Degenerates Unite!! Must be on the list to enter and 18!

lolobugg said:

Halifax2TheMax said:

lolobugg said:

Halifax2TheMax said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

lolobugg said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

Hobbes said:

So, no Dudes in the Nude calender? Ah, man! I was practicing my poses. The Captain Morgan. The Mr. Clean. I had finally settled on The Burt Reynolds.

picture this....halifaxxx in his ratty bathrobe.....maybe "tastefully revealing" below the tie.

photo will be shot in the litter box, of course.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

might sell more than his albums though

What ever happened to the monogrammed bathrobes imalive was going to produce? Now that would raise some serious $$ for the Wishlist Foundation.

glad you asked....I am still working on those but, I gotta tell ya, halifax is not the easiest guy to work with. He's kind of a diva....not quite a babs streisand "don't look at me" diva, but difficult nonetheless.

I thought it would be a good idea to offer multiple colors but halifaxxxx insists on nothing but red sox/patriots blue like he wears...I was thinking a baby puke green would also be good, but he's not budging off blue.

next, finding the correct shitty, nappy material has been a challenge. anybody ever stay at the moore hotel in seattle? their towels would be the perfect material....worn out to the point of transparency yet still sandpaper rough. I can't get halifaxxx to commit on material either.

finally.....pricing. Seeing as how these will be OFFI-cal shitty bathrobes, they're not gonna be cheap...and they're also gonna be "limited" so that people can start their flipper threads, bitch about flipper threads and blow up lost dogs....we've seen it with the backpacks....throw on a PJ patch and a H2TM monogram over the right breast (can I say "breast"?) and...WHAM!...instant collectible. That being said, we gotta price them like a 10C gas station jacket or lumberjack coat....we're thinking 100 bucks but just imagine the flip value. shipping will be $20 per robe....sorry, no combined shipping....international rates, you don't even want to know. and of course, "distressing" the robes is gonna make them pricey...plus, we gotta go amurican made and those damn unions are playing hardball....we'd be a lot better off having them made in bangladesh but halifaxxx doesn't want to piss off the fanbase (or throw away the opportunity to tour with ted nugent someday).

one more finally....halifaxx is playing hardball with his "cut"....I think wishlist should get the bigger cut but that's not how our tortured artiste sees it.....he says he's got bills to pay (god knows the $$$ isn't going to his back up singers)....stay tuned, we're still ironing out the kinks and also thinking of maybe a "bundle" with a CD of his greatest ripoffs. If I knew how to put up a poll, we could get your input, but I don't so I can't.

Sacrilegious sacrilege! I do not disrespect my teams' colors by reveling in their color(s) of my natty, stinking crappy bathrobe! My bathrobe is a dark green, better to show the shaving cream and toothpaste stains and has a 10C patch on the left breast, stuck on with a safety pin because, despite knowing how to sew, I'm too lazy to do it. Touring takes a lot out of you, as well as shooting calendar shoots, you know. It also comes with two breeding mice in the breast pocket for an added sensory experience. They get a little freaked by my cat box sojourns but so far have coped quite well. So each robe shipped should include a couple of mice and enough food for them to reach their intended destination. Otherwise, its not limited edition Halifaxxx Authentic. I personally like the idea of kindergarteners sewing them together, supply the mice and getting the patches. It'll teach them an invaluable skill as well as supply chain management. Transferable skills for their futures. No more than minimum wage, after a three step production quota process, all meals to be deducted from their pay and time docked for bathroom breaks. Production quotas not met result in mandatory Saturdays of a minimum 12 hours to catch up.

I see the degenerates are back and that is a good sign. Degenerate-A-Palooza is approaching and I have an idea for early entry, rail assignments, maybe even a meet & greet, backstage passes, hospitality tent, stage seating, swag bag kind of give away. Still working out the details with my legal team though.

Now excuse me while I go and develop some film.

I will take two ferrets with mine, beastmaster.

Oooo, ferrets! That's a nice alternative. Especially since I heard or read or maybe experienced, that they can be trained to use a cat box. Very creative of you! Ferrets in their own monogrammed Hallifaxxx Authentic bathrobes. With tattoos!

thanks, I have a two year old that I can teach to sew....
just need some residuals from the sales.

SD48277 said:

Halifax2TheMax said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

lolobugg said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

Hobbes said:

So, no Dudes in the Nude calender? Ah, man! I was practicing my poses. The Captain Morgan. The Mr. Clean. I had finally settled on The Burt Reynolds.

picture this....halifaxxx in his ratty bathrobe.....maybe "tastefully revealing" below the tie.

photo will be shot in the litter box, of course.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

might sell more than his albums though

What ever happened to the monogrammed bathrobes imalive was going to produce? Now that would raise some serious $$ for the Wishlist Foundation.

glad you asked....I am still working on those but, I gotta tell ya, halifax is not the easiest guy to work with. He's kind of a diva....not quite a babs streisand "don't look at me" diva, but difficult nonetheless.

I thought it would be a good idea to offer multiple colors but halifaxxxx insists on nothing but red sox/patriots blue like he wears...I was thinking a baby puke green would also be good, but he's not budging off blue.

next, finding the correct shitty, nappy material has been a challenge. anybody ever stay at the moore hotel in seattle? their towels would be the perfect material....worn out to the point of transparency yet still sandpaper rough. I can't get halifaxxx to commit on material either.

finally.....pricing. Seeing as how these will be OFFI-cal shitty bathrobes, they're not gonna be cheap...and they're also gonna be "limited" so that people can start their flipper threads, bitch about flipper threads and blow up lost dogs....we've seen it with the backpacks....throw on a PJ patch and a H2TM monogram over the right breast (can I say "breast"?) and...WHAM!...instant collectible. That being said, we gotta price them like a 10C gas station jacket or lumberjack coat....we're thinking 100 bucks but just imagine the flip value. shipping will be $20 per robe....sorry, no combined shipping....international rates, you don't even want to know. and of course, "distressing" the robes is gonna make them pricey...plus, we gotta go amurican made and those damn unions are playing hardball....we'd be a lot better off having them made in bangladesh but halifaxxx doesn't want to piss off the fanbase (or throw away the opportunity to tour with ted nugent someday).

one more finally....halifaxx is playing hardball with his "cut"....I think wishlist should get the bigger cut but that's not how our tortured artiste sees it.....he says he's got bills to pay (god knows the $$$ isn't going to his back up singers)....stay tuned, we're still ironing out the kinks and also thinking of maybe a "bundle" with a CD of his greatest ripoffs. If I knew how to put up a poll, we could get your input, but I don't so I can't.

Sacrilegious sacrilege! I do not disrespect my teams' colors by reveling in their color(s) of my natty, stinking crappy bathrobe! My bathrobe is a dark green, better to show the shaving cream and toothpaste stains and has a 10C patch on the left breast, stuck on with a safety pin because, despite knowing how to sew, I'm too lazy to do it. Touring takes a lot out of you, as well as shooting calendar shoots, you know. It also comes with two breeding mice in the breast pocket for an added sensory experience. They get a little freaked by my cat box sojourns but so far have coped quite well. So each robe shipped should include a couple of mice and enough food for them to reach their intended destination. Otherwise, its not limited edition Halifaxxx Authentic. I personally like the idea of kindergarteners sewing them together, supply the mice and getting the patches. It'll teach them an invaluable skill as well as supply chain management. Transferable skills for their futures. No more than minimum wage, after a three step production quota process, all meals to be deducted from their pay and time docked for bathroom breaks. Production quotas not met result in mandatory Saturdays of a minimum 12 hours to catch up.

I see the degenerates are back and that is a good sign. Degenerate-A-Palooza is approaching and I have an idea for early entry, rail assignments, maybe even a meet & greet, backstage passes, hospitality tent, stage seating, swag bag kind of give away. Still working out the details with my legal team though.

Now excuse me while I go and develop some film.

What's this minimum wage bullshit? Kids work for juice boxes and animal crackers.

Halifax2TheMax said:

I don't know. Fan base sounds "hippie dippie" while "cult" sounds dark, sinister even. Might depend on my mood of which one I prefer but WWADD?

Last-12-Exit said:

RKCNDY said:

Last-12-Exit said:

Hobbes said:

Forget cursive, handwriting in general is becoming obsolete. And spelling! It's a digital age.....

And who writes checks anymore? A couple years ago, I had my girlfriend's daughter (then 25) fill out a check for me. She just stood there, holding the pen, with this blank stare. She had never written a check.

This is what kind of degenerate I am. My signature is what it is today because I spent most of my high school career practicing my dad's sig for fake notes to get out of class.

If there's one thing, everyone should at least be able to sew a button back on to their own shirt.

Ramble on.....

I'm 36. I've never been able to sew or tie a tie. I've tried several times to learn both, but my brain won't retain the information.

I don't think cursive needs to be taught anymore. Hell, you can sign your name by clicking submit. It's an obsolete art. You fan still practice good hand writing and grammer without cursive.

I hope you never have to buy a house...you have to sign AND print your name....like a bazillion times.

I didn't say I didn't know how to write cursive. And I do have a mortgage. It sucks.

Halifax2TheMax said:

RKCNDY said:

Halifax2TheMax said:

Yes, tattooed ferrets, with their own Halifaxxx Authentic bathrobes. Mini me if you will.

mini me huh? Since I've never met you, I picture you as a furry little guy with beady eyes...

Perhaps. But "mini me" referenced the person ordering the robe, not literally mini me, as in Halifaxxx. Mini you maybe? English syntax and proper usage was never my strong suit. I did learn how to write cursive though but I haven't in like 30 years. Block print for me and three distinct squiggles for a signature that change with each signing. Gotta keep the forgers and scammers guessing. Also, it adds collectors value as you have to try to collect all the variant signatures to have a true collection. Marketing genius I am.

RKCNDY said:

Halifax2TheMax said:

Perhaps. But "mini me" referenced the person ordering the robe, not literally mini me, as in Halifaxxx. Mini you maybe? English syntax and proper usage was never my strong suit. I did learn how to write cursive though but I haven't in like 30 years. Block print for me and three distinct squiggles for a signature that change with each signing. Gotta keep the forgers and scammers guessing. Also, it adds collectors value as you have to try to collect all the variant signatures to have a true collection. Marketing genius I am.

again, if said robes will only come in the red sox colors or that of a cheating football team, I will have no part in ordering any of them.

Mini Me ferret? Furry I am not, beady eyes...maybe.