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  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    Halifax2TheMax said:

    While some of you degenerates and elitists claim to be able to sew, tie a tie and/or write or sign your name in cursive, I wonder if you're capable of comprehending the written word. Jeesh, is it really that hard? No wonder I'm burned out on touring!

    A crumpet may help you feel better.
    The whole dehydration thing of touring et al.
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,380
    Halifax2TheMax said:

    While some of you degenerates and elitists claim to be able to sew, tie a tie and/or write or sign your name in cursive, I wonder if you're capable of comprehending the written word. Jeesh, is it really that hard? No wonder I'm burned out on touring!

    what the hell are you trying to say? that I missed the one and only? what'd you do....tweet the announcement?

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,606
    imalive said:

    Halifax2TheMax said:

    While some of you degenerates and elitists claim to be able to sew, tie a tie and/or write or sign your name in cursive, I wonder if you're capable of comprehending the written word. Jeesh, is it really that hard? No wonder I'm burned out on touring!

    what the hell are you trying to say? that I missed the one and only? what'd you do....tweet the announcement?

    Well, if you had followed me on Twister, instaounce, Pinterrorist and liked me on Facefriendspace, as well as signed up for the alert updates, you might have been in the know. But oh no, being the elitist that you are, you just thought you'd saschay up to the front of the line or use your smart phone to access Ticketbastard and get a secondary market ticket at 6 times face value. Maybe you should have joined my cult club instead and been in the know? Typical elitist! You might write a letter to my manager and ask if there will be, oh I don't know, a reunion tour or multiple farewell tours, like the stones, who, etc. you claim to be a fan but are you?
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN; 05/04/2024 & 05/06/2024, Vancouver, BC; 05/10/2024, Portland, OR;

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  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,606
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    Halifax2TheMax said:

    While some of you degenerates and elitists claim to be able to sew, tie a tie and/or write or sign your name in cursive, I wonder if you're capable of comprehending the written word. Jeesh, is it really that hard? No wonder I'm burned out on touring!

    A crumpet may help you feel better.
    The whole dehydration thing of touring et al.
    Spoken like a truly reformed degenerate. But yes, I'm feeling a little peaked after the show. Sound advice.
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN; 05/04/2024 & 05/06/2024, Vancouver, BC; 05/10/2024, Portland, OR;

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  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,606
    SD48277 said:

    Wow. Someone was busy last night. I'm not gonna lie: I'm a bit hurt that you would push me off the rail.

    Take your wrath out on ND. Like murdering turtles, she pushed you off the rail.
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN; 05/04/2024 & 05/06/2024, Vancouver, BC; 05/10/2024, Portland, OR;

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  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,606
    SD48277 said:

    Wow. Someone was busy last night. I'm not gonna lie: I'm a bit hurt that you would push me off the rail.

    We're you in the moment, hearing the lyrics or were you taking and posting selfies on Facefriendspace?
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN; 05/04/2024 & 05/06/2024, Vancouver, BC; 05/10/2024, Portland, OR;

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  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,606
    SD48277 said:

    Halifaxxx! I would ask if your real name is Daniel Norris, but he reportedly lives in a 1978 Volkswagen Westfalia camper, while you claim the Blue Bird as your home. Is he part of your entourage?

    Entourage, cult or fan base. Take your pick. Isn't everyone?
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN; 05/04/2024 & 05/06/2024, Vancouver, BC; 05/10/2024, Portland, OR;

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  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,606
    SD48277 said:

    oftenreading said:

    SD48277 said:

    Wow. Someone was busy last night. I'm not gonna lie: I'm a bit hurt that you would push me off the rail.

    That's showbiz, baby; it's a turtle-eat-turtle world out there.
    I guess you need a hard shell to hang with this crowd.
    Ahem. You need a hard, hard shell. And I don't need a heat lamp, I'm already hot!
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN; 05/04/2024 & 05/06/2024, Vancouver, BC; 05/10/2024, Portland, OR;

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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,380
    Halifax2TheMax said:

    imalive said:

    Halifax2TheMax said:

    While some of you degenerates and elitists claim to be able to sew, tie a tie and/or write or sign your name in cursive, I wonder if you're capable of comprehending the written word. Jeesh, is it really that hard? No wonder I'm burned out on touring!

    what the hell are you trying to say? that I missed the one and only? what'd you do....tweet the announcement?

    Well, if you had followed me on Twister, instaounce, Pinterrorist and liked me on Facefriendspace, as well as signed up for the alert updates, you might have been in the know. But oh no, being the elitist that you are, you just thought you'd saschay up to the front of the line or use your smart phone to access Ticketbastard and get a secondary market ticket at 6 times face value. Maybe you should have joined my cult club instead and been in the know? Typical elitist! You might write a letter to my manager and ask if there will be, oh I don't know, a reunion tour or multiple farewell tours, like the stones, who, etc. you claim to be a fan but are you?
    wow....just, wow :bawling:

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,380
    Halifax2TheMax said:

    SD48277 said:

    oftenreading said:

    SD48277 said:

    Wow. Someone was busy last night. I'm not gonna lie: I'm a bit hurt that you would push me off the rail.

    That's showbiz, baby; it's a turtle-eat-turtle world out there.
    I guess you need a hard shell to hang with this crowd.
    Ahem. You need a hard, hard shell. And I don't need a heat lamp, I'm already hot!
    even tho you shit on me....here....throw this one into your repertoire, no royalties needed:

    don't need a heat lamp, got a hard, hard shell
    don't need a lawn chair, i'm already squished
    don't need a bandage, there's too much...blood...
    after a while, seems to roll right off...hmm...
    mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
    ...mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping...
    don't need a lecture, there's always strings attached
    oh, don't get behind, i can't fall back
    why must we crush up against the rail?
    they don't want no change we already have
    mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
    ...they're whipping, ah...they're whipping...
    don't mean to push, but i'm being shoved!
    ohh, i'm just like you, think we've had enough
    i can't believe a thing they want us to...oh...
    oh, we all got scars, they should have 'em too...
    oh, mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
    ...they're whipping, ah...they're whipping...
    mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
    ...they're whipping...yeah...they're whipping...

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Halifax2TheMax said:

    SD48277 said:

    Wow. Someone was busy last night. I'm not gonna lie: I'm a bit hurt that you would push me off the rail.

    Take your wrath out on ND. Like murdering turtles, she pushed you off the rail.
    Hey, Hey now that is just slanderous lies, I didn't touch the turtle or push anyone.....although I may have bumped a few people trying to get my bra off to throw it up on stage......
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    drinkin'
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,380
    northerndragon said:

    Halifax2TheMax said:

    SD48277 said:

    Wow. Someone was busy last night. I'm not gonna lie: I'm a bit hurt that you would push me off the rail.

    Take your wrath out on ND. Like murdering turtles, she pushed you off the rail.
    Hey, Hey now that is just slanderous lies, I didn't touch the turtle or push anyone.....although I may have bumped a few people trying to get my bra off to throw it up on stage......
    you may be getting slandered unjustly.....but I didn't even get a heads up about the gig!!!! :rage:

    there I was, drinking PBR and eating chicken fingers at the piper down. It's gonna take awhile to get over missing this show. fuck.

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,606
    imalive said:

    Halifax2TheMax said:

    SD48277 said:

    oftenreading said:

    SD48277 said:

    Wow. Someone was busy last night. I'm not gonna lie: I'm a bit hurt that you would push me off the rail.

    That's showbiz, baby; it's a turtle-eat-turtle world out there.
    I guess you need a hard shell to hang with this crowd.
    Ahem. You need a hard, hard shell. And I don't need a heat lamp, I'm already hot!
    even tho you shit on me....here....throw this one into your repertoire, no royalties needed:

    don't need a heat lamp, got a hard, hard shell
    don't need a lawn chair, i'm already squished
    don't need a bandage, there's too much...blood...
    after a while, seems to roll right off...hmm...
    mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
    ...mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping...
    don't need a lecture, there's always strings attached
    oh, don't get behind, i can't fall back
    why must we crush up against the rail?
    they don't want no change we already have
    mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
    ...they're whipping, ah...they're whipping...
    don't mean to push, but i'm being shoved!
    ohh, i'm just like you, think we've had enough
    i can't believe a thing they want us to...oh...
    oh, we all got scars, they should have 'em too...
    oh, mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
    ...they're whipping, ah...they're whipping...
    mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
    ...they're whipping...yeah...they're whipping...

    Interesting. You have the same exact lyrics for a song I was going to play but the words and sheet music were locked in my safe in my trusty Blue Bird, or so I thought. So like the San Fran cronut caper, I know why you weren't at the show. Damn. Fame has it's prices and doesn't anyone respect intellectual genius anymore? So you know, my legal team was working out the residuals for the original artists hence why we left it in the safe. Shows are going to hell in a hand basket, my friends.
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  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,606
    northerndragon said:

    Halifax2TheMax said:

    SD48277 said:

    Wow. Someone was busy last night. I'm not gonna lie: I'm a bit hurt that you would push me off the rail.

    Take your wrath out on ND. Like murdering turtles, she pushed you off the rail.
    Hey, Hey now that is just slanderous lies, I didn't touch the turtle or push anyone.....although I may have bumped a few people trying to get my bra off to throw it up on stage......
    It didn't fit, so you know. But I appreciate the extra lounge wear.
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  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,606
    Empty Glass said:

    drinkin'

    Me too! And with no pressure to perform, to bring it, make it happen, keep everyone satisfied, work, work, work! Just me, my drink of choice, the litter box and my nappy, crappy, stinky bathrobe. And the occasional Whiney elitist, checking in with their dumb phone.
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  • RKCNDY
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    imalive said:

    Halifax2TheMax said:

    imalive said:

    Halifax2TheMax said:

    While some of you degenerates and elitists claim to be able to sew, tie a tie and/or write or sign your name in cursive, I wonder if you're capable of comprehending the written word. Jeesh, is it really that hard? No wonder I'm burned out on touring!

    what the hell are you trying to say? that I missed the one and only? what'd you do....tweet the announcement?

    Well, if you had followed me on Twister, instaounce, Pinterrorist and liked me on Facefriendspace, as well as signed up for the alert updates, you might have been in the know. But oh no, being the elitist that you are, you just thought you'd saschay up to the front of the line or use your smart phone to access Ticketbastard and get a secondary market ticket at 6 times face value. Maybe you should have joined my cult club instead and been in the know? Typical elitist! You might write a letter to my manager and ask if there will be, oh I don't know, a reunion tour or multiple farewell tours, like the stones, who, etc. you claim to be a fan but are you?
    wow....just, wow :bawling:

    It's ok Rob...I'm on faceplacespace, and I didn't get any stinking announcement. I know who hali's pets are...he named them all, no worries, I can be a loner degenerate....after all, I'm not the 'average 45 year old, dual kid, used goods PJ girl'.

    I am me, I am mine...I'm off to kick turtles now.
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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Halifax2TheMax said:

    SD48277 said:

    Wow. Someone was busy last night. I'm not gonna lie: I'm a bit hurt that you would push me off the rail.

    Take your wrath out on ND. Like murdering turtles, she pushed you off the rail.
    Wow...way to throw ND under the bus. I know it wasn't her...it had to have been some other rail hugger.
    Halifax2TheMax said:

    SD48277 said:

    Wow. Someone was busy last night. I'm not gonna lie: I'm a bit hurt that you would push me off the rail.

    We're you in the moment, hearing the lyrics or were you taking and posting selfies on Facefriendspace?
    I don't have any of those accounts, so I can safely say I was "in the moment."
    ELITIST FUK
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    imalive said:

    Halifax2TheMax said:

    SD48277 said:

    oftenreading said:

    SD48277 said:

    Wow. Someone was busy last night. I'm not gonna lie: I'm a bit hurt that you would push me off the rail.

    That's showbiz, baby; it's a turtle-eat-turtle world out there.
    I guess you need a hard shell to hang with this crowd.
    Ahem. You need a hard, hard shell. And I don't need a heat lamp, I'm already hot!
    even tho you shit on me....here....throw this one into your repertoire, no royalties needed:

    don't need a heat lamp, got a hard, hard shell
    don't need a lawn chair, i'm already squished
    don't need a bandage, there's too much...blood...
    after a while, seems to roll right off...hmm...
    mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
    ...mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping...
    don't need a lecture, there's always strings attached
    oh, don't get behind, i can't fall back
    why must we crush up against the rail?
    they don't want no change we already have
    mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
    ...they're whipping, ah...they're whipping...
    don't mean to push, but i'm being shoved!
    ohh, i'm just like you, think we've had enough
    i can't believe a thing they want us to...oh...
    oh, we all got scars, they should have 'em too...
    oh, mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
    ...they're whipping, ah...they're whipping...
    mods are whipping, ah...they're whipping, ah...
    ...they're whipping...yeah...they're whipping...

    Excellent job, Rob. Any chance I can get a handwritten copy of the lyrics? I want to laminate it and hang it up on my wall.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,380
    Halifax2TheMax said:

    imalive said:

    SD48277 said:

    lolobugg said:

    SD48277 said:

    imalive said:

    Hobbes said:

    So, no Dudes in the Nude calender? Ah, man! I was practicing my poses. The Captain Morgan. The Mr. Clean. I had finally settled on The Burt Reynolds.

    picture this....halifaxxx in his ratty bathrobe.....maybe "tastefully revealing" below the tie. :tired_face:

    photo will be shot in the litter box, of course.

    I just threw up a little in my mouth.
    :lol:
    might sell more than his albums though
    :lol:What ever happened to the monogrammed bathrobes imalive was going to produce? Now that would raise some serious $$ for the Wishlist Foundation.
    glad you asked....I am still working on those but, I gotta tell ya, halifax is not the easiest guy to work with. He's kind of a diva....not quite a babs streisand "don't look at me" diva, but difficult nonetheless.

    I thought it would be a good idea to offer multiple colors but halifaxxxx insists on nothing but red sox/patriots blue like he wears...I was thinking a baby puke green would also be good, but he's not budging off blue.

    next, finding the correct shitty, nappy material has been a challenge. anybody ever stay at the moore hotel in seattle? their towels would be the perfect material....worn out to the point of transparency yet still sandpaper rough. I can't get halifaxxx to commit on material either.

    finally.....pricing. Seeing as how these will be OFFI-cal shitty bathrobes, they're not gonna be cheap...and they're also gonna be "limited" so that people can start their flipper threads, bitch about flipper threads and blow up lost dogs....we've seen it with the backpacks....throw on a PJ patch and a H2TM monogram over the right breast (can I say "breast"?) and...WHAM!...instant collectible. That being said, we gotta price them like a 10C gas station jacket or lumberjack coat....we're thinking 100 bucks but just imagine the flip value. shipping will be $20 per robe....sorry, no combined shipping....international rates, you don't even want to know. and of course, "distressing" the robes is gonna make them pricey...plus, we gotta go amurican :murica: made and those damn unions are playing hardball....we'd be a lot better off having them made in bangladesh but halifaxxx doesn't want to piss off the fanbase (or throw away the opportunity to tour with ted nugent someday).

    one more finally....halifaxx is playing hardball with his "cut"....I think wishlist should get the bigger cut but that's not how our tortured artiste sees it.....he says he's got bills to pay (god knows the $$$ isn't going to his back up singers)....stay tuned, we're still ironing out the kinks and also thinking of maybe a "bundle" with a CD of his greatest ripoffs. If I knew how to put up a poll, we could get your input, but I don't so I can't.

    Sacrilegious sacrilege! I do not disrespect my teams' colors by reveling in their color(s) of my natty, stinking crappy bathrobe! My bathrobe is a dark green, better to show the shaving cream and toothpaste stains and has a 10C patch on the left breast, stuck on with a safety pin because, despite knowing how to sew, I'm too lazy to do it.
    I guess I was confusing you with this guy:

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