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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,251
    Stone was a zombie extra in the Thriller video
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Posts: 36,751
    HesCalledDyer wrote: »
    Chuck Norris once got in a fight with Steven Seagal. Stone Gossard won.



    =))
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  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    Dyer has a great one indeed.
  • dot30dot30 Posts: 83
    Stone is always able to open the mayonnaise.
    =)) =)) =))
    Once you hold the hand of love, it's all surmountable.
  • THEBIBLEISTENTHEBIBLEISTEN Posts: 1,892
    We were but stones, ur light made us stars
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone can sink your battleship with only 3 hits.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone was talking to chuck Norris and chucks beard jumped off his face on to stones.
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  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    Stone was raising the 12th man flag in Seattle.
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
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  • 23scidoo23scidoo Posts: 19,178
    Once, Stone was close friend with Dirty Frank
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard can sell a used car to a used car salesman, and get full price...with a warranty.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • THEBIBLEISTENTHEBIBLEISTEN Posts: 1,892
    Stone could heal all the little bitches that complain all day on the forum with just his tears, too bad Stone never cries.
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    THEBIBLEISTEN wrote: »
    Stone could heal all the little bitches that complain all day on the forum with just his tears, too bad Stone never cries.

    I know :-<
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone can teach old dogs new tricks.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    My first two stone gossard posts:
    Last-12-Exit wrote: »
    Stone has been my designated driver on 4 different occasions....even held my hair while I vomited.
    Last-12-Exit wrote: »
    Stone reached puberty at age 6.

  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    Stone knows you're an asshole too Scott =))
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    badbrains wrote: »
    Stone knows you're an asshole too Scott =))

    Stone knows you are mean to me and he likes me more than you!
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    He prob does Scott, prob does hahahaha
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard taught Mr. Miyagi how to catch flies with chop sticks.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    When Stone call 1-900 numbers be does not get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
  • THEBIBLEISTENTHEBIBLEISTEN Posts: 1,892
    When mccready can't find an amp that works he just plugs into stone
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    THEBIBLEISTEN wrote: »
    When mccready can't find an amp that works he just plugs into stone

    =))
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    HesCalledDyer wrote: »
    Chuck Norris once got in a fight with Steven Seagal. Stone Gossard won.

    This still cracks me up. =))
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  • 23scidoo23scidoo Posts: 19,178
    Stone framed Roger Rabbit..
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone determines the price of gas depending on his monthly travel habits.
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Posts: 16,432
    Stone shot J.R. Ewing.
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard gave Lieutenant Dan his magic legs.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • shetellsherselfshetellsherself Posts: 8,818
    Stone's fingers are so smooth and nimble that never once did he inadvertently tap the mark all viewed button.
    5/3/92 Omaha, NE
    6/19/95 Red Rocks
    9/11/98 MSG
    11/19/12 EV solo Tulsa
    7/19/13 Wrigley 10/19/13 Brooklyn 2 10/21/13 Philly 1 10/22/13 Philly 2 10/25/13 Hartford
    10/08/14 Tulsa 10/09/14 Lincoln
    9/26/15 NYC Global Citizen
    4/16/16 Greenville 4/28/16 Philly 1 4/29/16 Philly 2 5/1/16 MSG 1 5/2/16 MSG 2 8/7/16 Fenway 2 8/20/16 Wrigley 1
    4/7/17 RRHOF New York City
    9/2/18 Fenway 1 9/4/2018 Fenway 2
    9/18/21 Asbury Park
    2/4/22 EV Earthlings NYC 2/6/22 EV Earthlings Newark 9/11/22 MSG 9/14/22 Camden
    9/3/24 MSG 1 9/4/24 MSG 2 9/7/24 Philly 1 9/9/24 Philly 2
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Stone can quote. Regardless of which format he's in!
  • derbydavederbydave Posts: 11,254
    whispering hands wrote: »
    Stone can quote. Regardless of which format he's in!

    F*CK NULL
    =))
    '96: Seattle: Key Arena
    '98: Seattle: Memorial Stadium 1 & 2
    '00: Columbus: Polaris
    '03: Columbus: Germain
    '10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena
    '11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit
    '12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2
    '13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle
    '14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline
    '15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival
    '16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2
    '17: Brooklyn - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
    '18: London 1 & 2 / Seattle 1 & 2 / Missoula / Wrigley 1
    '22: Nashville / St. Louis


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  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    edited January 2015
    Stone likes bad brains but hates Scott, cuz Scott's an asshole.

    Edit-yes Dave, fuck NULL indeed!
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