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  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    I have blue jeans too that are torn at the knees, hot tub fab idea
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Really?? A thread just for me? I don't need caffeine.. I need stupid shit. Stupid shit works.. Wax.. Floor wax.. Damn it I need to wax my car, but wind. Fucking wind!! Why now?? Fuck the snow it's bringing..fuck me! I'm out!
  • FrankieG
    FrankieG Abingdon MD Posts: 9,100
    FRESH POTS!! - Dave Grohl
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhdCslFcKFU
    2003: 7/14 NJ ... 2006: 6/1 NJ, 6/3 NJ ... 2007: 8/5 IL ... 2008: 6/24 NY, 6/25 NY, 8/7 EV NJ ... 2009: 10/27 PA, 10/28 PA, 10/30 PA, 10/31 PA
    2010: 5/20 NY, 5/21 NY ... 2011: 6/21 EV NY, 9/3 WI, 9/4 WI ... 2012: 9/2 PA, 9/22 GA ... 2013: 10/18 NY, 10/19 NY, 10/21 PA, 10/22 PA, 10/27 MD
    2015: 9/23 NY, 9/26 NY ... 2016: 4/28 PA, 4/29 PA, 5/1 NY, 5/2 NY, 6/11 TN, 8/7 MA, 11/4 TOTD PA, 11/5 TOTD PA ... 2018: 8/10 WA
    2022: 9/14 NJ ... 2024: 5/28 WA, 9/7 PA, 9/9 PA ---- http://imgur.com/a/nk0s7
  • evsgjamm
    evsgjamm Posts: 2,108
    ^^^D-D-D-....Daddy???
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Z yep
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    SENSE/NO SENSE/ NON SENSE/NO CENTS/NOSE SCENTS/NOCENTS NYYYYYYYYYYYYYYET!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    some want to kiss it, some want to love it but can't, some want to smother it but not allowed, some want to dob on it, some want to hit it, some want to take it, some want to steal it, some want to betray it, some want to mislead it, some want to beautify it, some want to make it ugly, some want to frame it, some want to make babies with it, some want to share it and some want to confuse it, some want it stupid and some want it smart, and what is 'it'? "It" is "me"!
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    A Boy Called It.. Good book, fucked up.. Gotta go get nowhere, in this house.
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    turtle boobs.....best phrase EVER =))
    ELITIST FUK
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    It was too much fun.....
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    This is not a frigid pony!
    It's your tripped-up gobstopper, you said it
    why you always trying to hunker yourself all way down, down, damn anyway

    lipstick becomes you, she said she prettily
    manatee wants manatee gets the clapper, you know it

    all your crooked rails
    leading into one curved
    sally, the wicked banister and chipped paint queen

    chipped paint on toast?
    that's disgusting! said tuna blaster the second, his mother




  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Cup sinks shops!! Release the bull!! Tiny china shops scream, too many cups!!! God bless American Family! Bubble wrap is good..
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    Watt are you awl saying! I'm trying two thunder sand but canned tuna into the worlds you, right?
    And sense (I sense) you sense this makes some cents. Pay up. Print or curse, iv you Kane, citizen! May, bee, if you let your print en behalf your em, bell or ish, then it may, bee, will a testament to watt power, you... say!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    listen here you lumpy canister sets
    you're all hog washish onto all the latest trends and those long-ass fancy straws
    you know, the kind that people sleep all over and then sell in the morning for a fortune
    lazy breath
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    whispering hands said:

    Cup sinks shops!! Release the bull!! Tiny china shops scream, too many cups!!! God bless American Family! Bubble wrap is good..

    Free the China Shop 50,000!
    rollings said:

    listen here you lumpy canister sets
    you're all hog washish onto all the latest trends and those long-ass fancy straws
    you know, the kind that people sleep all over and then sell in the morning for a fortune
    lazy breath

    "Lumpy canister sets" ... Vivid! (and amusing! :-) )

    And now I must lay myself down and dream of bulls sipping lazy hogwash from tea cups through long-ass fancy strawzzzzzzzzzzz!

    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    brianlux said:

    whispering hands said:

    Cup sinks shops!! Release the bull!! Tiny china shops scream, too many cups!!! God bless American Family! Bubble wrap is good..

    Free the China Shop 50,000!
    rollings said:

    listen here you lumpy canister sets
    you're all hog washish onto all the latest trends and those long-ass fancy straws
    you know, the kind that people sleep all over and then sell in the morning for a fortune
    lazy breath

    "Lumpy canister sets" ... Vivid! (and amusing! :-) )

    And now I must lay myself down and dream of bulls sipping lazy hogwash from tea cups through long-ass fancy strawzzzzzzzzzzz!

    Hahahaha!! Away with oysters, slimed criminals of intestines!! Thanks for the straw haha!! Now, my hat is shakey.. And my hats are too tight.. Wrist wrench who what when why where and WTF???
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Simply put, quarters are assholes!! Fall in the cold cold snow!! Stupid metallic round asshole!!
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    edited November 2014
    sometimes people think that all brown cows are named Bessie, they're not
    some cows are named after cars like studabaker or nantucket
    nobody ever saw a cow who just stands there all studabaking
    stay away you teensie Toyota, I heard all about you and your rugged jack handles
    that's what I always say
    brita
    Post edited by rollings on
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    Today I learned about things: two-bit assholes and cows named after cars.

    I wonder if the German cows are named Borgward, Opel or Porsche and such?

    Ah yes, I remember now. Farmer John bought a cow named Porsche and introduced her to his bull, Rambler. Only another one of Farmer John's cows, Opel, was already two moos over Rambler and upon meeting the German cow declared, "Oh, Porsche, you slut!" and turned to Rambler and said, "Rambler, you two-bit asshole, I thought you loved me. Huh! Bullshit!"
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    And into the China shop went Rambler, where he tripped over a lumpy Cannister set and brokehis crazy ass long straw!

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