up lost dogs....we've seen it with the backpacks....throw on a PJ patch and a H2TM monogram over the right breast (can I say "breast"?) and...WHAM!...instant collectible. That being said, we gotta price them like a 10C gas station jacket or lumberjack coat....we're thinking 100 bucks but just imagine the flip value. shipping will be $20 per robe....sorry, no combined shipping....international rates, you don't even want to know. and of course, "distressing" the robes is gonna make them pricey...plus, we gotta go amurican made and those damn unions are playing hardball....we'd be a lot better off having them made in bangladesh but halifaxxx doesn't want to piss off the fanbase (or throw away the opportunity to tour with ted nugent someday).

one more finally....halifaxx is playing hardball with his "cut"....I think wishlist should get the bigger cut but that's not how our tortured artiste sees it.....he says he's got bills to pay (god knows the $$$ isn't going to his back up singers)....stay tuned, we're still ironing out the kinks and also thinking of maybe a "bundle" with a CD of his greatest ripoffs. If I knew how to put up a poll, we could get your input, but I don't so I can't.

Sacrilegious sacrilege! I do not disrespect my teams' colors by reveling in their color(s) of my natty, stinking crappy bathrobe! My bathrobe is a dark green, better to show the shaving cream and toothpaste stains and has a 10C patch on the left breast, stuck on with a safety pin because, despite knowing how to sew, I'm too lazy to do it. Touring takes a lot out of you, as well as shooting calendar shoots, you know. It also comes with two breeding mice in the breast pocket for an added sensory experience. They get a little freaked by my cat box sojourns but so far have coped quite well. So each robe shipped should include a couple of mice and enough food for them to reach their intended destination. Otherwise, its not limited edition Halifaxxx Authentic. I personally like the idea of kindergarteners sewing them together, supply the mice and getting the patches. It'll teach them an invaluable skill as well as supply chain management. Transferable skills for their futures. No more than minimum wage, after a three step production quota process, all meals to be deducted from their pay and time docked for bathroom breaks. Production quotas not met result in mandatory Saturdays of a minimum 12 hours to catch up.

I see the degenerates are back and that is a good sign. Degenerate-A-Palooza is approaching and I have an idea for early entry, rail assignments, maybe even a meet & greet, backstage passes, hospitality tent, stage seating, swag bag kind of give away. Still working out the details with my legal team though.

Now excuse me while I go and develop some film.

What's this minimum wage bullshit? Kids work for juice boxes and animal crackers.

Wow, very degenerate of you as well. Congrats! You made the list. I like this. Degenerates abound. Its my Degeneration! But is it a fan base or a cult?

SD48277

Halifax2TheMax said:

Degenerates abound. Its my Degeneration! But is it a fan base or a cult?

Are the two necessarily exclusive?

Halifax2TheMax

I don't know. Fan base sounds "hippie dippie" while "cult" sounds dark, sinister even. Might depend on my mood of which one I prefer but WWADD?

Last-12-Exit

RKCNDY said:

Last-12-Exit said:

Hobbes said:

Forget cursive, handwriting in general is becoming obsolete. And spelling! It's a digital age.....

And who writes checks anymore? A couple years ago, I had my girlfriend's daughter (then 25) fill out a check for me. She just stood there, holding the pen, with this blank stare. She had never written a check.

This is what kind of degenerate I am. My signature is what it is today because I spent most of my high school career practicing my dad's sig for fake notes to get out of class.

If there's one thing, everyone should at least be able to sew a button back on to their own shirt.

Ramble on.....

I'm 36. I've never been able to sew or tie a tie. I've tried several times to learn both, but my brain won't retain the information.

I don't think cursive needs to be taught anymore. Hell, you can sign your name by clicking submit. It's an obsolete art. You fan still practice good hand writing and grammer without cursive.

I hope you never have to buy a house...you have to sign AND print your name....like a bazillion times.

I didn't say I didn't know how to write cursive. And I do have a mortgage. It sucks.

SD48277

Halifax2TheMax said:

I don't know. Fan base sounds "hippie dippie" while "cult" sounds dark, sinister even. Might depend on my mood of which one I prefer but WWADD?

fan cult?

RKCNDY

Halifax2TheMax said:

Yes, tattooed ferrets, with their own Halifaxxx Authentic bathrobes. Mini me if you will.

mini me huh? Since I've never met you, I picture you as a furry little guy with beady eyes...

Empty Glass

Last-12-Exit said:

RKCNDY said:

Last-12-Exit said:

Hobbes said:

Forget cursive, handwriting in general is becoming obsolete. And spelling! It's a digital age.....

And who writes checks anymore? A couple years ago, I had my girlfriend's daughter (then 25) fill out a check for me. She just stood there, holding the pen, with this blank stare. She had never written a check.

This is what kind of degenerate I am. My signature is what it is today because I spent most of my high school career practicing my dad's sig for fake notes to get out of class.

If there's one thing, everyone should at least be able to sew a button back on to their own shirt.

Ramble on.....

I'm 36. I've never been able to sew or tie a tie. I've tried several times to learn both, but my brain won't retain the information.

I don't think cursive needs to be taught anymore. Hell, you can sign your name by clicking submit. It's an obsolete art. You fan still practice good hand writing and grammer without cursive.

I hope you never have to buy a house...you have to sign AND print your name....like a bazillion times.

I didn't say I didn't know how to write cursive. And I do have a mortgage. It sucks.

The mortgage or having to sign your name?

Halifax2TheMax

RKCNDY said:

Halifax2TheMax said:

Yes, tattooed ferrets, with their own Halifaxxx Authentic bathrobes. Mini me if you will.

mini me huh? Since I've never met you, I picture you as a furry little guy with beady eyes...

Perhaps. But "mini me" referenced the person ordering the robe, not literally mini me, as in Halifaxxx. Mini you maybe? English syntax and proper usage was never my strong suit. I did learn how to write cursive though but I haven't in like 30 years. Block print for me and three distinct squiggles for a signature that change with each signing. Gotta keep the forgers and scammers guessing. Also, it adds collectors value as you have to try to collect all the variant signatures to have a true collection. Marketing genius I am.

lolobugg

Halifax2TheMax said:

RKCNDY said:

Halifax2TheMax said:

Yes, tattooed ferrets, with their own Halifaxxx Authentic bathrobes. Mini me if you will.

mini me huh? Since I've never met you, I picture you as a furry little guy with beady eyes...

Perhaps. But "mini me" referenced the person ordering the robe, not literally mini me, as in Halifaxxx. Mini you maybe? English syntax and proper usage was never my strong suit. I did learn how to write cursive though but I haven't in like 30 years. Block print for me and three distinct squiggles for a signature that change with each signing. Gotta keep the forgers and scammers guessing. Also, it adds collectors value as you have to try to collect all the variant signatures to have a true collection. Marketing genius I am.

shit yeah,
we are gonna have to get a professional in here to certify your sig

RKCNDY

Halifax2TheMax said:

Perhaps. But "mini me" referenced the person ordering the robe, not literally mini me, as in Halifaxxx. Mini you maybe? English syntax and proper usage was never my strong suit. I did learn how to write cursive though but I haven't in like 30 years. Block print for me and three distinct squiggles for a signature that change with each signing. Gotta keep the forgers and scammers guessing. Also, it adds collectors value as you have to try to collect all the variant signatures to have a true collection. Marketing genius I am.

again, if said robes will only come in the red sox colors or that of a cheating football team, I will have no part in ordering any of them.

Mini Me ferret? Furry I am not, beady eyes...maybe.

Halifax2TheMax

RKCNDY said:

Halifax2TheMax said:

Perhaps. But "mini me" referenced the person ordering the robe, not literally mini me, as in Halifaxxx. Mini you maybe? English syntax and proper usage was never my strong suit. I did learn how to write cursive though but I haven't in like 30 years. Block print for me and three distinct squiggles for a signature that change with each signing. Gotta keep the forgers and scammers guessing. Also, it adds collectors value as you have to try to collect all the variant signatures to have a true collection. Marketing genius I am.

again, if said robes will only come in the red sox colors or that of a cheating football team, I will have no part in ordering any of them.

Mini Me ferret? Furry I am not, beady eyes...maybe.

Quit yer shaving then! Beady eyes? Can't help ya.

Halifax2TheMax

Welcome to Degenerate-A-Palooza! The A-list has been let in, GA followed and the way back reserved after. Nice to see! Okay, so here we are at Eric's Bar, in the basement's back, back room. Out here on or off Route 9. Rail is looking safe, nice! Okay so before we get going, you know, its been awhile. We've had Snowapocolypse I, II, III and IV, working toward V. And we've had some jailings, releasings and bannings. We've had threads closed, without explanation, others for well, okay, it wasn't nice but you know, free speech? And it isn't free, right? It costs. So anyway, we've had other shit happen, like Selma, Ferguson, and 1963. ISIS. Anyone remember ISIS? Well, my point being, if I have a point, too much smoldering kitty litter you know, might be this, that sometimes, just sometimes, seriousness, rules, admonishment, free speech, the like, should take a step back, and remember where we come from, where we've been and where we're going, cuz sometimes, the journey and who you take it with, is way more than any thing else going on, anywhere, no matter how deprived.

So, with no further ado, we'll get started but, this is wind music so you have to be quiet. Then we'll play electric music and boogey. This first one is dedicated to imalive for his previous schniveling, like I said, its been awhile:

It's getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore
I am sorry
Sometimes it hurts so badly I must post out loud
I am lonely

I am yours, you are mine, you are what you are
An elitist
You make it hard

Remember what we've said and done and posted about each other
Oh, mods have mercy
Don't let the past remind us of what we are not now
De-gen-e-rates
I am not dreaming

I am yours, you are mine, you are what you are
An elitist
You make it hard

[Instrumental (Acoustic Guitar)]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Tearing yourself away from the forums now you are free
And I am posting
This does not mean I won't PM you I do that's forever
Yes and for always

I am yours, you are mine, you are what you are
An elitist
You make it hard

Something inside is telling me that I don’t got your secret
Are you still reading?
Fear is the lock and laughter the key to our threads
And I don’t understand you

I am yours, you are mine, you are what you are
You make it hard
And you make it hard
And you make it hard
And you make it hard

[Instrumental (Acoustic Guitar)]

Friday evening, after some PBRs
Sunday in the afternoon, with High Mountain Rye
What have I got to lose?

Tuesday morning
Please be gone I'm tired of your posts
What have I got to lose?

Can I tell it like it is? (Help me I'm sufferin')
Listen to me BB
It's my brain that's a sufferin' it's a dyin' (Help me I'm dyin' to post again)
And that's what I have to lose (To lose)

I've got an answer
I'm going to post and flame away
What have I got to lose?

Will you come read me
Thursdays and Saturdays?
What have I got to lose?

[Instrumental (Acoustic Guitar)]

Chestnut brown mods
Ruby throated readers
PM a complaint, don't be safe
Ban me to the marrow

[Instrumental (Acoustic Guitar)]

Voices of the degenerates
Ring around the thread
Asking me said she so not free
How can you catch the jail?

[Instrumental (Acoustic Guitar)]

Racy lilting lady, Northern Dragon
Losing a place in line lamenting
Change my life, make it right
Let me post my lady

[Instrumental (Acoustic Guitar)]

Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo

Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo

Que moderatorio me la traiga advertencia
La reina del Foro
Cielo sol no tiene la libertad
Y que triste que no puedo el mensaje oh va, oh va

Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo

Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo

Halifax2TheMax

I'll strike the keyboard, you send the PM in the way that you can today.
Staring at the screen for hours and hours while I read you
Write your posts all night long for me, only for me, BB let me be.

Come to us now and lock our thread for just forever, everything posted is lost.
Such a cozy chat room, the screens are illuminated by the
Draconianism shone through, fiery judgments for us, only for us.

Our thread is a very, very fine thread with two donkey pits on the forum, posting is so hard,
Now all the smileys are hard cause of you and our la, la, la:

Our thread is a very, very fine thread with two donkey pits on the forum, posting is so hard,
Now all the smileys are hard cause of you and our

I'll strike the keyboard, you send the PM to the mods sometime today.

Halifax2TheMax

Ah, look at all the lonely posters
Ah, look at all the lonely posters

ND picks up the shells on the street where a turtle had been
Lives in a dream
Waits in the line, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the rail
Who is it for?

All the lonely posters
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely posters
Where do they all belong?

Father Last Exit writing the words of a post that no one will read
No one dares come near
Look at him working, hitting his keys in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

All the lonely posters
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely posters
Where do they all belong?

Ah, look at all the lonely posters
Ah, look at all the lonely posters

The turtle died in the street and was buried along with his name
Nobody came
Father Last Exit wiping the smirk from his smile as he walks the last mile
No one was in line

All the lonely posters (Ah, look at all the lonely posters)
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely posters (Ah, look at all the lonely posters)
Where do they all belong?

Halifax2TheMax

We wanna post
with a degenerate girl
We could be happy
the rest of our life posting
With a degenerate girl.

A dreamer of forums as they used to be
We run on line in the night
You see us together,
chasing the thread,
Our degenerate girl.

Ten silver threads,
a mod with a bow
The drummer relaxes (yea Matt!)
and waits between posts
For his degenerate girl.

A dreamer of pictures
We run in the night
You see us together,
chasing the thread,
Our degenerate girl.

BB sent us money now
We’re gonna make it somehow
We need another chance
You see your degenerate loves to dance
Yeah...yeah...yeah.

Halifax2TheMax

This one goes out to all of our degenerates north of the border. ND, this one is for you!

A modern day poster
Mean, mean write
Today's forum poster
Mean, mean pride

Though his mind is not for rent
Don't put him down as arrogant
His reserve, a quiet defense
Riding out the day's events
The forum

What you say about his company
Is what you say about society
Catch the post, catch the myth
Catch the mystery, catch the degenerate

The forum is, the forum is
Love and life are deep
Maybe as his screen is wide

Today's forum poster
They get high on you
And the space they invade
They get by on you

No his mind is not for rent
To any mod or degenerate
Always hopeful, yet discontent
He knows jails aren't permanent
But bans are

What you say about his word play
Is what you say about society
Catch the elitist, catch the list
Catch the degenerate, catch the irateness

The forum is, the forum is
Love and life are deep
Maybe as his screen is wide

Exit the poster
Today's forum poster
He gets banned with you
And the words you trade
He gets right on to the friction of the thread

Halifax2TheMax

Picture yourself on a thread in a forum
With tangerine turtles and marmalade calendars
A degenerate writes to you, you reply quite slowly
An elitist with round brimming eyes

Cellophane wrappers from crumpets and cheese
Towering over your keyboard
Look for the turtle with the culprit in its eyes
And it's gone

Turtle in the sky with diamonds
Turtle in the sky with diamonds
Turtle in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaahhhhh...burp

Follow the VIPs down to a bridge by a tent
Where rocking horse peeps eat marshmellow cheese
No one smiles as you drift past the crime scene
That grows so incredibly bile

Newpaper charging stations appear in the tent
Waiting to make you post away
Hit send on the keyboard with your post in the clouds
And you're gone to Facebook

Turtle in the sky with diamonds
Turtle in the sky with diamonds
Turtle in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaahhhhh...pphhhhhhhhttttttttt

Picture yourself on a lawn chair in line
With plasticine merch with looking glass stickers
Suddenly someone is there at the rail
An elitist with round brimming eyes

Turtle in the sky with diamonds
Turtle in the sky with diamonds
Turtle in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaahhhhh...burp, belch, fart, ppphhhhhhhhtttttttttttttt
Turtle in the sky with diamonds
Turtle in the sky with diamonds
Turtle in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaahhhhh... burp, belch, fart, ppphhhhhhhhtttttttttttttt
Turtle in the sky with diamonds
Turtle in the sky with diamonds
Turtle in the sky with diamonds

Halifax2TheMax

Your lock is like a tidal wave, spinning over my hand
Drownin' me in your promises, better left unsaid
You're the right kind of poster to release my inner fantasy
The invincible writer and you know that you were born to be

You're a moderator, lock maker, post taker
Don't you mess around with me
You're a moderator, lock maker, post taker
Don't you mess around, no, no, no

Your lock has set my brain on fire, burnin' out of control
BB taught me the ways of posting, now it's takin' its toll
You're the right kind of poster to release my inner fantasy
The invincible writer and you know that you were born to be

You're a moderator, lock maker, post taker
Don't you mess around with me
You're a moderator, lock maker, post taker
Don't you mess around, no, no, no

You're the right kind of poster to release my inner fantasy
The invincible writer and you know that you were born to be

You're a moderator, lock maker, post taker
Don't you mess around with me
You're a moderator, lock maker, post taker
Don't you mess around with me

You're a moderator, lock maker, post taker
Don't you mess around with me
You're a moderator, lock maker, post taker
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