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TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Ok, so I invite my brother and his family over for Easter Sunday at the begining of the week. I knew he wouldn't call until Friday. Boy, was I pleasantly surprised when he left a message last night while we were shopping for the tenderloin and trimmings to say they weren't coming. I thought that was AWESOME! A day ahead of when I thought one of them would call.
He was away on business and his wife told him I had called. I guess her phone wasn't dialing out all week. I sincerely hope it gets fixed soon.
I really do.
;)
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Ok, so I invite my brother and his family over for Easter Sunday at the begining of the week. I knew he wouldn't call until Friday. Boy, was I pleasantly surprised when he left a message last night while we were shopping for the tenderloin and trimmings to say they weren't coming. I thought that was AWESOME! A day ahead of when I thought one of them would call.
    He was away on business and his wife told him I had called. I guess her phone wasn't dialing out all week. I sincerely hope it gets fixed soon.
    I really do.
    ;)


    hehehehehehe....i love sarcasm.....sorry about your bro's screwup......can i come over for tenderloin?! ;):D:D
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cutback wrote:
    hehehehehehe....i love sarcasm.....sorry about your bro's screwup......can i come over for tenderloin?! ;):D:D
    Of course you can come over. I am an awesome cook.
    It wasn't a screwup! It was GREAT! It almost NEVER happens this way. He LOVES me and LOVES spending time with me and my family.
    I think he is the BEST brother a girl can have. REALLY.
    ;)
    The door is always open for you.
    You are awesome!
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    You know what else made my day???
    We are going to be taxed on the relief check that Bushie is sending out.
    Yes, that is AWESOME.
    Why not just take the damn tax out now and save us the heartache of forgetting to put it aside and then scrambling for it next spring.
    I think that is awesome.
    I love President Bush.
    No, REALLY.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • igotid88igotid88 Posts: 27,768
    TrixieCat wrote:
    You know what else made my day???
    We are going to be taxed on the relief check that Bushie is sending out.
    Yes, that is AWESOME.
    Why not just take the damn tax out now and save us the heartache of forgetting to put it aside and then scrambling for it next spring.
    I think that is awesome.
    I love President Bush.
    No, REALLY.

    It was the same the last time. I know I won't be invited.
    I miss igotid88
  • nicoolnicool Posts: 89
    well the sweestest, most awesomist part of my day was getting ditched by my boyfriend, again. I also like how it's been over a week since I've seen him, and I'm used to seeing him everyday. Now its like aweeeesomme! my relationship is like falling apart! wicked!

    I also love how i puked all morning and it looked like water cause all i drank was vodka the night before.
    You sheltered me from nothing but the weather...
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    the knicks-grizzlies game was riveting. welcome to garbagetime in the nba...
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  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    ahhh the thread of my people, I have found you after a long search.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    northerndragon wrote: »
    ahhh the thread of my people, I have found you after a long search.

    It's too bad most of the folks don't post here anymore.
    ELITIST FUK
  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    edited January 2015
    But most of today's posters didn't post then, so do you long for those who are not here or appreciate who is...disclaimer - no sarcasm was used in the previous statement.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    I'm SOOOOOO excited to get to sit in an orientation class in order to receive food stamps.. Goodie goodie me!! ;-)
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    northerndragon wrote: »
    But most of today's posters didn't post then, so do you long for those who are not here or appreciate who is...disclaimer - no sarcasm was used in the previous statement.

    It's a combo of both--there are some folks I really miss seeing on here, but I certainly appreciate those that have stuck around and continue to make me laugh.
    ELITIST FUK
  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    True enough, well to be fair I haven't been here long enough to actually know the people of old but some of those threads were damn funny.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    Now back to our regularly scheduled program:
    Super jazzed for day two of overtime and living in a hotel.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    First day of the semester and have already come close to being hit by two different knuckleheads in brodozers. I absolutely love trying to park on campus, it makes my day.
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    I just fucken love leaving the sun in LA for the fucken cold in jersey. I mean, who doesn't.....
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    WhatYouTaughtMe wrote: »
    First day of the semester and have already come close to being hit by two different knuckleheads in brodozers. I absolutely love trying to park on campus, it makes my day.

    Totally am
    Not looking forward to doing this again.. But I think I'm going to..
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    Ohhhhh look! A government issued hoop!! Gotta go jump through it!!
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    Fuckjng people .... I'm telling you Idiocracy... Just saying..
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    I absolutely love when I accidentally click on The Moving Train and decide to read some posts
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  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    I love it when it warms up enough to start melting some of the ice and snow--but not completely, so when it re-freezes, it creates such a lovely sheet of ice on the driveway. Oh, the joys of walking to my car on that.
    ELITIST FUK
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I'm so glad I got sick at the company party, and am still hacking up lung butter almost 2 weeks later!

    Oh, did I mention, I thought it was awesome of them to put the food out 45 minutes before the official start time of said party, so when we were finally allowed to go and get the food, it was cold!
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  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    I truly truly love it when everything has to stop so some overinflated pompous politician can have a pretty little tour right in the middle of the final stretch towards the deadline. Seriously take your fake smile and your photo ops somewhere else, I have work to do.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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    My Wi-Fi just went out suddenly while I was in the middle of watching a show online. Yay! Internet problems! My favorite!
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  • GillycwGillycw Posts: 524
    I love the shit out of it when I haven't hit my sales target at work.
    Then the person at the next desk has to tell the whole office every time they make another sale and how far OVER their target they are. It makes me feel sooooo awesome!! I am enjoying though, my daydreams about bludgeoning her with my keyboard
  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    oh hotel that I joke about being my second house.....I truly love how you throttle the internet because it isn't fun enough to be trapped within your walls for the majority of the week but my main source of amusement must be a fuckin shit show to access, so again thank you, you cheap bastards.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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    I absolutely love cycling in the rain. So refreshing! Especially winter rain, which is particularly bracing. Brisk, you might say. And especially when it gets blown horizontally, because then it is sure to get in to every square inch - no missed nooks or crannies! Rain like this creates efficiencies in both time and resources, because you don't even need to take one of those decadent hot showers. No sir! Just enjoy nature's bounty as it sluices over you.
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    guns and roses playing mr brownstone on the radio, didnt even have to fall over even though i was shocked
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    I love spending 3 hours in a meeting and at the end of the meeting, everyone agrees to what was agreed on before the 3 hour meetings
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