Does this story evolve 2 fans (maybe more) enjoying an evening together...one thing lead to another, and they took part in the act of love making...music was playing (The Fixer) and there were a few "Yeah yeah yeahs" during the act?
Whatever gave you guys the idea that this story could be perverted in any way?
HMMMM... Can't figure out why anyone would think that!!!
Probably because you all have dirty minds! :P It couldn't have been anything I said!
The Fixer Story is not dirty in anyway and is actually fairly innocent*, I promise.
*Individual results may vary.
damn, sonny boy.... I am gonna have to put on my bifocals to read that fine print.
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2003- Raleigh, NC: Charlotte, NC: Atlanta, GA
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2008- Columbia, SC
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2010- Bristow, VA
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Does this story evolve 2 fans (maybe more) enjoying an evening together...one thing lead to another, and they took part in the act of love making...music was playing (The Fixer) and there were a few "Yeah yeah yeahs" during the act?
Whatever gave you guys the idea that this story could be perverted in any way?
HMMMM... Can't figure out why anyone would think that!!!
Probably because you all have dirty minds! :P It couldn't have been anything I said!
The Fixer Story is not dirty in anyway and is actually fairly innocent*, I promise.
So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers.... and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself )
This is not innocent )
Oh please let it rain today.
Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
Does this story evolve 2 fans (maybe more) enjoying an evening together...one thing lead to another, and they took part in the act of love making...music was playing (The Fixer) and there were a few "Yeah yeah yeahs" during the act?
Whatever gave you guys the idea that this story could be perverted in any way?
HMMMM... Can't figure out why anyone would think that!!!
Probably because you all have dirty minds! :P It couldn't have been anything I said!
The Fixer Story is not dirty in anyway and is actually fairly innocent*, I promise.
*Individual results may vary.
*kw18 and Afroannie are not responsible for any long lasting side effects from hearing the fixer story.
So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers.... and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself )
This is not innocent )
Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates stories about jelly and/or jam.
So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers.... and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself )
This is not innocent )
Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates stories about jelly and/or jam.
So....jam or jelly may or may not be involved...hmmm....
So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers.... and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself )
This is not innocent )
Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates stories about jelly and/or jam.
So....jam or jelly may or may not be involved...hmmm....
So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers.... and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself )
This is not innocent )
Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.
FIXED... AND just for the record, I like jelly & jams!!! I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
'96: Seattle: Key Arena '98: Seattle: Memorial Stadium 1 & 2 '00: Columbus: Polaris '03: Columbus: Germain '10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena '11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit '12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2 '13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle '14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline '15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival '16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2 '17: Brooklyn - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony '18: London 1 & 2 / Seattle 1 & 2 / Missoula / Wrigley 1 '22: Nashville / St. Louis
So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers.... and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself )
This is not innocent )
Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.
FIXED... AND just for the record, I like jelly & jams!!! I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
Marmalade, huh? Well, you probably won't care for marmalade anymore after you hear the fixer story ...
So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers.... and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself )
This is not innocent )
Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.
FIXED... AND just for the record, I like jelly & jams!!! I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
Marmalade, huh? Well, you probably won't care for marmalade anymore after you hear the fixer story ...
AWWWW.... Don't take away my MARMALADE!!!!!!!!!! )
'96: Seattle: Key Arena '98: Seattle: Memorial Stadium 1 & 2 '00: Columbus: Polaris '03: Columbus: Germain '10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena '11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit '12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2 '13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle '14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline '15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival '16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2 '17: Brooklyn - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony '18: London 1 & 2 / Seattle 1 & 2 / Missoula / Wrigley 1 '22: Nashville / St. Louis
So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers.... and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself )
This is not innocent )
Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.
FIXED... AND just for the record, I like jelly & jams!!! I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
Marmalade, huh? Well, you probably won't care for marmalade anymore after you hear the fixer story ...
AWWWW.... Don't take away my MARMALADE!!!!!!!!!! )
So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers.... and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself )
This is not innocent )
Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.
FIXED... AND just for the record, I like jelly & jams!!! I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
Marmalade, huh? Well, you probably won't care for marmalade anymore after you hear the fixer story ...
AWWWW.... Don't take away my MARMALADE!!!!!!!!!! )
How do you feel about orange marmalade?
ORANGE is the BEST MARMALADE!!!! It's like the CHOCOLATE of babka... I can't handle the lesser babka, the nasty old CINNAMON babka!! ~X(
'96: Seattle: Key Arena '98: Seattle: Memorial Stadium 1 & 2 '00: Columbus: Polaris '03: Columbus: Germain '10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena '11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit '12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2 '13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle '14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline '15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival '16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2 '17: Brooklyn - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony '18: London 1 & 2 / Seattle 1 & 2 / Missoula / Wrigley 1 '22: Nashville / St. Louis
So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers.... and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself )
This is not innocent )
Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.
FIXED... AND just for the record, I like jelly & jams!!! I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
Marmalade, huh? Well, you probably won't care for marmalade anymore after you hear the fixer story ...
AWWWW.... Don't take away my MARMALADE!!!!!!!!!! )
How do you feel about orange marmalade?
ORANGE is the BEST MARMALADE!!!! It's like the CHOCOLATE of babka... I can't handle the lesser babka, the nasty old CINNAMON babka!! ~X(
Ok..well you better enjoy as orange marmalade now..because after you hear the Fixer story... @-)
So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers.... and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself )
This is not innocent )
Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.
FIXED... AND just for the record, I like jelly & jams!!! I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
Marmalade, huh? Well, you probably won't care for marmalade anymore after you hear the fixer story ...
AWWWW.... Don't take away my MARMALADE!!!!!!!!!! )
How do you feel about orange marmalade?
ORANGE is the BEST MARMALADE!!!! It's like the CHOCOLATE of babka... I can't handle the lesser babka, the nasty old CINNAMON babka!! ~X(
I decided I didn't have time to read all the missed responses in this thread so I just clicked on the last page thinking I could just get the gist. I'm confused and a little nauseous now.
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I decided I didn't have time to read all the missed responses in this thread so I just clicked on the last page thinking I could just get the gist. I'm confused and a little nauseous now.
Hmm ... confused and nauseous ... are you sure you haven't heard The Fixer Story yet?
I decided I didn't have time to read all the missed responses in this thread so I just clicked on the last page thinking I could just get the gist. I'm confused and a little nauseous now.
Hmm ... confused and nauseous ... are you sure you haven't heard The Fixer Story yet?
I decided I didn't have time to read all the missed responses in this thread so I just clicked on the last page thinking I could just get the gist. I'm confused and a little nauseous now.
Hmm ... confused and nauseous ... are you sure you haven't heard The Fixer Story yet?
Do I need to take Dramamine before hearing the story? Can this story be heard on an empty stomach?
Comments
*Individual results may vary.
Do tell....
I am gonna have to put on my bifocals to read that fine print.
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1996- Charleston, SC
1998- Atlanta, GA: Birmingham, AL: Greenville, SC: Knoxville, TN
2000- Atlanta, GA: New Orleans, LA: Memphis, TN: Nashville, TN
2003- Raleigh, NC: Charlotte, NC: Atlanta, GA
2004- Asheville, NC (hometown show)
2006- Cincinnati, OH
2008- Columbia, SC
2009- Chicago, IL x 2 / Ed Vedder- Atlanta, GA x 2
2010- Bristow, VA
2011- Alpine Valley, WI (PJ20) x 2 / Ed Vedder- Chicago, IL
2012- Atlanta, GA
2013- Charlotte, NC
2014- Cincinnati, OH
2015- New York, NY
2016- Greenville, SC: Hampton, VA:: Columbia, SC: Raleigh, NC : Lexington, KY: Philly, PA 2: (Wrigley) Chicago, IL x 2 (holy shit): Temple of the Dog- Philly, PA
2017- ED VED- Louisville, KY
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2020- Nashville, TN
2022- Smashville
2023- Austin, TX x2
2024- Baltimore
So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers....
and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself )
This is not innocent )
Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself )
This is not innocent )
Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates stories about jelly and/or jam.
This is not innocent )
Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates stories about jelly and/or jam.
So....jam or jelly may or may not be involved...hmmm....
Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates stories about jelly and/or jam.
So....jam or jelly may or may not be involved...hmmm....
This may be a clue or it may not...
This is not innocent )
Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.
FIXED...
AND just for the record,
I like jelly & jams!!!
I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
'98: Seattle: Memorial Stadium 1 & 2
'00: Columbus: Polaris
'03: Columbus: Germain
'10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena
'11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit
'12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2
'13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle
'14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline
'15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival
'16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2
'17: Brooklyn - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
'18: London 1 & 2 / Seattle 1 & 2 / Missoula / Wrigley 1
'22: Nashville / St. Louis
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Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.
FIXED...
AND just for the record,
I like jelly & jams!!!
I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
Marmalade, huh? Well, you probably won't care for marmalade anymore after you hear the fixer story ...
"Let's check Idaho."
FIXED...
AND just for the record,
I like jelly & jams!!!
I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
Marmalade, huh? Well, you probably won't care for marmalade anymore after you hear the fixer story ...
AWWWW....
Don't take away my MARMALADE!!!!!!!!!!
)
'98: Seattle: Memorial Stadium 1 & 2
'00: Columbus: Polaris
'03: Columbus: Germain
'10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena
'11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit
'12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2
'13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle
'14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline
'15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival
'16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2
'17: Brooklyn - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
'18: London 1 & 2 / Seattle 1 & 2 / Missoula / Wrigley 1
'22: Nashville / St. Louis
http://www.livefootsteps.org/user/?usr=170
AND just for the record,
I like jelly & jams!!!
I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
Marmalade, huh? Well, you probably won't care for marmalade anymore after you hear the fixer story ...
AWWWW....
Don't take away my MARMALADE!!!!!!!!!!
)
How do you feel about orange marmalade?
AWWWW....
Don't take away my MARMALADE!!!!!!!!!!
)
How do you feel about orange marmalade?
ORANGE is the BEST MARMALADE!!!!
It's like the CHOCOLATE of babka...
I can't handle the lesser babka,
the nasty old CINNAMON babka!!
~X(
'98: Seattle: Memorial Stadium 1 & 2
'00: Columbus: Polaris
'03: Columbus: Germain
'10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena
'11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit
'12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2
'13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle
'14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline
'15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival
'16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2
'17: Brooklyn - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
'18: London 1 & 2 / Seattle 1 & 2 / Missoula / Wrigley 1
'22: Nashville / St. Louis
http://www.livefootsteps.org/user/?usr=170
Don't take away my MARMALADE!!!!!!!!!!
)
How do you feel about orange marmalade?
ORANGE is the BEST MARMALADE!!!!
It's like the CHOCOLATE of babka...
I can't handle the lesser babka,
the nasty old CINNAMON babka!!
~X(
Ok..well you better enjoy as orange marmalade now..because after you hear the Fixer story... @-)
Don't take away my MARMALADE!!!!!!!!!!
)
How do you feel about orange marmalade?
ORANGE is the BEST MARMALADE!!!!
It's like the CHOCOLATE of babka...
I can't handle the lesser babka,
the nasty old CINNAMON babka!!
~X(
(gasp) Another babka? )
...and a black & white cookie for me. Peace. >-
Well if we can't look to the cookie where can we look? \:D/
'98: Seattle: Memorial Stadium 1 & 2
'00: Columbus: Polaris
'03: Columbus: Germain
'10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena
'11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit
'12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2
'13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle
'14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline
'15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival
'16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2
'17: Brooklyn - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
'18: London 1 & 2 / Seattle 1 & 2 / Missoula / Wrigley 1
'22: Nashville / St. Louis
http://www.livefootsteps.org/user/?usr=170
'98: Seattle: Memorial Stadium 1 & 2
'00: Columbus: Polaris
'03: Columbus: Germain
'10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena
'11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit
'12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2
'13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle
'14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline
'15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival
'16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2
'17: Brooklyn - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
'18: London 1 & 2 / Seattle 1 & 2 / Missoula / Wrigley 1
'22: Nashville / St. Louis
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9/11/98 MSG
11/19/12 EV solo Tulsa
7/19/13 Wrigley 10/19/13 Brooklyn 2 10/21/13 Philly 1 10/22/13 Philly 2 10/25/13 Hartford
10/08/14 Tulsa 10/09/14 Lincoln
9/26/15 New York City
4/16/16 Greenville 4/28/16 Philly 1 4/29/16 Philly 2 5/1/16 MSG 1 5/2/16 MSG 2 8/7/16 Fenway 2 8/20/16 Wrigley 1
4/7/17 RRHOF New York City
9/02/18 Fenway 1 9/04/2018 Fenway 2
9/18/21 Asbury Park
9/11/22 New York City
9/14/22 Camden
)
"Let's check Idaho."
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