***What made your day, the sarcasm thread****

Ok, so I invite my brother and his family over for Easter Sunday at the begining of the week. I knew he wouldn't call until Friday. Boy, was I pleasantly surprised when he left a message last night while we were shopping for the tenderloin and trimmings to say they weren't coming. I thought that was AWESOME! A day ahead of when I thought one of them would call.
He was away on business and his wife told him I had called. I guess her phone wasn't dialing out all week. I sincerely hope it gets fixed soon.
I really do.
He was away on business and his wife told him I had called. I guess her phone wasn't dialing out all week. I sincerely hope it gets fixed soon.
I really do.

Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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hehehehehehe....i love sarcasm.....sorry about your bro's screwup......can i come over for tenderloin?!
It wasn't a screwup! It was GREAT! It almost NEVER happens this way. He LOVES me and LOVES spending time with me and my family.
I think he is the BEST brother a girl can have. REALLY.
The door is always open for you.
You are awesome!
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
We are going to be taxed on the relief check that Bushie is sending out.
Yes, that is AWESOME.
Why not just take the damn tax out now and save us the heartache of forgetting to put it aside and then scrambling for it next spring.
I think that is awesome.
I love President Bush.
No, REALLY.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
It was the same the last time. I know I won't be invited.
I also love how i puked all morning and it looked like water cause all i drank was vodka the night before.
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Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
It's too bad most of the folks don't post here anymore.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
It's a combo of both--there are some folks I really miss seeing on here, but I certainly appreciate those that have stuck around and continue to make me laugh.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Super jazzed for day two of overtime and living in a hotel.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Totally am
Not looking forward to doing this again.. But I think I'm going to..
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You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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Then the person at the next desk has to tell the whole office every time they make another sale and how far OVER their target they are. It makes me feel sooooo awesome!! I am enjoying though, my daydreams about bludgeoning her with my keyboard
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.