Degenerates Unite!! Must be on the list to enter and 18!

Halifax2TheMax said:

It's coming............................

Oh man. Not sure if anyone else here was privy to it at the time, but I'm reminded of metsyfan.

Carry on!

Now hold on a darn tootin minute! I believe, with my stage presence, artistic ability, all manner of props and costumes, not to mention experience with lighting and production, that I'm uniquely qualified to shoot this shit storm of a calendar. The extras and out takes we'll turn into a coffee table book with a look behind the scenes and the making of the calendar. Maybe I'll add a CD sound track? Okay, listen up, who's got the pumpkin? Okay, hold the pumpkin like this, see? It reveals without revealing and the orange hue of the pumpkin softens the fish belly white of your thighs, giving them a healthy appearance. Okay, tilt your chin thus, hold it, hold it, okay now flick your hair, over your shoulder. Now give us the come hither look, that's it, that's it! Do you need to put the pumpkin down? Okay, take five, everyone take five! Who's got the goddamn cat box. Cat box people, who's got the f-ing cat box?!!! We're supposed to be professionals people. Jesus Christ! Chop chop let's go! Time is money and money is the future, BitCoin not accepted! Who's next? Be ready! Pumpkin boy here is finished! Might have to put him on the back and skip his month! Who's next??????????!!!!!

How many months do we have down? 5? We need more victi uh, I mean volunteers

http://youtu.be/b54pmFhzfDg

check out these two degenerates

SD48277 said:

lolobugg said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

Hobbes said:

So, no Dudes in the Nude calender? Ah, man! I was practicing my poses. The Captain Morgan. The Mr. Clean. I had finally settled on The Burt Reynolds.

picture this....halifaxxx in his ratty bathrobe.....maybe "tastefully revealing" below the tie.

photo will be shot in the litter box, of course.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

might sell more than his albums though

What ever happened to the monogrammed bathrobes imalive was going to produce? Now that would raise some serious $$ for the Wishlist Foundation.

glad you asked....I am still working on those but, I gotta tell ya, halifax is not the easiest guy to work with. He's kind of a diva....not quite a babs streisand "don't look at me" diva, but difficult nonetheless.

I thought it would be a good idea to offer multiple colors but halifaxxxx insists on nothing but red sox/patriots blue like he wears...I was thinking a baby puke green would also be good, but he's not budging off blue.

next, finding the correct shitty, nappy material has been a challenge. anybody ever stay at the moore hotel in seattle? their towels would be the perfect material....worn out to the point of transparency yet still sandpaper rough. I can't get halifaxxx to commit on material either.

finally.....pricing. Seeing as how these will be OFFI-cal shitty bathrobes, they're not gonna be cheap...and they're also gonna be "limited" so that people can start their flipper threads, bitch about flipper threads and blow up lost dogs....we've seen it with the backpacks....throw on a PJ patch and a H2TM monogram over the right breast (can I say "breast"?) and...WHAM!...instant collectible. That being said, we gotta price them like a 10C gas station jacket or lumberjack coat....we're thinking 100 bucks but just imagine the flip value. shipping will be $20 per robe....sorry, no combined shipping....international rates, you don't even want to know. and of course, "distressing" the robes is gonna make them pricey...plus, we gotta go amurican made and those damn unions are playing hardball....we'd be a lot better off having them made in bangladesh but halifaxxx doesn't want to piss off the fanbase (or throw away the opportunity to tour with ted nugent someday).

one more finally....halifaxx is playing hardball with his "cut"....I think wishlist should get the bigger cut but that's not how our tortured artiste sees it.....he says he's got bills to pay (god knows the $$$ isn't going to his back up singers)....stay tuned, we're still ironing out the kinks and also thinking of maybe a "bundle" with a CD of his greatest ripoffs. If I knew how to put up a poll, we could get your input, but I don't so I can't.

RKCNDY said:

That's it, I'm not buying any stinking robe that is associated with any red sox or any cheater football team.

THAT'S why I'm pushing him for more color choices! I'll pass it along but sometimes I feel like I'm talking to a wall.

Last-12-Exit said:

Just need one more.

http://games.espn.go.com/flb/leagueoffice?leagueId=52834&seasonId=2015

Degenerates unite.....in fantasy baseball?

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

lolobugg said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

Hobbes said:

So, no Dudes in the Nude calender? Ah, man! I was practicing my poses. The Captain Morgan. The Mr. Clean. I had finally settled on The Burt Reynolds.

picture this....halifaxxx in his ratty bathrobe.....maybe "tastefully revealing" below the tie.

photo will be shot in the litter box, of course.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

might sell more than his albums though

What ever happened to the monogrammed bathrobes imalive was going to produce? Now that would raise some serious $$ for the Wishlist Foundation.

glad you asked....I am still working on those but, I gotta tell ya, halifax is not the easiest guy to work with. He's kind of a diva....not quite a babs streisand "don't look at me" diva, but difficult nonetheless.

I thought it would be a good idea to offer multiple colors but halifaxxxx insists on nothing but red sox/patriots blue like he wears...I was thinking a baby puke green would also be good, but he's not budging off blue.

next, finding the correct shitty, nappy material has been a challenge. anybody ever stay at the moore hotel in seattle? their towels would be the perfect material....worn out to the point of transparency yet still sandpaper rough. I can't get halifaxxx to commit on material either.

finally.....pricing. Seeing as how these will be OFFI-cal shitty bathrobes, they're not gonna be cheap...and they're also gonna be "limited" so that people can start their flipper threads, bitch about flipper threads and blow up lost dogs....we've seen it with the backpacks....throw on a PJ patch and a H2TM monogram over the right breast (can I say "breast"?) and...WHAM!...instant collectible. That being said, we gotta price them like a 10C gas station jacket or lumberjack coat....we're thinking 100 bucks but just imagine the flip value. shipping will be $20 per robe....sorry, no combined shipping....international rates, you don't even want to know. and of course, "distressing" the robes is gonna make them pricey...plus, we gotta go amurican made and those damn unions are playing hardball....we'd be a lot better off having them made in bangladesh but halifaxxx doesn't want to piss off the fanbase (or throw away the opportunity to tour with ted nugent someday).

one more finally....halifaxx is playing hardball with his "cut"....I think wishlist should get the bigger cut but that's not how our tortured artiste sees it.....he says he's got bills to pay (god knows the $$$ isn't going to his back up singers)....stay tuned, we're still ironing out the kinks and also thinking of maybe a "bundle" with a CD of his greatest ripoffs. If I knew how to put up a poll, we could get your input, but I don't so I can't.

This is complete horse shit. Look, he needs to suck it up and choose a few different colors. As for the actual making of the bathrobes....there's a pre-school down the road from me where we can get those kids started on learning a trade (and it will still be considered "American made"). And what bills does he have to pay? How much cat litter does he need to buy?

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

lolobugg said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

Hobbes said:

So, no Dudes in the Nude calender? Ah, man! I was practicing my poses. The Captain Morgan. The Mr. Clean. I had finally settled on The Burt Reynolds.

picture this....halifaxxx in his ratty bathrobe.....maybe "tastefully revealing" below the tie.

photo will be shot in the litter box, of course.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

might sell more than his albums though

What ever happened to the monogrammed bathrobes imalive was going to produce? Now that would raise some serious $$ for the Wishlist Foundation.

glad you asked....I am still working on those but, I gotta tell ya, halifax is not the easiest guy to work with. He's kind of a diva....not quite a babs streisand "don't look at me" diva, but difficult nonetheless.

I thought it would be a good idea to offer multiple colors but halifaxxxx insists on nothing but red sox/patriots blue like he wears...I was thinking a baby puke green would also be good, but he's not budging off blue.

next, finding the correct shitty, nappy material has been a challenge. anybody ever stay at the moore hotel in seattle? their towels would be the perfect material....worn out to the point of transparency yet still sandpaper rough. I can't get halifaxxx to commit on material either.

finally.....pricing. Seeing as how these will be OFFI-cal shitty bathrobes, they're not gonna be cheap...and they're also gonna be "limited" so that people can start their flipper threads, bitch about flipper threads and blow up lost dogs....we've seen it with the backpacks....throw on a PJ patch and a H2TM monogram over the right breast (can I say "breast"?) and...WHAM!...instant collectible. That being said, we gotta price them like a 10C gas station jacket or lumberjack coat....we're thinking 100 bucks but just imagine the flip value. shipping will be $20 per robe....sorry, no combined shipping....international rates, you don't even want to know. and of course, "distressing" the robes is gonna make them pricey...plus, we gotta go amurican made and those damn unions are playing hardball....we'd be a lot better off having them made in bangladesh but halifaxxx doesn't want to piss off the fanbase (or throw away the opportunity to tour with ted nugent someday).

one more finally....halifaxx is playing hardball with his "cut"....I think wishlist should get the bigger cut but that's not how our tortured artiste sees it.....he says he's got bills to pay (god knows the $$$ isn't going to his back up singers)....stay tuned, we're still ironing out the kinks and also thinking of maybe a "bundle" with a CD of his greatest ripoffs. If I knew how to put up a poll, we could get your input, but I don't so I can't.

This is complete horse shit. Look, he needs to suck it up and choose a few different colors. As for the actual making of the bathrobes....there's a pre-school down the road from me where we can get those kids started on learning a trade (and it will still be considered "American made"). And what bills does he have to pay? How much cat litter does he need to buy?

HEY, HEY, HEY......don't shoot the messenger! I told you, he's a diva.

I'm digging the idea of pre-school labor....maybe we can get some kind of government vocational aid grant

As far as bills....free range cat litter, high west double rye (imported from utah), rental spot at the RV park for his school bus and a few bucks for his entourage.

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

lolobugg said:

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

Hobbes said:

So, no Dudes in the Nude calender? Ah, man! I was practicing my poses. The Captain Morgan. The Mr. Clean. I had finally settled on The Burt Reynolds.

picture this....halifaxxx in his ratty bathrobe.....maybe "tastefully revealing" below the tie.

photo will be shot in the litter box, of course.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

might sell more than his albums though

What ever happened to the monogrammed bathrobes imalive was going to produce? Now that would raise some serious $$ for the Wishlist Foundation.

glad you asked....I am still working on those but, I gotta tell ya, halifax is not the easiest guy to work with. He's kind of a diva....not quite a babs streisand "don't look at me" diva, but difficult nonetheless.

I thought it would be a good idea to offer multiple colors but halifaxxxx insists on nothing but red sox/patriots blue like he wears...I was thinking a baby puke green would also be good, but he's not budging off blue.

next, finding the correct shitty, nappy material has been a challenge. anybody ever stay at the moore hotel in seattle? their towels would be the perfect material....worn out to the point of transparency yet still sandpaper rough. I can't get halifaxxx to commit on material either.

finally.....pricing. Seeing as how these will be OFFI-cal shitty bathrobes, they're not gonna be cheap...and they're also gonna be "limited" so that people can start their flipper threads, bitch about flipper threads and blow up lost dogs....we've seen it with the backpacks....throw on a PJ patch and a H2TM monogram over the right breast (can I say "breast"?) and...WHAM!...instant collectible. That being said, we gotta price them like a 10C gas station jacket or lumberjack coat....we're thinking 100 bucks but just imagine the flip value. shipping will be $20 per robe....sorry, no combined shipping....international rates, you don't even want to know. and of course, "distressing" the robes is gonna make them pricey...plus, we gotta go amurican made and those damn unions are playing hardball....we'd be a lot better off having them made in bangladesh but halifaxxx doesn't want to piss off the fanbase (or throw away the opportunity to tour with ted nugent someday).

one more finally....halifaxx is playing hardball with his "cut"....I think wishlist should get the bigger cut but that's not how our tortured artiste sees it.....he says he's got bills to pay (god knows the $$$ isn't going to his back up singers)....stay tuned, we're still ironing out the kinks and also thinking of maybe a "bundle" with a CD of his greatest ripoffs. If I knew how to put up a poll, we could get your input, but I don't so I can't.

This is complete horse shit. Look, he needs to suck it up and choose a few different colors. As for the actual making of the bathrobes....there's a pre-school down the road from me where we can get those kids started on learning a trade (and it will still be considered "American made"). And what bills does he have to pay? How much cat litter does he need to buy?

HEY, HEY, HEY......don't shoot the messenger! I told you, he's a diva.

I'm digging the idea of pre-school labor....maybe we can get some kind of government vocational aid grant

As far as bills....free range cat litter, high west double rye (imported from utah), rental spot at the RV park for his school bus and a few bucks for his entourage.

Around here, free range cat litter is known as the back yard.

to be fair, his backyard has 104" of snow on it.