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Wobbie · March 2015

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

lolobugg said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

Hobbes said:
So, no Dudes in the Nude calender? Ah, man! I was practicing my poses. The Captain Morgan. The Mr. Clean. I had finally settled on The Burt Reynolds.
picture this....halifaxxx in his ratty bathrobe.....maybe "tastefully revealing" below the tie.

photo will be shot in the litter box, of course.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

might sell more than his albums though
What ever happened to the monogrammed bathrobes imalive was going to produce? Now that would raise some serious $$ for the Wishlist Foundation.
glad you asked....I am still working on those but, I gotta tell ya, halifax is not the easiest guy to work with. He's kind of a diva....not quite a babs streisand "don't look at me" diva, but difficult nonetheless.

I thought it would be a good idea to offer multiple colors but halifaxxxx insists on nothing but red sox/patriots blue like he wears...I was thinking a baby puke green would also be good, but he's not budging off blue.

next, finding the correct shitty, nappy material has been a challenge. anybody ever stay at the moore hotel in seattle? their towels would be the perfect material....worn out to the point of transparency yet still sandpaper rough. I can't get halifaxxx to commit on material either.

finally.....pricing. Seeing as how these will be OFFI-cal shitty bathrobes, they're not gonna be cheap...and they're also gonna be "limited" so that people can start their flipper threads, bitch about flipper threads and blow up lost dogs....we've seen it with the backpacks....throw on a PJ patch and a H2TM monogram over the right breast (can I say "breast"?) and...WHAM!...instant collectible. That being said, we gotta price them like a 10C gas station jacket or lumberjack coat....we're thinking 100 bucks but just imagine the flip value. shipping will be $20 per robe....sorry, no combined shipping....international rates, you don't even want to know. and of course, "distressing" the robes is gonna make them pricey...plus, we gotta go amurican made and those damn unions are playing hardball....we'd be a lot better off having them made in bangladesh but halifaxxx doesn't want to piss off the fanbase (or throw away the opportunity to tour with ted nugent someday).

one more finally....halifaxx is playing hardball with his "cut"....I think wishlist should get the bigger cut but that's not how our tortured artiste sees it.....he says he's got bills to pay (god knows the $$$ isn't going to his back up singers)....stay tuned, we're still ironing out the kinks and also thinking of maybe a "bundle" with a CD of his greatest ripoffs. If I knew how to put up a poll, we could get your input, but I don't so I can't.

This is complete horse shit. Look, he needs to suck it up and choose a few different colors. As for the actual making of the bathrobes....there's a pre-school down the road from me where we can get those kids started on learning a trade (and it will still be considered "American made"). And what bills does he have to pay? How much cat litter does he need to buy?
HEY, HEY, HEY......don't shoot the messenger! I told you, he's a diva.

I'm digging the idea of pre-school labor....maybe we can get some kind of government vocational aid grant

As far as bills....free range cat litter, high west double rye (imported from utah), rental spot at the RV park for his school bus and a few bucks for his entourage.

Around here, free range cat litter is known as the back yard.
to be fair, his backyard has 104" of snow on it.
I'll concede a snow blower for the guy and his countless cats.

at the risk of being "chat roomish".....I really like your new avatar.

SD48277 · March 2015

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

lolobugg said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

Hobbes said:
So, no Dudes in the Nude calender? Ah, man! I was practicing my poses. The Captain Morgan. The Mr. Clean. I had finally settled on The Burt Reynolds.
picture this....halifaxxx in his ratty bathrobe.....maybe "tastefully revealing" below the tie.

photo will be shot in the litter box, of course.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

might sell more than his albums though
What ever happened to the monogrammed bathrobes imalive was going to produce? Now that would raise some serious $$ for the Wishlist Foundation.
glad you asked....I am still working on those but, I gotta tell ya, halifax is not the easiest guy to work with. He's kind of a diva....not quite a babs streisand "don't look at me" diva, but difficult nonetheless.

I thought it would be a good idea to offer multiple colors but halifaxxxx insists on nothing but red sox/patriots blue like he wears...I was thinking a baby puke green would also be good, but he's not budging off blue.

next, finding the correct shitty, nappy material has been a challenge. anybody ever stay at the moore hotel in seattle? their towels would be the perfect material....worn out to the point of transparency yet still sandpaper rough. I can't get halifaxxx to commit on material either.

finally.....pricing. Seeing as how these will be OFFI-cal shitty bathrobes, they're not gonna be cheap...and they're also gonna be "limited" so that people can start their flipper threads, bitch about flipper threads and blow up lost dogs....we've seen it with the backpacks....throw on a PJ patch and a H2TM monogram over the right breast (can I say "breast"?) and...WHAM!...instant collectible. That being said, we gotta price them like a 10C gas station jacket or lumberjack coat....we're thinking 100 bucks but just imagine the flip value. shipping will be $20 per robe....sorry, no combined shipping....international rates, you don't even want to know. and of course, "distressing" the robes is gonna make them pricey...plus, we gotta go amurican made and those damn unions are playing hardball....we'd be a lot better off having them made in bangladesh but halifaxxx doesn't want to piss off the fanbase (or throw away the opportunity to tour with ted nugent someday).

one more finally....halifaxx is playing hardball with his "cut"....I think wishlist should get the bigger cut but that's not how our tortured artiste sees it.....he says he's got bills to pay (god knows the $$$ isn't going to his back up singers)....stay tuned, we're still ironing out the kinks and also thinking of maybe a "bundle" with a CD of his greatest ripoffs. If I knew how to put up a poll, we could get your input, but I don't so I can't.

This is complete horse shit. Look, he needs to suck it up and choose a few different colors. As for the actual making of the bathrobes....there's a pre-school down the road from me where we can get those kids started on learning a trade (and it will still be considered "American made"). And what bills does he have to pay? How much cat litter does he need to buy?
HEY, HEY, HEY......don't shoot the messenger! I told you, he's a diva.

I'm digging the idea of pre-school labor....maybe we can get some kind of government vocational aid grant

As far as bills....free range cat litter, high west double rye (imported from utah), rental spot at the RV park for his school bus and a few bucks for his entourage.

Around here, free range cat litter is known as the back yard.
to be fair, his backyard has 104" of snow on it.
I'll concede a snow blower for the guy and his countless cats.
at the risk of being "chat roomish".....I really like your new avatar.

Thank you. I did it just for you.

Last-12-Exit · March 2015

Empty Glass said:

Last-12-Exit said:
Just need one more.

http://games.espn.go.com/flb/leagueoffice?leagueId=52834&seasonId=2015
What would it cost me?

$20

RKCNDY · March 2015

I hear they don't teach Home Economics in school any more...the robes would be a perfect re-introduction of the fine art of sewing...kids probably don't even know how to sew a button on their shirt anymore. Can't believe people pay the dry cleaners to do it...$6 to sew on a button?!?!?!

oceaninmyeyes · March 2015

RKCNDY said:
I hear they don't teach Home Economics in school any more...the robes would be a perfect re-introduction of the fine art of sewing...kids probably don't even know how to sew a button on their shirt anymore. Can't believe people pay the dry cleaners to do it...$6 to sew on a button?!?!?!

I volunteered in my boy's middle school to teach sewing. Family and Consumer science is required for all 6th graders here. They design and sew a pillow, with a machine and finish it with a hand running stitch. No button though.

RKCNDY · March 2015

oceaninmyeyes said:

RKCNDY said:
I hear they don't teach Home Economics in school any more...the robes would be a perfect re-introduction of the fine art of sewing...kids probably don't even know how to sew a button on their shirt anymore. Can't believe people pay the dry cleaners to do it...$6 to sew on a button?!?!?!
I volunteered in my boy's middle school to teach sewing. Family and Consumer science is required for all 6th graders here. They design and sew a pillow, with a machine and finish it with a hand running stitch. No button though.

that's good to hear! I know they were talking about cutting it here...something about budget cuts, they already cut out recess for elementary kids.
I was super impressed (and kinda bummed) when I learned that they are teaching how to change the oil in your car and how to fix a toilet in Girl Scouts. I didn't learn much when I was in GS...how to start a fire (with matches), and how to do the waltz.
woo.

Empty Glass · March 2015

I went full degenerate on Last Exits baseball group. I joined then deleted all my accounts. So, I can't log back in.

Last-12-Exit · March 2015

Empty Glass said:
I went full degenerate on Last Exits baseball group. I joined then deleted all my accounts. So, I can't log back in.

What account did you delete?

Empty Glass · March 2015

Last-12-Exit said:

Empty Glass said:
I went full degenerate on Last Exits baseball group. I joined then deleted all my accounts. So, I can't log back in.
What account did you delete?

I joined the league. Then I backed out and was changing my account info. Espn said I ghad multiple accounts tied to my email. As I said, I haven't done anything w/ espn fantasy since 2001. I said fuck it...I'll delete my accounts and just create one fore this. Oops, I can't log in now to the team tied to the league.

Yeah, I work with computers all day

PJSiren · March 2015

RKCNDY said:
I hear they don't teach Home Economics in school any more...the robes would be a perfect re-introduction of the fine art of sewing...kids probably don't even know how to sew a button on their shirt anymore. Can't believe people pay the dry cleaners to do it...$6 to sew on a button?!?!?!

They teach it in my daughter's middle school, she's in 7th grade...though it's not called home ec anymore, it's got some ridicluous name I can't recall, they learned how to stitch pants back up and sew buttons and made little cases for their cell phones...all by hand, she did very well in that class I was proud of her, and she loved the cooking part of it too. Came home multiple times to her trying to recreate what they had made in class.

Last-12-Exit · March 2015

Pm me a new email address when u get a new account created.

PJSiren · March 2015

They are taking forever to post this job for me, and it's driving me nuts, I am not a patient person...HR SUCKS! lol Move at their own damn speed who cares about anyone else...

RKCNDY · March 2015

PJSiren said:

RKCNDY said:
I hear they don't teach Home Economics in school any more...the robes would be a perfect re-introduction of the fine art of sewing...kids probably don't even know how to sew a button on their shirt anymore. Can't believe people pay the dry cleaners to do it...$6 to sew on a button?!?!?!
They teach it in my daughter's middle school, she's in 7th grade...though it's not called home ec anymore, it's got some ridicluous name I can't recall, they learned how to stitch pants back up and sew buttons and made little cases for their cell phones...all by hand, she did very well in that class I was proud of her, and she loved the cooking part of it too. Came home multiple times to her trying to recreate what they had made in class.

Yay! Very glad to know at least some kids are learning that kind of stuff. I always took foods/cooking classes. People would laugh at me until I would bring pie, cakes, pizza into my next class and try to finish eating it before the teacher got there because we weren't supposed to have food in class.

northerndragon · March 2015

I didn't like the cooking or sewing part of what was called life skills when I was in Grade 8, I already knew how to cook and sew better than they were teaching me and I wasn't allowed to opt out. I did love the wood working and metal working portions of that course though. Luckily they were during the first semester because I never did finish the second semester of grade 8.

PJfanwillneverleave1 · March 2015

I remember taking Home Ec in grade nine and we had to sew a pencil case.
Now to think that Cursive Writing is not taught anymore.
Is it the same in America?

Empty Glass · March 2015

PJfanwillneverleave1 said:
I remember taking Home Ec in grade nine and we had to sew a pencil case.
Now to think that Cursive Writing is not taught anymore.
Is it the same in America?

I have a 3rd grader and they were taught cursive very quickly. They had to identify the letters, not write them. I asked the teacher about it in conferences and we agreed, it's not really needed anymore but I said - what about signing checks (are they needed) or other paperwork? I think we agreed that most just write 1 letter and a line anyway

Hobbes · March 2015

Forget cursive, handwriting in general is becoming obsolete. And spelling! It's a digital age.....

And who writes checks anymore? A couple years ago, I had my girlfriend's daughter (then 25) fill out a check for me. She just stood there, holding the pen, with this blank stare. She had never written a check.

This is what kind of degenerate I am. My signature is what it is today because I spent most of my high school career practicing my dad's sig for fake notes to get out of class.

If there's one thing, everyone should at least be able to sew a button back on to their own shirt.

Ramble on.....

Last-12-Exit · March 2015

Hobbes said:
Forget cursive, handwriting in general is becoming obsolete. And spelling! It's a digital age.....

And who writes checks anymore? A couple years ago, I had my girlfriend's daughter (then 25) fill out a check for me. She just stood there, holding the pen, with this blank stare. She had never written a check.

This is what kind of degenerate I am. My signature is what it is today because I spent most of my high school career practicing my dad's sig for fake notes to get out of class.

If there's one thing, everyone should at least be able to sew a button back on to their own shirt.

Ramble on.....

I'm 36. I've never been able to sew or tie a tie. I've tried several times to learn both, but my brain won't retain the information.

I don't think cursive needs to be taught anymore. Hell, you can sign your name by clicking submit. It's an obsolete art. You fan still practice good hand writing and grammer without cursive.

hedonist · March 2015

Last-12-Exit said:
You fan still practice good hand writing and grammer without cursive.

northerndragon · March 2015

hedonist said:

Last-12-Exit said:
You fan still practice good hand writing and grammer without cursive.

Haha, he didn't say he was practicing it just that it was possible.......

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